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Mar 26th, 2014 at 1:38am
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if it is the akamai outage. get ready to hear "it's not our fault" crap. turdbine hired those pricks to work for them. so.. it IS turdbines fault. there i vented. and yes i fell beter
  
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Reply #1 - Mar 26th, 2014 at 2:01am
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How does Akamai Netsession affect the forums?
  
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DropBear wrote on Mar 26th, 2014 at 2:01am:
How does Akamai Netsession affect the forums?

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Because turd?
  

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Yay! It's not their fault. poof poof
  
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DropBear wrote on Mar 26th, 2014 at 2:01am:
How does Akamai Netsession affect the forums?



Netsession doesn't affect forums...
But Akamai hosts so many things... like the Webserver for www.ddo.com, the download files, the patch files....

You really want to know ? run wireshark during a DDO session ( from login to the time you kill the game due to the black screen on exit ).... I posted somewhere on the official forum not long ago a small list of servers that are contacted by the game.... And I know the full list has definitely been posted here in The Vault.

  

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Reply #6 - Mar 26th, 2014 at 5:26am
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Hi Flav,

I know you have a stone to grind with Akamai, and I believe the facts you have presented.
It is entirely possible that Akamai are set on world domination, and to control the entire internet, but in this case I choose to believe that it is just another outage, likely internet related as some people were able to stay in game or log back in intermittently.

Turbine have had server and game outages before Akamai and will afterwards for various reasons.

My leading theory is that the DDO server(s) are actually hosted in Glin's mum's basement, and that she occasionally unplugs the wrong cord when doing her laundry.    Grin
And this is the real reason that Turbine need Akamai, because Glin's 33k modem cannot handle all the traffic, and his pocket money doesn't cover all the excess upload charges.

But the worlds are back up, so let's put aside the Akamai conspiracy theories, and play ball!    Smiley
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Reply #7 - Mar 26th, 2014 at 6:37am
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Akamai did it.
  
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Reply #8 - Mar 26th, 2014 at 9:49am
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DropBear wrote on Mar 26th, 2014 at 5:26am:
Hi Flav,

I know you have a stone to grind with Akamai, and I believe the facts you have presented.
It is entirely possible that Akamai are set on world domination, and to control the entire internet, but in this case I choose to believe that it is just another outage, likely internet related as some people were able to stay in game or log back in intermittently.

Turbine have had server and game outages before Akamai and will afterwards for various reasons


I have a stone to grind with Netsession.
If you really read what I wrote here and over there, I have no problem with the rest of the Akamai services.

Point of fact is that dndclient has been using Akamai Infrastructure to get some stuff ( DDO Store Pages, Web Pages, Launcher Alerts... ) long before we ever heard of Netsession...
I have traces from last year that shows that. If I had a problem with Akamai I would have raised the issue then.  I cannot exactly tell how long they have been using Akamai services since in Europe DDO was not using them ( they were using other services ), but I'm fairly certain that DDO used Akamai services at least since F2P.

An outage on some Akamai servers can lead to an outage on the Forums, the Store, the Launcher and maybe crashes of the client... It's facts. Now I have no idea if it was an Akamai outage or if it was the turbine-peer@pnap router that went wonky ( it can lead the the same effect ).

I was just answering that it couldn't be Netsession, but that Akamai services were used for a lot of other things in DDO.
  

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Reply #9 - Mar 26th, 2014 at 9:55am
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I was expecting better drama.
  

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Ra wrote on Mar 26th, 2014 at 2:36am:
Because turd?


Because toaf
  
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Reply #11 - Mar 26th, 2014 at 10:46am
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So glad I already just vented on some RL issue, and you should be glad too, because otherwise, when I read this fanboi-crap in defence of Turdbine, I'd lose it and completely crash the internet! No shit ...
  


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Ra wrote on Mar 26th, 2014 at 2:36am:
Because turd?


Don't Fuckin blame me, I didn't do SHIT!
  
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Turdbined wrote on Mar 26th, 2014 at 11:02am:
Don't Fuckin blame me, I didn't do SHIT!


They really do just FLUSH away our money.
  
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was in bloody crypt with full party (except permaopener) when servers went to bit-heaven.

was able to finish elite run - but when everyone Fo'd they got stuck on the loading screen of gloomy doomy death.

wasn't able to log in - but was able to run around with the permaopener (separate account - mboxed) - so it wasn't the world server - rather the login / forum / myaccount etc.

  

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Did u take that opportunity to snipe some auctions
  
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I blame them >>>>>
  

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DDOcrackhead wrote on Mar 26th, 2014 at 10:46am:
So glad I already just vented on some RL issue, and you should be glad too, because otherwise, when I read this fanboi-crap in defence of Turdbine, I'd lose it and completely crash the internet! No shit ...



Sorry missed it - where was "this Fanboi crap in defence of Turbine"?
You reading the same thread?
  
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DropBear wrote on Mar 27th, 2014 at 1:45am:
Sorry missed it - where was "this Fanboi crap in defence of Turbine"?
You reading the same thread?


No you missed it. You really think Turdbine would make a statement about any failure, be it Alkamai-related or not? Of course not. They have their forum-minions for that. It's them making those ridiculous threads about "Thank you for your hard work devs, I'm glad you fixed the 2-day-server-outage, you can't be blamed for a third-party-product". Or since when does Turdbine directly communicate with their customers?
  


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I simply dont get why peole spaz out about Akami.

Color me perplexed.
  
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This whole Akamai bullshit is lame, why do ppl bitch about it so much?
  
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Reply #21 - Mar 31st, 2014 at 12:16pm
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Well, did you install the pando media booster latest update? If not, i recommend you do so. Roll Eyes


  

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Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


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Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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Reply #22 - Mar 31st, 2014 at 12:18pm
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the day of the update i opened ddo and the akamai shit occured. i hit no, googled ddo ml, and lost about 3 minutes of in game time to completely remove akamai from the list of things i will experience in my ddo life.

as a result, launching my game is easier/faster, and always successful on the first try.
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Fair enough. I never have problems logging in, but unlike most whiteknights on the other forums I don't assume that if I don't have an issue then no-one else doesn't, my question could seem rude/dismissive but was honest curiosity.
  
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Because people are dumb and don't know a) what Akamai actually does; and b) why Turbine would hire them.
  

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