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Reply #50 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 5:18am
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Carpone wrote on Jun 12th, 2012 at 10:35pm:
Escort archetype + having the NPC heal herself ala rats in Tomb of the Tormented as flagship Forgotten Realms raid =

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Crystal-pepsi.jpg

srsly, where did it go?
My stepfather trolled his mother with crystal pepsi. I wish it were the 90s again. sniff.
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Reply #51 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 5:58am
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After reading this thread, all I have got to say is, what happened to the quality of the vault? Trolling people used to actually be fun.  If it is this easy to get people panties all knotted up we need to clean house.

I mean, if this was kistilan level of stupidity I could see it.  But it doesn't even come close to it.  Pathetic.  Go cry in a corner until your hide has grown thick enough to read the Vault.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #52 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 7:18am
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Bacardi wrote on Jun 13th, 2012 at 3:47am:
Hymunz all over again..

Some think its Hymen

Others think its Human

One guy tried to make a bad joke and people are upset,boohoohoo.

I know Virginity is a big issue for you ladies and felt offended prolly because a hoborapistniggahjew broke yours but eating people isnt.

Respect in the Vault?OMFJG

Epoch was right about you, you are an uneducated fuckwit.  Who was talking about eating people in this thread, and why the fuck does anyone care about virginity?  I personally don't and never have, kindly GFYIAF. 

(in case you can't infer GO FUCK YOURSELF IN A FIRE.)
  
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Reply #53 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 8:39am
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Gunga wrote on Jun 12th, 2012 at 10:36pm:
You obviously wear a star on your sleeve . . .

If I were the cruel, heartless, racialist sort who tries for cheap jokes at the expense of a historically downtrodden people I would say,

"No, no, that goes on the left breast."


Lucky for you folks I'm not that type.

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Reply #54 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 8:42am
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Holy shitballs, somebody nuke this thread from orbit already, please.
  
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Reply #55 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 9:11am
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I think we would be better served to coat it with an accelerant in expectation of the morning rush.
  

Nevynn wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment.


Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Reply #56 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 9:14am
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I am going to kill all the cows in India.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #57 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 9:15am
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Epoch wrote on Jun 13th, 2012 at 9:14am:
I am going to kill all the cows in India.



...you better not eat them you insensitive prick.  That could be someones grandmother.
  

Nevynn wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment.


Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Reply #58 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 9:16am
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Eladiun wrote on Jun 13th, 2012 at 9:15am:
...you better not eat them you insensitive prick.  That could be someones grandmother.

Epoch knows all about eating grandmothers.

Cheesy
  

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Reply #59 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 9:20am
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popejubal wrote on Jun 12th, 2012 at 10:42pm:
This thread makes me sad.


You were sad before you got here.
  

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Reply #60 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 9:46am
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Bahgoon wrote on Jun 13th, 2012 at 9:16am:
Epoch knows all about eating grandmothers.

Cheesy


She told you? I am glad you took the news so well.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #61 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 9:47am
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Eladiun wrote on Jun 13th, 2012 at 9:15am:
...you better not eat them you insensitive prick.  That could be someones grandmother.



I can't eat them all, but I will try.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
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Even against donuts.
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Reply #62 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 9:48am
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Goaticorn wrote on Jun 13th, 2012 at 7:18am:
Epoch was right about you, you are an uneducated fuckwit.  Who was talking about eating people in this thread, and why the fuck does anyone care about virginity?  I personally don't and never have, kindly GFYIAF. 

(in case you can't infer GO FUCK YOURSELF IN A FIRE.)

Your Vault skills are low i guess you`ve never tasted a bukkake doughnut or know that GRR is kickass or even that Shade Created the Universe!

http://www.ddovault.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1339148958

Learn to Vault cunt!
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I can tell by your typing that you are an uneducated fuckwit.  This explains why you think books are bad.  I bet you think school is hard and you shouldn't have to repeat 7th grade again this year.
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Reply #63 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 10:29am
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What a fucked up thread.
  

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Reply #64 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 10:35am
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I fucked a porpoise once.
  

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Reply #65 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 10:36am
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I'm sad this thread turned into jews and mel gibson. I'd much rather read about how incompetent we all think Flimsy is.
  
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Reply #66 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 11:38am
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Sadly the best raid designers no longer work on DDO.

imo turbines coolest dev ever: Devilmouse (aka Jesse Kurlancheek) - very actively talked with the community in irc and ingame - designed abbot. No longer works for turbine. He made the awesome original version anyways with optional puzzles, Eladrin screwed it up after.

