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Re: 50% off Menace of the Underdark sale
Reply #125 - Aug 16th, 2012 at 3:57pm
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Flav wrote on Aug 16th, 2012 at 2:09pm:
Once upon a time in the wonderful world of telecoms an equipment company created an horror, called SCP-G ( Service Control Point, General Purpose Computer ) because the tailored system ( actually public exchanges with the SCP function enabled ) were not Good Enough.

5 were sold in the world before the Beast was killed. ( and it was killed outright, it went straight to end of life, customers are required to replace the Horror by a public exchange with the SCP function active, at no cost. )

4 were sold to Telefonica, 1 was sold in France, I had the Ultimate Honor to be part of the On Call team... The Beast took more than two hours for a power cycle of a Node... and during that time calls were not handled... ( and yes it had two nodes for redundancy... except that it failed at redundancy... among other things ). A call for the Beast in the evening ( say 7 PM ) meant that we wouldn't go to be before 6 AM...

When we recovered the French one, I was running in the hallways pushing the cabinet towards the truck... all my colleagues were ROFLling at seeing how fast I wanted to get rid of it.


I had also some good experiences with Orange...
A lot of years later, in Japan, a guy from Orange wanted a special treatment from me (he was my customer) but I treated him like SHIT. He had already payed.
He tried to somehow show how important he was "You know, I work for Orange. Do you know Orange?".
And I thought too my self "I fucking know Orange, you asshole...".
  
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Re: 50% off Menace of the Underdark sale
Reply #126 - Aug 16th, 2012 at 4:55pm
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I love that there's 2 totally opposite conversations going on in this thread.
  
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Re: 50% off Menace of the Underdark sale
Reply #127 - Aug 16th, 2012 at 5:04pm
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Remember that time Dracosanct worked for a shitty company only Europeans would know? I love that time.
  

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Reply #128 - Aug 16th, 2012 at 5:53pm
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You just think his company is shitty because of that time with Nexx!
  
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Re: 50% off Menace of the Underdark sale
Reply #129 - Aug 16th, 2012 at 6:00pm
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OMG I can't believe you guys are still talking about her!
  

JDollar wrote on Apr 10th, 2013 at 5:25pm:
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You're obviously important to the community.  And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship.


JDollar wrote on Jul 10th, 2013 at 2:15am:
To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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Re: 50% off Menace of the Underdark sale
Reply #130 - Aug 17th, 2012 at 4:10pm
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Bahgoon wrote on Aug 16th, 2012 at 8:18am:
Well, I'm writing a country song about this whole escapade. Current working title is:

"I'm Just a Texas Gentleman Curious if You Want to Lick Cum Off My Dick"

I think it has potential.

Cool



Yes the vault is completely over the Nexxpisode.

Sorry for my confusion, my bad.
  

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Re: 50% off Menace of the Underdark sale
Reply #131 - Aug 17th, 2012 at 5:18pm
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Invelios wrote on Aug 17th, 2012 at 4:10pm:
Yes the vault is completely over the Nexxpisode.

Sorry for my confusion, my bad.


We don't give a shit about Nexx, but man, there were some classic lines in there. It's like remembering a great movie line and not remembering which movie it's from.
  

JDollar wrote on Apr 10th, 2013 at 5:25pm:
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You're obviously important to the community.  And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship.


JDollar wrote on Jul 10th, 2013 at 2:15am:
To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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Re: 50% off Menace of the Underdark sale
Reply #132 - Aug 18th, 2012 at 3:24pm
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This sounds like an episode I'm sad I missed.
  

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Reply #133 - Aug 18th, 2012 at 4:37pm
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Zhalian wrote on Aug 18th, 2012 at 3:24pm:
This sounds like an episode I'm sad I missed.


It happened just as I entered new in The Vault. I didnīt understand a fuck about what was going on. Some whore calling, some whiteknighting and a Nexx /depressquit.
I still donīt understand a shit, but I think it was all Eladiums fault.
  
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Re: 50% off Menace of the Underdark sale
Reply #134 - Aug 19th, 2012 at 1:44am
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I had also some good experiences with Orange...
A lot of years later, in Japan, a guy from Orange wanted a special treatment from me (he was my customer) but I treated him like SHIT. He had already payed.
He tried to somehow show how important he was "You know, I work for Orange. Do you know Orange?".
And I thought too my self "I fucking know Orange, you asshole...".



