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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #100 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 2:33pm	Print Post
	Trying to keep a tally of the Physics issues... http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=377687
	« Last Edit: Jun 14^th, 2012 at 2:33pm by Eladiun »
	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #101 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 2:34pm	Print Post
	The ladder bug is still there, just different. Previously you would just rubberband back down over and over and over. Now you do a little ladder hump motion and slide off. And sometimes you'll get to the top, rubberband back halfway down then rubberband back to the top and off the ladder.
	« Last Edit: Jun 14^th, 2012 at 2:34pm by rest »

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Cauthey Ex Member	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #102 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 2:39pm	Print Post
	rest wrote on Jun 14^th, 2012 at 2:34pm: And sometimes you'll get to the top, rubberband back halfway down then rubberband back to the top and off the ladder. I get that EVERY time. And it always makes me overcompensate by moving as if I were still on the ladder. And then I've passed my mark, or have entered the trap at the top of the stairs. Annoying as sin.


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spathic Stocky Greenis Offline Taunting the stupid since before you were born. Posts: 1623 Location: Shenandoah valley Joined: Mar 2^nd, 2012 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #103 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 2:46pm	Print Post
	I'm not sure if the short raid timer would help or not, considering length of quest and length of time to get there. Investing that three times to get three chests wouldn't be palatable to a lot of people.

	Instant asshole. Just add alcohol.
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Cripey Shroud Slacker Offline Fuck you, thats my name. Posts: 1007 Joined: Jul 21^st, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #104 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 4:52pm	Print Post
	FlimsyFirewood's Avatar FlimsyFirewood FlimsyFirewood is online now Developer Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 491 FlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the Consecrated Default We're evaluating your feedback, current plan is to alter this raid for the patch. 1. Introduce more variety into the encounters. 2. Make the majority of chests at the end be dependent on the number of destroyed orbs (i.e. reward time spent), with some still based on Ana's health (reward teamwork). We're still finalizing the details, this is all subject to change, etc. Another thing that is happening is that should Ana fall off an island, she will no longer be teleported to a random location, but directly to her bodyguard, as long he or she is still alive and in the instance. There are other fixes coming in as well. WAIT FOR IT FlimsyFirewood's Avatar FlimsyFirewood FlimsyFirewood is online now Developer Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 491 FlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the ConsecratedFlimsyFirewood the Consecrated Default 14.1. We can't feature creep release at this point. Bug fixing, stability, etc.

	Grands Superhero IRL Or as they say in Ireland - Derp derp derp derp. Yellow moons. Lassie. Hordo wrote on Nov 21^st, 2012 at 8:07am: EDIT: BTW I love your post.� It reads as if English is your 3rd language behind gibberish and dipshit. majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 6:11pm: what the fuck guys... Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office. Assholes.
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #105 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 8:16pm	Print Post
	Quote: Annoying as sin. If sin is annoying, you are doing it wrong.

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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Cauthey Ex Member	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #106 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 11:40pm	Print Post
	Epoch wrote on Jun 14^th, 2012 at 8:16pm: If sin is annoying, you are doing it wrong. Sin does annoy me because I am married, and therefore am not free to do it.


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Gunga Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Fuck You. Posts: 9302 Location: New Jersey Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #107 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 11:44pm	Print Post
	Quote: Sin does annoy me because I am married, and therefore am not free to do it.� You could be married and sin all over your wife's sister.
	« Last Edit: Jun 14^th, 2012 at 11:44pm by Gunga »
	Smrti wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 3:00pm: Gunga is the best.
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #108 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 11:49pm	Print Post
	Quote: Sin does annoy me because I am married, and therefore am not free to do it.� The only one who limits on their freedom is yourself. Take that first step. Become free, fuck your spouses sibling.

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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Gunga Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Fuck You. Posts: 9302 Location: New Jersey Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #109 - Jun 14^th, 2012 at 11:59pm	Print Post
	Epoch wrote on Jun 14^th, 2012 at 11:49pm: Become free, fuck your spouses sibling. Amen, my brother. God bless you.

