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Inkblack Puppy Farmer Vault WDA Offline _,\|,, Posts: 1553 Joined: Sep 10^th, 2009 Gender:	Dear Guests: Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 12:45pm	Print Post
	If you want to sign up, you don't have to give us a real email address. It's just there to screw with the spammers. Once you register, you can see more boards. If you want to post, you have to post once in the spammer honeypot first. Cheers, Ink


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OnePercenter Advocatus Diaboli Offline Ants Eat Dead Grasshoppers Posts: 9985 Joined: Dec 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #1 - Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 12:51pm	Print Post
	Ink: I never got the $39,000,000 Nigerian Lottery winnings you guys said I won. I need the $7,000 tax advance back now please... The banking account wire I gave you guys is still active.

	Feynman wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 4:57pm: One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 6:12pm: It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 4:56pm: You were right this time, OnePercenter.� iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 14^th, 2014 at 2:02pm: #bringbackreadingcomprehension
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Starkjade Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Rogue Scholar Posts: 7082 Location: Canadia Joined: Aug 27^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #2 - Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 1:00pm	Print Post
	Don't be scared! They don't bite! (Well, they actually do a bit, but it's only a little nibble on the ear while they're raping you in the showers.)

	Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
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Inkblack Puppy Farmer Vault WDA Offline _,\|,, Posts: 1553 Joined: Sep 10^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #3 - Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 1:09pm	Print Post
	OnePercenter wrote on Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 12:51pm: Ink: I never got the $39,000,000 Nigerian Lottery winnings you guys said I won.� I need the $7,000 tax advance back now please...� The banking account wire I gave you guys is still active. There was some difficulty with the paperwork. Better send another $7k so I can grease the wheels of bureaucracy.


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NOTdarth Puppy Farmer Offline Save the Planet, Kill Yourself Posts: 1495 Joined: Oct 15^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #4 - Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 1:12pm	Print Post
	Inkblack wrote on Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 12:45pm: Dear guests: Hey Ink, did you just get a hard-on from all the guests lurking on the Vault?


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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 9961 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #5 - Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 1:15pm	Print Post
	Quote: The most users ever online was 177 on Today at 17:07:01. The most members ever online was 102 on 06.02.12 at 19:51:38. The most guests ever online was 137 on Today at 17:07:01. The most search engines ever online was 56 on 04.10.12 at 16:12:01 Well there's reasons to have a hard on... Even the DNS failure didn't bring that many people here.

	Yes my avatar is an Hermine eating a Greenland Lemming for brunch.
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Inkblack Puppy Farmer Vault WDA Offline _,\|,, Posts: 1553 Joined: Sep 10^th, 2009 Gender:	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #6 - Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 1:49pm	Print Post
	NOTdarth wrote on Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 1:12pm: Hey Ink, did you just get a hard-on from all the guests lurking on the Vault? If only we had a monetization scheme. Besides the $7k of paperwork fees for the lottery winnings, of course. DDO Vault, with more uptime than DDO!


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #7 - Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 4:39pm	Print Post
	Flav wrote on Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 1:15pm: Even the DNS failure didn't bring that many people here. I think part of it is a building level of frustration. I've visited this site occasionally over the years, but only signed up when I had finally just had enough and the broken "new posts" was the final straw. Frustration is a big bucket with a slow leak, and Turbine has been dumping in a lot of water in a short amount of time and it doesn't have time to drain away. I think for many people that bucket is full or nearly so. I don't know about monetizing, but a large membership will certainly lend weight to the complaints voiced here. I think there are many threads here with more page views than half the threads on the official forums, I'd be surprised if that fact escaped Turbine's notice.

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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Kimberlite Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1074 Joined: Aug 30^th, 2010	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #8 - Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 5:12pm	Print Post
	Meursault wrote on Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 4:39pm: I think there are many threads here with more page views than half the threads on the official forums, I'd be surprised if that fact escaped Turbine's notice. FFS, were you born yesterday, or did you fall off the short bus on your way back from Sarlona? Based on the past few updates including the so-called "expansion", I'd be shocked if anything said or thought by long term and active players were to act as any form of wake-up call for Turbine. They know what is best for the game, after all. They hire quality, high performing systems people who know how to build stability, reward, fun, and a sense of progress into the game.

	Memnir wrote on Jun 14^th, 2013 at 10:59am: Note to any Turbine staffers reading this, and one I genuinely hope you share around the office: DDO has become a shit game because y'all have made it a shit game. Once it was great. Now, it's a festering puddle of monkey diarrhea. No matter how you try to justify it, or pat yourselves on the back for doing great jobs... it's a shit game now because of you. Y'all keep on giving the players the middle finger, and you keep expecting us to reward you for the abuse. I've had it with you narcissistic fuckwads and your myopic policies of ineptitude.
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karatekid Self-Proclaimed Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 4830 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2012	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #9 - Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 6:40pm	Print Post
	Kimberlite wrote on Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 5:12pm: FFS, were you born yesterday, or did you fall off the short bus on your way back from Sarlona? Based on the past few updates including the so-called "expansion", I'd be shocked if anything said or thought by long term and active players were to act as any form of wake-up call for Turbine. They know what is best for the game, after all. They hire quality, high performing systems people who know how to build stability, reward, fun, and a sense of progress into the game. you made me snotbubble.