Well they want me to call them Orange since FT bought Orange... but I still refer and talk to them as France Telecom... Orange is just a shit brand they bought so that they could hide a few things that would have set the French Workers Union on rampage.
Most of the people at FT have the Public Servant status, which means that they can't be fired, that their career advancement is planned from start by law and that their pay increase is planned yearly by law.
Most of the people at Orange are private sector... under one of the worst union agreement available in France.
When you are transfered ( they don't ask you, they just tell you you're redundant in FT and you need to go to Orange ) from FT to Orange depending on the mood you keep your contract ( then everything is well, but it's rare ) or they can try to coax you to quit the public contract to a private contract ( that's the standard procedure usually )...  And if you are not happy they find you a shitty job and wait for you to go into depression ( or commit suicide... there's a few penal investigations going on around FT/Orange about HR and how they treated workers, in at least one case they have been recognized guilty )

Yeah everything is shiny in the wonderful word of Telecoms. ( sorry for the dripping sarcasm, couldn't resist )
  

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Re: 50% off Menace of the Underdark sale
Reply #135 - Aug 22nd, 2012 at 3:31pm
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Grace wrote on Aug 16th, 2012 at 6:00pm:
OMG I can't believe you guys are still talking about her!



Is she still being gang banged on the pool table at a biker bar?  I loved that time.
  

Nevynn wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment.


Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Re: 50% off Menace of the Underdark sale
Reply #136 - Aug 22nd, 2012 at 3:32pm
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He left and came back and everything was fine - it seemed that he brought up the Nexx thing at every turn to maybe make a joke of himself before anyone else did.  My issue with him had nothing to do with Nexx or his creepyness.  He left, came back and decide he was going to jump on every bandwagon that had room for him to attempt to fit in (after his epic, "This isn't even a place I would want to fit in!" post).  There were words/jokes/posts that he would reference that he clearly didn't even understand, but did it because everyone else was and it was irritating.  I, being the Vault diplomat that I am, let him know I thought this was douchey, but his response was, "YOU HATE ME BECAUSE NEXX!"  He jumped all over Hi Welcome for doing the exact same thing that he was doing and hadn't even experienced the behavior!  He just saw other people commenting on HW's post, so he just tagged along.

So, just to clarify, who cares about Nexx?
/cue Nexx coming in:  "Ugh, I can't believe you guys are still talking about meeee!"



1) Soft
2) Fake
3) Creepy

You can survive here being one or two of those things but be all three and you will be broken.
  

Nevynn wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment.


Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Re: 50% off Menace of the Underdark sale
Reply #137 - Aug 22nd, 2012 at 3:47pm
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Eladiun wrote on Aug 22nd, 2012 at 3:31pm:
Is she still being gang banged on the pool table at a biker bar?  I loved that time.

Don't be mean to Wizzly - he's not just creepy on the Vault, he's even creepy to fast food employees.
  
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Re: 50% off Menace of the Underdark sale
Reply #138 - Aug 22nd, 2012 at 4:48pm
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Eladiun wrote on Aug 22nd, 2012 at 3:32pm:
1) Soft
2) Fake
3) Creepy

You can survive here being one or two of those things but be all three and you will be broken.


I put all my skill points in bitchy.
  

JDollar wrote on Apr 10th, 2013 at 5:25pm:
she's Kmack's property


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You're obviously important to the community.  And not just because your skin is so supple and soft and smells like honeysuckle and friendship.


JDollar wrote on Jul 10th, 2013 at 2:15am:
To put in DnD terms Grace is a CR 60 EE Ball Busting Bitch
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Re: 50% off Menace of the Underdark sale
Reply #139 - Aug 22nd, 2012 at 4:57pm
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Wait, we got skill points?!

Too bad I didn't get to use any Sad
  
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Re: 50% off Menace of the Underdark sale
Reply #140 - Aug 22nd, 2012 at 4:58pm
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Goaticorn wrote on Aug 22nd, 2012 at 4:57pm:
Wait, we got skill points?!

Too bad I didn't get to use any http://www.ddovault.com/Images/Smoak.png

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Re: 50% off Menace of the Underdark sale
Reply #141 - Aug 22nd, 2012 at 5:00pm
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Time to reroll I guess...
  
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Reply #142 - Aug 22nd, 2012 at 5:03pm
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Wanna know how many skill points I got to use?  Sad  That many!
  
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Re: 50% off Menace of the Underdark sale
Reply #143 - Aug 22nd, 2012 at 5:05pm
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Whhoa!!!  an oakload?  that's a lot!!!

lucky..

*kicks dirt*
  
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