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aDifferentHandle Abbot Raider Offline omg, that's the funky shit Posts: 996 Joined: Aug 30^th, 2010	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #50 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 5:18am	Print Post
	Carpone wrote on Jun 12^th, 2012 at 10:35pm: Escort archetype + having the NPC heal herself ala rats in Tomb of the Tormented as flagship Forgotten Realms raid = http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Crystal-pepsi.jpg srsly, where did it go? My stepfather trolled his mother with crystal pepsi. I wish it were the 90s again. sniff.
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	That's not opinion, that's science. And science is one cold hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap on.
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #51 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 5:58am	Print Post
	After reading this thread, all I have got to say is, what happened to the quality of the vault? Trolling people used to actually be fun. If it is this easy to get people panties all knotted up we need to clean house. I mean, if this was kistilan level of stupidity I could see it. But it doesn't even come close to it. Pathetic. Go cry in a corner until your hide has grown thick enough to read the Vault.

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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Goaticorn DQ Assaulter Offline Posts: 405 Location: In a magical wonderland Joined: Jan 6^th, 2012	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #52 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 7:18am	Print Post
	Bacardi wrote on Jun 13^th, 2012 at 3:47am: Hymunz all over again.. Some think its Hymen Others think its Human One guy tried to make a bad joke and people are upset,boohoohoo. I know Virginity is a big issue for you ladies and felt offended prolly because a hoborapistniggahjew broke yours but eating people isnt. Respect in the Vault?OMFJG Epoch was right about you, you are an uneducated fuckwit. Who was talking about eating people in this thread, and why the fuck does anyone care about virginity? I personally don't and never have, kindly GFYIAF. (in case you can't infer GO FUCK YOURSELF IN A FIRE.)


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Bahgoon Stormreaver Piker Offline Get off my lawn! Posts: 666 Joined: Jan 24^th, 2011	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #53 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 8:39am	Print Post
	Gunga wrote on Jun 12^th, 2012 at 10:36pm: You obviously wear a star on your sleeve . . . If I were the cruel, heartless, racialist sort who tries for cheap jokes at the expense of a historically downtrodden people I would say, "No, no, that goes on the left breast." Lucky for you folks I'm not that type.

	The various modes of worship which prevailed in the Roman world were all considered by the people as equally true; by the philosopher as equally false; and by the magistrate as equally useful. - Edward Gibbon
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Merrick DQ Assaulter Offline Posts: 456 Joined: Nov 29^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #54 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 8:42am	Print Post
	Holy shitballs, somebody nuke this thread from orbit already, please.


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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #55 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 9:11am	Print Post
	I think we would be better served to coat it with an accelerant in expectation of the morning rush.

	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #56 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 9:14am	Print Post
	I am going to kill all the cows in India.

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #57 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 9:15am	Print Post
	Epoch wrote on Jun 13^th, 2012 at 9:14am: I am going to kill all the cows in India. ...you better not eat them you insensitive prick. That could be someones grandmother.

	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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Bahgoon Stormreaver Piker Offline Get off my lawn! Posts: 666 Joined: Jan 24^th, 2011	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #58 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 9:16am	Print Post
	Eladiun wrote on Jun 13^th, 2012 at 9:15am: ...you better not eat them you insensitive prick.� That could be someones grandmother. Epoch knows all about eating grandmothers.

	The various modes of worship which prevailed in the Roman world were all considered by the people as equally true; by the philosopher as equally false; and by the magistrate as equally useful. - Edward Gibbon
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Gunga Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Fuck You. Posts: 9519 Location: New Jersey Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #59 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 9:20am	Print Post
	popejubal wrote on Jun 12^th, 2012 at 10:42pm: This thread makes me sad. You were sad before you got here.

	Smrti wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 3:00pm: Gunga is the best.
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #60 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 9:46am	Print Post
	Bahgoon wrote on Jun 13^th, 2012 at 9:16am: Epoch knows all about eating grandmothers. She told you? I am glad you took the news so well.

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #61 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 9:47am	Print Post
	Eladiun wrote on Jun 13^th, 2012 at 9:15am: ...you better not eat them you insensitive prick.� That could be someones grandmother. I can't eat them all, but I will try.

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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Bacardi Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 362 Joined: Oct 12^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #62 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 9:48am	Print Post
	Goaticorn wrote on Jun 13^th, 2012 at 7:18am: Epoch was right about you, you are an uneducated fuckwit.� Who was talking about eating people in this thread, and why the fuck does anyone care about virginity?� I personally don't and never have, kindly GFYIAF.� (in case you can't infer GO FUCK YOURSELF IN A FIRE.) Your Vault skills are low i guess you`ve never tasted a bukkake doughnut or know that GRR is kickass or even that Shade Created the Universe! http://www.ddovault.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1339148958 Learn to Vault cunt!
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	Epoch wrote on May 22^nd, 2012 at 4:46am: I can tell by your typing that you are an uneducated fuckwit.� This explains why you think books are bad.� I bet you think school is hard and you shouldn't have to repeat 7th grade again this year.
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Orberon Waterworks Kobold Offline Is It Not Nifty? Posts: 173 Location: Somewhere around Houston, TX. Joined: Dec 6^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #63 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 10:29am	Print Post
	What a fucked up thread.

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Gunga Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Fuck You. Posts: 9519 Location: New Jersey Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #64 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 10:35am	Print Post
	I fucked a porpoise once.

	Smrti wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 3:00pm: Gunga is the best.
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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #65 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 10:36am	Print Post
	I'm sad this thread turned into jews and mel gibson. I'd much rather read about how incompetent we all think Flimsy is.