	Smrti wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 3:00pm: Gunga is the best.
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PlaidPooka DQ Assaulter Offline Fuckity-fuck-fuck Posts: 471 Location: Ghallanda Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #110 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 1:29am	Print Post
	Cripey wrote on Jun 12^th, 2012 at 8:14pm: Maybe if you got more dick than pussy you wouldn't be such an uptight bitch. Just sayin You wish you could get the pussy that Grace can if she wants too. You jealous, hateful, hedge-pig. You should die in a fire. My appologies to any actual Hedge-pigs that are surfing the vault.

	Tarrant can suck my boobies.� On second thought, they are far too soft and supple for the likes of him.� Tarrant, you can GFY while having hopeless pathetic dreams of my boobies.
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PlaidPooka DQ Assaulter Offline Fuckity-fuck-fuck Posts: 471 Location: Ghallanda Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #111 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 1:34am	Print Post
	popejubal wrote on Jun 14^th, 2012 at 2:18pm: I haven't experienced the old style ladder bug at all since the physics update. ...of course, I pretty much always jump onto ladders because the old style ladder bug had beaten that habit into me over time, so now I get to thoroughly enjoy the new style ladder-induced seizure bug. I actually mentioned this just now in the DDO forums. http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?p=4522828#post4522828 True story.� I am sad that the ladder bug and the fall-through-walls bug are going to keep my friends away from DDO after I had finally convinced one of them to give it a try. I still have the odd trouble with ladders. But what I hate is that Arti doggie is still getting ladder borked. Oddly enough it seems like there is now much less borking happening if he climbs up ladders, but still a whole lot of floating, frozen doggie if he goes down one.

	Tarrant can suck my boobies.� On second thought, they are far too soft and supple for the likes of him.� Tarrant, you can GFY while having hopeless pathetic dreams of my boobies.
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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #112 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 7:43am	Print Post
	PlaidPooka wrote on Jun 15^th, 2012 at 1:29am: You wish you could get the pussy that Grace can if she wants too.� You jealous, hateful, hedge-pig. You should die in a fire. My appologies to any actual Hedge-pigs that are surfing the vault. I can neither confirm nor deny my status as a hedge-pig but here's a

	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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kickass Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 137 Joined: Oct 12^th, 2011	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #113 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 7:45am	Print Post
	Hi Welcome to today's edition of Dont Be A Retard with your host Soturi. i realize that the issue has already been resolved/ignored, but i have an opinion on the subject and fuck you so to clear up any butthurtedness anyone may still be feeling about cripey's comment, let me translate what our friends were trying to say. there's a difference between making a tasteless joke that some people might find funny but most people wont, and actually BEING a genocidal asshole who makes statements like 'omg jews diaf' as a matter of actual opinion. if it's such a bad joke, i expect none of you will make starving children in africa jokes, 'dont drink the kool-aid' jokes, or any type of rape/murder/bigotry jokes, ever again. because it's the same shit, and i honestly have no idea why it's considered 'crossing the line' to joke about some murdered jews but socially acceptable to make jokes about Kony getting children to kill their parents. i personally think people who kill other people for ANY reason other than self-defense are pieces of shit who deserved to be buttraped by a llama, but i dont stick 'people who support genocide' in the same basket as 'people who make jokes about genocide'. also, i like what little ive seen of the new raid. the rest of this update is fucking stupid. this has been Dont Be A Retard with Soturi. jesus christ here i am defending these two asshats. fucking vault.


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Eladiun Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Two Time Loser Posts: 8398 Location: Rhode Island, USA Joined: Jun 17^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #114 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 9:45am	Print Post
	kickass wrote on Jun 15^th, 2012 at 7:45am: Hi Welcome to today's edition of Dont Be A Retard with your host Soturi. i realize that the issue has already been resolved/ignored, but i have an opinion on the subject and fuck you so to clear up any butthurtedness anyone may still be feeling about cripey's comment, let me translate what our friends were trying to say. there's a difference between making a tasteless joke that some people might find funny but most people wont, and actually BEING a genocidal asshole who makes statements like 'omg jews diaf' as a matter of actual opinion. if it's such a bad joke, i expect none of you will make starving children in africa jokes, 'dont drink the kool-aid' jokes, or any type of rape/murder/bigotry jokes, ever again. because it's the same shit, and i honestly have no idea why it's considered 'crossing the line' to joke about some murdered jews but socially acceptable to make jokes about Kony getting children to kill their parents. i personally think people who kill other people for ANY reason other than self-defense are pieces of shit who deserved to be buttraped by a llama, but i dont stick 'people who support genocide' in the same basket as 'people who make jokes about genocide'. also, i like what little ive seen of the new raid. the rest of this update is fucking stupid. this has been Dont Be A Retard with Soturi. jesus christ here i am defending these two asshats. fucking vault. If you plan on lecturing people again pick up a Strunk and White and capitalize. You look like Bazinga's retarded brother in this post.

