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The Producer's Letter! Is bad.
Jan 27th, 2023 at 12:43pm
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Hey, look:

https://www.ddo.com/news/ddo-producer-letter-january-2023

tl:dr there's some kinda cool cosmetic armor coming for the 2017 anniversary event and another "mini expansion". VIP gets dick-all.

The especially hilarious part is the comments section 100% negative.

I wonder how unhappy the players have to be before cordo gets off his lazy ass?
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Reply #1 - Jan 27th, 2023 at 1:52pm
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noamineo wrote on Jan 27th, 2023 at 12:43pm:
Hey, look:

https://www.ddo.com/news/ddo-producer-letter-january-2023

tl:dr there's some kinda cool cosmetic armor coming for the 2017 anniversary event and another "mini expansion". VIP gets dick-all.

The especially hilarious part is the comments section 100% negative.

I wonder how unhappy the players have to be before cordo gets off his lazy ass?



What's the "droaam content"? Is that like Diplomatic, Framework, etc?
  


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Reply #2 - Jan 27th, 2023 at 1:54pm
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Reply #3 - Jan 27th, 2023 at 2:00pm
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5 Foot Step wrote on Jan 27th, 2023 at 1:54pm:
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Well... there's a picture and some text. Here's the text:




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Greetings! I’m Producer Amanda “Tolero” Grow, and today I’ll be giving you a look at what’s coming up for DDO in 2023. I hope that your New Years has been off to a wonderful start, and we’re looking forward to more fun and excitement in DDO this year.

If you’re new to DDO or coming back after a long break, here’s a recap of the latest things that have been added to the game: Last year our story took us to the Isle of Dread, where in addition to fighting dinosaurs, players came face to face with the infamous D&D villain Vecna! We had an exciting Hardcore Season in the summer, as players were hunted down by deadly Hounds throughout the game. We added Archetypes to the game, bringing new ways to play and build our D&D classes. And we introduced a major overhaul of the Character Bank, with filters, customizable tabs, and expanded amounts of storage there. Towards the end of 2022 we debuted our latest Adventure Pack which brought players back to Sharn to continue thwarting Vecna and others over the fate of the Planar Eyes.

Now that I’ve covered the big beats of where we’ve been, let’s talk about where we are going next. Our game will be celebrating its 17th anniversary this year with fun free content! We’ll introduce three new free Archetypes as well as a free Dungeon for all players to play.



Work in progress rendering of our upcoming 17th Anniversary armor!

The free quest will set the stage for the upcoming Mini Expansion in the spring, where players will help Morgrave University try and neutralize the threat posed by Vecna. Our long-running story will reach a peak we know you'll want to be a part of! We’ll have a lot more information about the story and content of our mini-expansion as we get closer to it. After that we’ll be kicking off a new Hardcore season this summer with another rules change up, but we’ll release more details about that later.

We spoke last year about work being done to reduce lag and improve game performance, and you saw some elements of that work get deployed in 2022. This work will continue in 2023! We've been focusing on the way the game communicates with itself, along with making some of our more complex systems more efficient behind the scenes. One reason for this focus is that we are able to measure the impact it has, before and after, and while no one fix will banish lag for good, we are able to see the benefits of these small but steady improvements over time. We know you want us to make lag reduction a focus, and we agree!

There are more features and content happening later in the year, such as a Legendary revamp of Droaam content and another Hardcore redux season, but this should give you a good sense of what is in store for the first part of 2023 and beyond. We can’t wait to see you in game!
  


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Reply #4 - Jan 27th, 2023 at 2:03pm
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The comments in the thread are 95% negative. But, I think it's partly because the outline is vague. There's just very little detail to go on. Typically the letters would give SOME pieces of the details in the letter. But, this letter has jack. So..
  


Strake wrote on Mar 31st, 2020 at 1:51pm:
Like every group, there are schlubs and there are stars, and a lot in between. Pick your cause and I can say the same thing about the associated group.
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Head-Meat wrote on Jan 27th, 2023 at 2:03pm:
The comments in the thread are 95% negative. But, I think it's partly because the outline is vague. There's just very little detail to go on. Typically the letters would give SOME pieces of the details in the letter. But, this letter has jack. So..


They are 95% negative because the letter doesn't mention the 1 thing everyone is pissed off about.