Not sure who did Titan, tho i think jesse had a hand in it iirc.

JWB - did Shroud, no longer on DDO.

Least Torc and Madfloyd are still around. They are pretty cool.

Torc did LoB. And did a great job imo. Hopefully he does the U15 one too.
  
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Reply #67 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 11:40am
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You know who I really miss? Codog.
  
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Reply #68 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 1:48pm
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Eladiun wrote on Jun 13th, 2012 at 9:11am:
I think we would be better served to coat it with an accelerant in expectation of the morning rush.


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Reply #69 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 2:02pm
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Shade wrote on Jun 13th, 2012 at 11:38am:
Sadly the best raid designers no longer work on DDO.

imo turbines coolest dev ever: Devilmouse (aka Jesse Kurlancheek) - very actively talked with the community in irc and ingame - designed abbot. No longer works for turbine. He made the awesome original version anyways with optional puzzles, Eladrin screwed it up after.

Not sure who did Titan, tho i think jesse had a hand in it iirc.

JWB - did Shroud, no longer on DDO.

Least Torc and Madfloyd are still around. They are pretty cool.

Torc did LoB. And did a great job imo. Hopefully he does the U15 one too.



Who did the Chronoscope?  That's the last DDO raid that I actually like running.

They've had some great quests with interesting fights like "In the Flesh" and stuff like that but these recent raids make me want to do nothing but TR.
  
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Reply #70 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 2:06pm
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Bigjunk wrote on Jun 13th, 2012 at 2:02pm:
Who did the Chronoscope?  That's the last DDO raid that I actually like running.

They've had some great quests with interesting fights like "In the Flesh" and stuff like that but these recent raids make me want to do nothing but TR.



Totally forgot about Chrono.  That is another well designed challenging raid.

I love the reports on the new shit that this NPC is getting lost, getting stuck, falling, tethering...that's just fucking awesome and spell good time in my book.
  

Nevynn wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment.


Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Reply #71 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 2:08pm
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Eladiun wrote on Jun 13th, 2012 at 2:06pm:
Totally forgot about Chrono.  That is another well designed challenging raid.

I love the reports on the new shit that this NPC is getting lost, getting stuck, falling, tethering...that's just fucking awesome and spell good time in my book.


The loot better mske Tier III Alchemicals look like Kothos starter crap if they want people to bother with this.
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Reply #72 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 2:10pm
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This thread makes me neither happy nor sad.

Instead, this thread is a pretty good representation of how a whole lot of threads are on the vault. The only difference is who is playing "meanie" and who is "offended" I guess.

You have all your vault elements here:

1. Offensive humor
2. Offended people
3. People who make fun of offended people
4. Who who don't care
5. "Inappropriate" sexual language.
6. Name calling
7. Expletives
8. Humor based on "bigotry"
9. Someone telling someone to do something in a fire
10. etc..

In other words, another day on the Vault?

The only thing that actually surprises me here is the presence of any person who is expressing surprise.


  

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Reply #73 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 2:11pm
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Meat-Head wrote on Jun 13th, 2012 at 2:10pm:
This thread makes me neither happy nor sad.

Instead, this thread is a pretty good representation of how a whole lot of threads are on the vault. The only difference is who is playing "meanie" and who is "offended" I guess.

You have all your vault elements here:

1. Offensive humor
2. Offended people
3. People who make fun of offended people
4. Who who don't care
5. "Inappropriate" sexual language.
6. Name calling
7. Expletives
8. Humor based on "bigotry"
9. Someone telling someone to do something in a fire
10. etc..

In other words, another day on the Vault?

The only thing that actually surprises me here is the presence of any person who is expressing surprise.





Go Live in a Fire
  

Nevynn wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment.


Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Reply #74 - Jun 13th, 2012 at 2:15pm
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Meat-Head wrote on Jun 13th, 2012 at 2:10pm:
This thread makes me neither happy nor sad.

Instead, this thread is a pretty good representation of how a whole lot of threads are on the vault. The only difference is who is playing "meanie" and who is "offended" I guess.

You have all your vault elements here:

1. Offensive humor
2. Offended people
3. People who make fun of offended people
4. Who who don't care
5. "Inappropriate" sexual language.
6. Name calling
7. Expletives
8. Humor based on "bigotry"
9. Someone telling someone to do something in a fire
10. etc..

In other words, another day on the Vault?


Shhhh.
Fight Club.
PM Smrti for details.

(There, *now* it's another day on the Vault.)
  
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