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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #25 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 9:50am
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Ironical the Bionicle wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 9:48am:
6am to 6am is 24hrs.  Fuck you very much.


He has caught the stupid.
  

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Reply #26 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 9:50am
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Belwaar wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 8:33am:
Well damn...took today off because we have tomorrow off too...guess I'll have to figure out a plan B for today...


Getting laid is always a decent plan b if you haven't already checked that box in plan a.
  

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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #27 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 10:13am
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gphysalis wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 12:53am:
Do you think the moderators will have forum access during the downtime?

You might be able to post some epic infractable post and have it up for 24 hr on the front page.



Well, close enough - this guy got away with bukkake thus far:

http://forums.ddo.com/showpost.php?p=4890100&postcount=7

Reminiscent of the great "bukkake barbarians" incident of 2012
  
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Reply #28 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 10:21am
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Gunga wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 9:50am:
Getting laid is always a decent plan b if you haven't already checked that box in plan a.

Agreed.  Too bad the girlfriend is out of town until Sunday... Plan C?
  
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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #29 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 10:24am
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Belwaar wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 10:21am:
Agreed.  Too bad the girlfriend is out of town until Sunday... Plan C?



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Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Reply #30 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 11:09am
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It's kind of sad that they had intended to put the forums in read-only but can't figure out how. It's clearly been a very long time since Turbine had anyone left that understood how the forum software worked, much less a php dev that could fix myddo.
  
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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #31 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 11:29am
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kmack wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 9:11am:
Grace is always right.

It is still a 12 hour downtime... the time it started was delayed by 24 hours...



I am going to go ahead and quote your wrongness. In case we didn't understand, or something.
  

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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #32 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 12:06pm
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kmack wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 9:11am:
Grace is always right.

It is still a 12 hour downtime... the time it started was delayed by 24 hours...


The derp. It burns.
  

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Reply #33 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 12:07pm
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spathic wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 12:06pm:
The derp. It burns.


That is not the only thing that probably burns.
  

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Reply #34 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 1:33pm
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kmack wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 9:11am:
Grace is always right.

It is still a 12 hour downtime... the time it started was delayed by 24 hours...


Do you have down's syndrome?
  
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Reply #35 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 2:09pm
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cdr wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 11:09am:
It's kind of sad that they had intended to put the forums in read-only but can't figure out how. It's clearly been a very long time since Turbine had anyone left that understood how the forum software worked, much less a php dev that could fix myddo.

I'm waiting for Tolero to post, "EVERYONE PLEASE STOP POSTING ON THE FORUMS UNTIL THE DOWNTIME IS OVER"
  
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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #36 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 2:29pm
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http://forums.ddo.com/showpost.php?p=4890249&postcount=50
  
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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #37 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 2:30pm
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cdr wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 11:09am:
It's kind of sad that they had intended to put the forums in read-only but can't figure out how. It's clearly been a very long time since Turbine had anyone left that understood how the forum software worked, much less a php dev that could fix myddo.


Easy : it's the cookie that keeps you logged that keeps you allowed to post... as long as the cookie doesn't expire you'll be able to post.
It's only when you need to relog after cookie expiration that the authentication server is queried.
It doesn't take a PhD in CS to know that.

and yes I'm always amazed by the inability of turbine to fix MyDDO when people external to Turbine, with the the piss poor API made public manage to make things much much better and much more reliable ( YourDDO, DDOracle ).


cdr wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 2:29pm:


No It's just Tolero acknowledging that they have no idea where it comes from.

« Last Edit: Feb 14th, 2013 at 2:31pm by Flav »  

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Reply #38 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 2:30pm
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cdr wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 2:29pm:

We suspect = We have no fucking idea what we're doing, so I guess keep posting?
  
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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #39 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 2:35pm
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Flav wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 2:30pm:
and yes I'm always amazed by the inability of turbine to fix MyDDO when people external to Turbine, with the the piss poor API made public manage to make things much much better and much more reliable ( YourDDO, DDOracle ).