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pnellesen Titan Demolisher Offline We can't all just get along. Posts: 311 Joined: Dec 6^th, 2011	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #10 - Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 7:36pm	Print Post
	This is not a place for the thin-skinned


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OnePercenter Advocatus Diaboli Offline Ants Eat Dead Grasshoppers Posts: 9985 Joined: Dec 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #11 - Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 7:38pm	Print Post
	Inkblack wrote on Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 1:09pm: There was some difficulty with the paperwork.� Better send another $7k so I can grease the wheels of bureaucracy. Paying with Hostess stock... BRT...

	Feynman wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 4:57pm: One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 6:12pm: It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 4:56pm: You were right this time, OnePercenter.� iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 14^th, 2014 at 2:02pm: #bringbackreadingcomprehension
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whothefuckami Stormreaver Piker Offline Oppan Gangnam Style Posts: 599 Joined: Oct 6^th, 2010	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #12 - Sep 3^rd, 2013 at 3:02am	Print Post
	Dear guests: Please fuck off. We don't want you.

	Troll account, please ignore
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OnePercenter Advocatus Diaboli Offline Ants Eat Dead Grasshoppers Posts: 9985 Joined: Dec 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #13 - Sep 3^rd, 2013 at 6:16am	Print Post
	whothefuckami wrote on Sep 3^rd, 2013 at 3:02am: Dear guests: Please fuck off. We don't want you. Dear Guests: wholetthisidiotin usually waits until threads are dead for 6-27 months before responding to them. Feel free to stay. This was an anomaly.

	Feynman wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 4:57pm: One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 6:12pm: It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 4:56pm: You were right this time, OnePercenter.� iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 14^th, 2014 at 2:02pm: #bringbackreadingcomprehension
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Dhalgren Big Sexy Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 282 Joined: Aug 2^nd, 2011	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #14 - Sep 3^rd, 2013 at 7:25am	Print Post
	whothefuckami wrote on Sep 3^rd, 2013 at 3:02am: Dear guests: Please fuck off. We don't want you. Yeah, because whothefuckami has proven to be so very valuable. Oh, wait.
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Wipe VoD Slasher Offline Posts: 1917 Joined: Mar 26^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #15 - Sep 3^rd, 2013 at 9:44am	Print Post
	Dear guests : You can get the best build/gear advice here. Ignore the kids using unnecessary profanities. Fuck them.


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Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #16 - Sep 3^rd, 2013 at 12:58pm	Print Post
	Kimberlite wrote on Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 5:12pm: FFS, were you born yesterday, or did you fall off the short bus on your way back from Sarlona? Based on the past few updates including the so-called "expansion", I'd be shocked if anything said or thought by long term and active players were to act as any form of wake-up call for Turbine. Wow, how did you know I play on Sarlona?! You're AMAZING!! But I agree with you, I don't think Turbine feels it has to worry about the unhappy long term serious gamers because 1) they are a small population and 2) they have a lot invested in the game so it will take a much larger slap to drive them away. The wakeup comes when their more "vulnerable" customers start visiting this site, one critical of their choices and which they can't control. OK, that and Captain Obvious standing outside their window with a megaphone.

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
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IMARANGER Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 5034 Joined: Jan 17^th, 2013	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #17 - Sep 3^rd, 2013 at 7:14pm	Print Post
	Kimberlite wrote on Sep 2^nd, 2013 at 5:12pm: FFS, were you born yesterday, or did you fall off the short bus on your way back from Sarlona? Based on the past few updates including the so-called "expansion", I'd be shocked if anything said or thought by long term and active players were to act as any form of wake-up call for Turbine. They know what is best for the game, after all. They hire quality, high performing systems people who know how to build stability, reward, fun, and a sense of progress into the game. Marry me?

	OnePercenter wrote on Jan 19^th, 2014 at 5:32pm: I agree with 0bama... OnePercenter wrote on Feb 9^th, 2015 at 8:18am: Not saying that others weren't better, just that quantity does not always indicate quality...� I mean, look at my post count...
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CanIHazYourStuff DQ Assaulter Offline Niiiiiiii! Posts: 484 Location: Evening... Star! XD Joined: Jul 26^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #18 - Sep 4^th, 2013 at 10:13am	Print Post
	Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Hi! I was afraid to post. Some of you guys seem to be nasty... XD

	Yarrrrrr!
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OnePercenter Advocatus Diaboli Offline Ants Eat Dead Grasshoppers Posts: 9985 Joined: Dec 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #19 - Sep 4^th, 2013 at 11:26am	Print Post
	CanIHazYourStuff wrote on Sep 4^th, 2013 at 10:13am: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Hi! I was afraid to post. Some of you guys seem to be nasty... XD It's okay... We'll just use the tip...

	Feynman wrote on Jan 20^th, 2015 at 4:57pm: One thing for everyone who is a "skeptic" on this issue: Insurance companies are basing their underwriting on the assumption that it is real. They are refusing to write policies on homes that are likely to be in danger from rising seas 20 years from now, even though the resale rate of the homes is so high that they could keep writing policies for another 10 years and still not have to pay out on 1 policy in 5, but that would be irresponsible. Unethical, as well, but that's never stopped anyone before. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 11^th, 2014 at 6:12pm: It is fairly natural to assume that the fair price for the pot is the fair value of the resources I needed to make the pot plus the fair value of my labor. IMARANGER wrote on Jan 15^th, 2014 at 4:56pm: You were right this time, OnePercenter.� iliveyourdream13 wrote on May 14^th, 2014 at 2:02pm: #bringbackreadingcomprehension
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Lurp Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 104 Joined: Nov 14^th, 2012	Re: Dear Guests: Reply #20 - Sep 4^th, 2013 at 11:52am	Print Post
	/lurk off


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