	Nevynn wrote on Nov 18^th, 2010 at 11:38pm: Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment. Calvet wrote on Oct 20^th, 2011 at 12:18pm: I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.� I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all. Quote: Eladiun is an awful person
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Mokune Shroud Slacker Offline Gimped Hairless Ape Posts: 1115 Joined: Nov 16^th, 2011	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #115 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 10:45am	Print Post
	I get humor (and sometimes not...) But in this day and age it is some WEAK ASS BABY BITCH BOY shit to HAVE to draw upon racial slurs or male genitalia for your comedic repetoir Mark Twain would kick the teeth of your feeble insults so far down your throat you'd be shitting sticks of chalk...

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Cripey Shroud Slacker Offline Fuck you, thats my name. Posts: 1007 Joined: Jul 21^st, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #116 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 11:03am	Print Post
	Mokune wrote on Jun 15^th, 2012 at 10:45am: I get humor (and sometimes not...) But in this day and age it is some WEAK ASS BABY BITCH BOY shit to HAVE to draw upon racial slurs or male genitalia for your comedic repetoir Mark Twain would kick the teeth of your feeble insults so far down your throat you'd be shitting sticks of chalk...

	Grands Superhero IRL Or as they say in Ireland - Derp derp derp derp. Yellow moons. Lassie. Hordo wrote on Nov 21^st, 2012 at 8:07am: EDIT: BTW I love your post.� It reads as if English is your 3rd language behind gibberish and dipshit. majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20^th, 2014 at 6:11pm: what the fuck guys... Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office. Assholes.
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Arkat Chonus Christ Offline Hola Bienvenido Posts: 12345 Location: Wyoming Joined: Jul 13^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #117 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 11:56am	Print Post
	kickass wrote on Jun 15^th, 2012 at 7:45am: Hi Welcome to today's edition of Dont Be A Retard with your host Soturi. i realize that the issue has already been resolved/ignored, but i have an opinion on the subject and fuck you so to clear up any butthurtedness anyone may still be feeling about cripey's comment, let me translate what our friends were trying to say. there's a difference between making a tasteless joke that some people might find funny but most people wont, and actually BEING a genocidal asshole who makes statements like 'omg jews diaf' as a matter of actual opinion. if it's such a bad joke, i expect none of you will make starving children in africa jokes, 'dont drink the kool-aid' jokes, or any type of rape/murder/bigotry jokes, ever again. because it's the same shit, and i honestly have no idea why it's considered 'crossing the line' to joke about some murdered jews but socially acceptable to make jokes about Kony getting children to kill their parents. i personally think people who kill other people for ANY reason other than self-defense are pieces of shit who deserved to be buttraped by a llama, but i dont stick 'people who support genocide' in the same basket as 'people who make jokes about genocide'. also, i like what little ive seen of the new raid. the rest of this update is fucking stupid. this has been Dont Be A Retard with Soturi. jesus christ here i am defending these two asshats. fucking vault. Hola Bienvenido

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Gunga Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Fuck You. Posts: 9302 Location: New Jersey Joined: Aug 14^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #118 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 1:44pm	Print Post
	Mokune wrote on Jun 15^th, 2012 at 10:45am: I get humor (and sometimes not...) But in this day and age it is some WEAK ASS BABY BITCH BOY shit to HAVE to draw upon racial slurs or male genitalia for your comedic repetoir Mark Twain would kick the teeth of your feeble insults so far down your throat you'd be shitting sticks of chalk... Fuck you, dickswallower.