This is fucking mind boggling to me.  I could slap something together in a man month that would work better.  I just don't get it.  The only answer is that it has zero priority, zero resources, and zero personnel attached to the project.   In which case, just take the f'n thing down rather than looking like incompetent assholes.

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Nevynn wrote on Nov 18th, 2010 at 11:38pm:
Anybody coming to this board expecting anything more sophisticated than a dick joke had better get used to disappointment.


Calvet wrote on Oct 20th, 2011 at 12:18pm:
I just got that impression after you spent 13 pages calling out eladiun for being an interwebs bully when anyone who's been posting on here already knew that.  I mean, he's proud of it and hardly tries to hide that at all.


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Reply #40 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 2:47pm
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Eladiun wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 2:35pm:
This is fucking mind boggling to me.  I could slap something together in a man month that would work better.  I just don't get it.  The only answer is that it has zero priority, zero resources, and zero personnel attached to the project.   In which case, just take the f'n thing down rather than looking like incompetent assholes.



Well it took me a few hour to set up, from scratch and no previous knowledge in the M and the P part, a SAMP ( Solaris, Apache, MySQL, PHP ) driven forum.
( ok, I cheated on the M part, I have good knowledge of Sybase ]

It had the basic design, but the colors and stuff is mostly fluff compared to setting the thing up.

Now a real challenge : IRC server, with all the perks ( chanserv ).
It took me two weeks to finally manage to install a running one ( with a running chanserv )



  

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cdr wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 2:29pm:


Fuck.  If they needed to freeze the forums for some god-forsaken reason as part of their 24hr billing maintenance... does this mean it'll actually take longer?
  
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Reply #42 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 7:15pm
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No, and the read-only forum thing is just because to post you need to authenticate, and the auth server is (was) down. If you have a persistent cookie, you don't need to reauthenticate, so you don't need the auth server. Nothing to do with "freezing" the forums.
  
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Reply #43 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 7:27pm
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Dhalgren wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 7:15pm:
No, and the read-only forum thing is just because to post you need to authenticate, and the auth server is (was) down. If you have a persistent cookie, you don't need to reauthenticate, so you don't need the auth server. Nothing to do with "freezing" the forums.


ie, if you clear your browser history a lot, or clear cookies often, you're locked out.
  

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Re: Downtime postponed to thursday
Reply #44 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 7:35pm
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Ironical the Bionicle wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 9:48am:
Get with the program!  Bigjunk quoted it above, but here it is again:

TOLERO
http://forums.ddo.com/showthread.php?t=407750

6am to 6am is 24hrs.  Fuck you very much.


I told you reading is hard! My bad.

rest wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 1:33pm:
Do you have down's syndrome?


No, people with Down's syndrome have the capacity to follow this thread better than I did this morning.

stainer wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 12:07pm:
That is not the only thing that probably burns.


You make me smile.
  
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Reply #45 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 7:36pm
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kmack wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 7:35pm:
You make me smile.



You have no idea how much glee you are bringing me.
  

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Reply #46 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 7:52pm
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Belwaar wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 10:21am:
Agreed.  Too bad the girlfriend is out of town until Sunday... Plan C?


I thought your gf was plan C
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Reply #47 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 7:56pm
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Smrti wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 7:27pm:
ie, if you clear your browser history a lot, or clear cookies often, you're locked out.


That would be the implication, yes.
  
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stainer wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 7:36pm:
You have no idea how much glee you are bringing me.


Validation is nice. Also, love the sig!
  
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Reply #49 - Feb 14th, 2013 at 9:00pm
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Gunga wrote on Feb 14th, 2013 at 9:50am:
Getting laid is always a decent plan b if you haven't already checked that box in plan a.


I thought plan A was getting laid and Plan B is for when the condom breaks?
  
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