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Shade Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 43 Joined: Jan 21^st, 2011	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #66 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 11:38am	Print Post
	Sadly the best raid designers no longer work on DDO. imo turbines coolest dev ever: Devilmouse (aka Jesse Kurlancheek) - very actively talked with the community in irc and ingame - designed abbot. No longer works for turbine. He made the awesome original version anyways with optional puzzles, Eladrin screwed it up after. Not sure who did Titan, tho i think jesse had a hand in it iirc. JWB - did Shroud, no longer on DDO. Least Torc and Madfloyd are still around. They are pretty cool. Torc did LoB. And did a great job imo. Hopefully he does the U15 one too.


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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #67 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 11:40am	Print Post
	You know who I really miss? Codog.


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Merrick DQ Assaulter Offline Posts: 456 Joined: Nov 29^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #68 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 1:48pm	Print Post
	Eladiun wrote on Jun 13^th, 2012 at 9:11am: I think we would be better served to coat it with an accelerant in expectation of the morning rush. * Merrick mixes styrofoam and gasoline


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Bigjunk Horoluth Raider Offline Hjeal meh! Posts: 2686 Joined: Feb 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #69 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 2:02pm	Print Post
	Shade wrote on Jun 13^th, 2012 at 11:38am: Sadly the best raid designers no longer work on DDO. imo turbines coolest dev ever: Devilmouse (aka Jesse Kurlancheek) - very actively talked with the community in irc and ingame - designed abbot. No longer works for turbine. He made the awesome original version anyways with optional puzzles, Eladrin screwed it up after. Not sure who did Titan, tho i think jesse had a hand in it iirc. JWB - did Shroud, no longer on DDO. Least Torc and Madfloyd are still around. They are pretty cool. Torc did LoB. And did a great job imo. Hopefully he does the U15 one too. Who did the Chronoscope? That's the last DDO raid that I actually like running. They've had some great quests with interesting fights like "In the Flesh" and stuff like that but these recent raids make me want to do nothing but TR.


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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #70 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 2:06pm	Print Post
	Bigjunk wrote on Jun 13^th, 2012 at 2:02pm: Who did the Chronoscope?� That's the last DDO raid that I actually like running. They've had some great quests with interesting fights like "In the Flesh" and stuff like that but these recent raids make me want to do nothing but TR. Totally forgot about Chrono. That is another well designed challenging raid. I love the reports on the new shit that this NPC is getting lost, getting stuck, falling, tethering...that's just fucking awesome and spell good time in my book.

	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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Bigjunk Horoluth Raider Offline Hjeal meh! Posts: 2686 Joined: Feb 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #71 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 2:08pm	Print Post
	Eladiun wrote on Jun 13^th, 2012 at 2:06pm: Totally forgot about Chrono.� That is another well designed challenging raid. I love the reports on the new shit that this NPC is getting lost, getting stuck, falling, tethering...that's just fucking awesome and spell good time in my book. The loot better mske Tier III Alchemicals look like Kothos starter crap if they want people to bother with this.
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Meat-Head 53%Moron57%Misunderstood Offline Why am I reading crap on this forum? Posts: 12345 Location: Oregon Joined: Dec 5^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #72 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 2:10pm	Print Post
	This thread makes me neither happy nor sad. Instead, this thread is a pretty good representation of how a whole lot of threads are on the vault. The only difference is who is playing "meanie" and who is "offended" I guess. You have all your vault elements here: 1. Offensive humor 2. Offended people 3. People who make fun of offended people 4. Who who don't care 5. "Inappropriate" sexual language. 6. Name calling 7. Expletives 8. Humor based on "bigotry" 9. Someone telling someone to do something in a fire 10. etc.. In other words, another day on the Vault? The only thing that actually surprises me here is the presence of any person who is expressing surprise.

	A half-dozen boss Vaulties donated generously with real money to my classroom during a fundraiser in May 2015 to get poor kids books to read. I won't forget that. They know who they are, and they freaking rule. Disavowed wrote on Apr 19^th, 2016 at 1:51pm: Once you meat your personal goal you might want to give that some consideration. Artorias wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 2:15pm: Good grief Meat, you're hopeless. You would label the simple act of taking a shit as someone obeying the divine law of nature to leave a proof of existence.
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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #73 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 2:11pm	Print Post
	Meat-Head wrote on Jun 13^th, 2012 at 2:10pm: This thread makes me neither happy nor sad. Instead, this thread is a pretty good representation of how a whole lot of threads are on the vault. The only difference is who is playing "meanie" and who is "offended" I guess. You have all your vault elements here: 1. Offensive humor 2. Offended people 3. People who make fun of offended people 4. Who who don't care 5. "Inappropriate" sexual language. 6. Name calling 7. Expletives 8. Humor based on "bigotry" 9. Someone telling someone to do something in a fire 10. etc.. In other words, another day on the Vault? The only thing that actually surprises me here is the presence of any person who is expressing surprise. Go Live in a Fire

	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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Merrick DQ Assaulter Offline Posts: 456 Joined: Nov 29^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #74 - Jun 13^th, 2012 at 2:15pm	Print Post
	Meat-Head wrote on Jun 13^th, 2012 at 2:10pm: This thread makes me neither happy nor sad. Instead, this thread is a pretty good representation of how a whole lot of threads are on the vault. The only difference is who is playing "meanie" and who is "offended" I guess. You have all your vault elements here: 1. Offensive humor 2. Offended people 3. People who make fun of offended people 4. Who who don't care 5. "Inappropriate" sexual language. 6. Name calling 7. Expletives 8. Humor based on "bigotry" 9. Someone telling someone to do something in a fire 10. etc.. In other words, another day on the Vault? Shhhh. Fight Club. PM Smrti for details. (There, now it's another day on the Vault.)


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