	Smrti wrote on Mar 22^nd, 2013 at 3:00pm: Gunga is the best.
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green00_00 Butterface Offline DDO Vault Failure Posts: 555 Joined: Nov 22^nd, 2011	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #119 - Jun 15^th, 2012 at 3:34pm	Print Post
	Mokune wrote on Jun 15^th, 2012 at 10:45am: I get humor (and sometimes not...) But in this day and age it is some WEAK ASS BABY BITCH BOY shit to HAVE to draw upon racial slurs or male genitalia for your comedic repetoir Mark Twain would kick the teeth of your feeble insults so far down your throat you'd be shitting sticks of chalk... Have you actually ever read any Twain? Herpaderp Nigger Jim.

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kickass Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 137 Joined: Oct 12^th, 2011	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #120 - Jun 16^th, 2012 at 12:53am	Print Post
	Eladiun wrote on Jun 15^th, 2012 at 9:45am: If you plan on lecturing people again pick up a Strunk and White and capitalize.� You look like Bazinga's retarded brother in this post. im familiar with proper capitalization, but shift buttons are hard for people as lazy as i.


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kickass Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 137 Joined: Oct 12^th, 2011	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #121 - Jun 16^th, 2012 at 12:58am	Print Post
	Mokune wrote on Jun 15^th, 2012 at 10:45am: I get humor (and sometimes not...) But in this day and age it is some WEAK ASS BABY BITCH BOY shit to HAVE to draw upon racial slurs or male genitalia for your comedic repetoir Mark Twain would kick the teeth of your feeble insults so far down your throat you'd be shitting sticks of chalk... weak ass baby bitch in all capital letters! better watch out, this guy is a badass. a couple things i'd like to point out: - did you mean someone specifically when you implied that someone 'had' to use racial jokes in order to be funny? because while there is some racially charged humor in this thread, i haven't found an example of anyone who seems like it's the 'meat' of their humor. cripey seems to enjoy getting his humor from 'shock' value, and his joke had plenty of that. - you said 'you have to be a weak ass baby bitch' to have to draw upon racial slurs/dick jokes to be funny, followed immediately by a poop joke. mark twain would appreciate the irony.


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kickass Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 137 Joined: Oct 12^th, 2011	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #122 - Jun 16^th, 2012 at 1:00am	Print Post
	Arkat wrote on Jun 15^th, 2012 at 11:56am: Hola Bienvenido as a 1/8th spaniard i take offense to this statement. fuck you, you racist fuck. clearly your racially charged insults are a threat to my culture and safety.


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Mokune Shroud Slacker Offline Gimped Hairless Ape Posts: 1115 Joined: Nov 16^th, 2011	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #123 - Jun 19^th, 2012 at 4:10pm	Print Post
	kickass wrote on Jun 16^th, 2012 at 12:58am: ass poop joke. mark twain would appreciate the irony. Ladies and Gentle we have a winner... A truckdriver spots a crying african american boy pushing a bicycle with a broken rim. He pulls over and says "Need some help?" The boy sobbing says "Yes sir I'm late for my mom's birthday party cause my bike broke" Truckdriver "Well I can get you home but you and the bike will have to ride in the back with the bowling balls I'm hauling. " The boy sobbing thanks him and climbs in... The truckdriver speeding to make up time gets pulled over by a couple cops. Cop Number 1: "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?" Truckdriver: "Yeah I was speeding to make up some time. I am behind schedule" Cop 1: "Mind if take a look in the back?" Truckdriver: "Go ahead" Cop looks in back of truck, slams doors and yells "DRIVE DRIVE GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE" Truckdriver continues on. Cop 1 goes back to squad car. Cop 2: "What was that all about? Why'd you let the guy go?" Cop 1: "That trucker has a full load of nigger eggs, one has already hatched and stolen a bike" There yah go happy now.. Wow yall are so fucking ez it's laughable... ALL CAPS GETS YOU EVERY TIME

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Arkat Chonus Christ Offline Hola Bienvenido Posts: 12345 Location: Wyoming Joined: Jul 13^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: FlimsyFirewood Reply #124 - Jun 19^th, 2012 at 4:37pm	Print Post
	kickass wrote on Jun 16^th, 2012 at 1:00am: as a 1/8th spaniard i take offense You should blame your parents.
	« Last Edit: Jun 19^th, 2012 at 4:39pm by Arkat »
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