Oh but check cordo's latest post in the dev tracker, its fucking hilarious:

  

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Reply #7 - Jan 27th, 2023 at 2:54pm
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Head-Meat wrote on Jan 27th, 2023 at 2:03pm:
The comments in the thread are 95% negative. But, I think it's partly because the outline is vague. There's just very little detail to go on. Typically the letters would give SOME pieces of the details in the letter. But, this letter has jack. So..

Of course it's vague. Tolero probably had an intern write it over their lunch break.
  

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Reply #8 - Jan 27th, 2023 at 3:06pm
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Standing Stone Games wrote on Jan 27th, 2023 at 2:54pm:
Of course it's vague. Tolero probably had an intern write it over their lunch break.


And then had Cordo spend 3 weeks building that web page its posted on.
  

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Reply #9 - Jan 27th, 2023 at 3:11pm
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noamineo wrote on Jan 27th, 2023 at 3:06pm:
And then had Cordo spend 3 weeks building that web page its posted on.




SEE! They're busy!
  


Strake wrote on Mar 31st, 2020 at 1:51pm:
Like every group, there are schlubs and there are stars, and a lot in between. Pick your cause and I can say the same thing about the associated group.
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Head-Meat wrote on Jan 27th, 2023 at 3:11pm:
SEE! They're busy!


This is a lot like when people were pushing very hard for SSG to remove quest flagging requirements in order to improve grouping availability. Lyn came into the thread and said "look at all this useless bullshit I added to the LFM panel!" and got about the response you'd expect for such an act.
  

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Reply #11 - Jan 27th, 2023 at 4:11pm
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noamineo wrote on Jan 27th, 2023 at 3:31pm:
This is a lot like when people were pushing very hard for SSG to remove quest flagging requirements in order to improve grouping availability. Lyn came into the thread and said "look at all this useless bullshit I added to the LFM panel!" and got about the response you'd expect for such an act.



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Like every group, there are schlubs and there are stars, and a lot in between. Pick your cause and I can say the same thing about the associated group.
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Reply #12 - Jan 27th, 2023 at 5:45pm
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To say this was phoning it the fuck in would be an insult to people who phone it the fuck in.
  

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Reply #13 - Jan 27th, 2023 at 6:39pm
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"while no one fix will banish lag for good"

Let me help.



  

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Reply #14 - Jan 27th, 2023 at 9:04pm
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Head-Meat wrote on Jan 27th, 2023 at 1:52pm:
What's the "droaam content"? Is that like Diplomatic, Framework, etc?


Yep!
Story Arc 1: Diplomatic Impunity, Frame Work, Eyes of Stone
Story Arc 2: Assault on Summerfield, Blockade Buster, Undermine and Siegebreaker
  
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AMB wrote on Jan 27th, 2023 at 9:04pm:
Yep!
Story Arc 1: Diplomatic Impunity, Frame Work, Eyes of Stone
Story Arc 2: Assault on Summerfield, Blockade Buster, Undermine and Siegebreaker



Ok, not going to lie. The Drooam arc is some of my favorite content in the entire game.

Its also in a level range that could use some love.

Assuming they don't actually change the basic quests, having an epic/legendary version of it added would bring me quite a lot of joy.



You know. Not enough to make up for all of this fucktardery or get my sub renewed or any of that. But I would enjoy playing it again.
  

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Reply #16 - Jan 28th, 2023 at 11:58am
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IIRC last year's producer's letter was actually decent and got people excited for upcoming changes...this year's feels like Tolero just wrote something in a hurry to get it out of the way.
  
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ManyCookies wrote on Jan 28th, 2023 at 11:58am:
IIRC last year's producer's letter was actually decent and got people excited for upcoming changes...this year's feels like Tolero just wrote something in a hurry to get it out of the way.



It reads like a text version of a 10 minute whiteboard brainstorm.
  


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"brainstorm"


  
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ManyCookies wrote on Jan 28th, 2023 at 11:58am:
IIRC last year's producer's letter was actually decent and got people excited for upcoming changes...this year's feels like Tolero just wrote something in a hurry to get it out of the way.


It was 1/3rd "here's a reminder of what happened last year" and 1/3rd "shit we already know" in order to obfuscate the fact that they aren't really doing shit this year.
  

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Has anyone ever gotten more than a form-letter reply from there?
  

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I got a harassment lawsuit. Does that count?
  

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Snu Snu wrote on Jan 30th, 2023 at 2:31pm:
I got a harassment lawsuit. Does that count?


In fact it does.
  

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