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Red Sox H8 Yankees Stormreaver Piker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 708 Joined: Mar 20^th, 2014	Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Mar 30^th, 2014 at 4:10pm	Print Post
	Another thread I started now has me asking questions. What's in your Bio? Heard some claims but no proof.

	The grass is always greener on the other side of the razor wire fence.
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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #1 - Mar 30^th, 2014 at 4:11pm	Print Post
	Wait! Im logging on now and copying bios of players i dislike. Great idea.

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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HairyO Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 355 Joined: Jun 30^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #2 - Mar 30^th, 2014 at 4:59pm	Print Post
	17 / F / Cali


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StainersMom Waterworks Kobold Offline Has Got it Going On. Posts: 126 Joined: Nov 11^th, 2013	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #3 - Mar 30^th, 2014 at 5:09pm	Print Post
	Sure, here is bio of my main: (Standard): Your inherent bonus to Swim has been upgraded from 3.0 to 4.0. (Party:): [Party] Shindoku: (Party:): Your party member, Eaeron, is gimp. (UserChat1): [NA] Kythera: 'iron defender, you are not helping by barking at my ghost. you should be casting a rez spell.' (Party:): [Party] Eaeron: Sings a 'We beat them off, this time' song ... Legendary Victory (Advice): [Metalbone] Attention, citizens of Ebberon. Please mail any unwanted darts to Xottox. That is all. '(General:): [Failrouge] when i do it.. i do it on purpose..' UserChat2): [] Krodmandoon: 'yea, i s.uck ass' Shinywash": i just want a pe.nis!!! <3 I want to wiggle it around and slap things with it!! (Combat): Your squirrel has returned to its home plane. (Combat): Your black pudding has returned to its home plane. (UserChat3): [Titan] Areay: 'There's ugly crazies too, it's just that no one cares about them.'


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Distributed Abbot Raider Offline Posts: 855 Joined: Oct 4^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #4 - Mar 30^th, 2014 at 6:11pm	Print Post
	HairyO wrote on Mar 30^th, 2014 at 4:59pm: 17 / F / Cali Doing it wrong.


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HairyO Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 355 Joined: Jun 30^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #5 - Mar 30^th, 2014 at 6:41pm	Print Post
	Distributed wrote on Mar 30^th, 2014 at 6:11pm: Doing it wrong. Need pics?


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Dark_Helmet Wielder of the Schwartz Offline I hate you! Posts: 1176 Joined: Feb 14^th, 2010	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #6 - Mar 30^th, 2014 at 7:03pm	Print Post
	Red Sox H8 Yankees wrote on Mar 30^th, 2014 at 4:10pm: Another thread I started now has me asking questions.� What's in your Bio?� Heard some claims but no proof.


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Dark Korthos Resident Offline I like turtles! Posts: 22 Joined: Mar 13^th, 2014	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #7 - Mar 30^th, 2014 at 7:04pm	Print Post
	Maels likes to hum on roosters! (Cause per Turdbine "suck cocks" is forbidden)


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Epitome Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 56 Joined: Jan 26^th, 2011	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #8 - Mar 31^st, 2014 at 1:05am	Print Post
	For my now main toon, Seanconnery, I have this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA

	REVENANTS � Xevlen. Jibcutter . Pipehitter. Seanconnery- Live Twitch Feed - Youtube Channel - Facebook
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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4380 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #9 - Mar 31^st, 2014 at 7:34am	Print Post
	Dark_Helmet wrote on Mar 30^th, 2014 at 7:03pm: http://www.quackwatch.com/01QuackeryRelatedTopics/Tests/Gifs/urine.gif LOL. +1

	http://www.australianmuseum.net.au/drop-bear
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NOTpopejubal Epic Poster Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 4096 Location: Let go or get dragged. Joined: Apr 17^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #10 - Mar 31^st, 2014 at 8:11am	Print Post
	afk bio I'll cut and paste it to this thread as soon as I'm done.


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eighnuss Epic Poster Offline ด้้้้้ ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩ ͩͩͩͩͩͩ Posts: 3532 Location: ด้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็ ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩ Joined: Jan 30^th, 2013	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #11 - Mar 31^st, 2014 at 8:20am	Print Post
	Have fun, and don't forget to gather for buffs! -Past Lives- 1x Barbarian Find me on Twitter @JerrySnook (Combat): You sneak attack Amskar for 389 points of pierce damage.

	ͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩͩDISCLAIMER: This post is provided �as is� for informational purposes only. The Department of Vault Security (DVS) does not provide any warranties of any kind regarding any information contained within. DVS does not endorse any commercial product or service referenced in this post or otherwise.
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NOTSunnyshadow Out of Order Offline Kobold remember waterworks! Posts: 2193 Joined: Jan 24^th, 2014	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #12 - Mar 31^st, 2014 at 8:23am	Print Post
	"It's alright, I have evasion/hp." - Any monk/barbarian who are kind enough to mark out traps for me with their soulstones.

	En taro Tassadar!
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Flav Vault Frog Offline One Frog to Rule them All! Posts: 10011 Location: Land of the Frogs Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #13 - Mar 31^st, 2014 at 9:31am	Print Post
	on one of my rightsized : Quote: You know what ? ... I'm a Kender With enough space for the end to be hidden unless you scroll down.

	Yes my avatar is an Hermine eating a Greenland Lemming for brunch.
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Sim-Sala-Bim Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Wha...? Posts: 5356 Joined: Nov 2^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #14 - Mar 31^st, 2014 at 10:59am	Print Post
	Almost all my toons have this written on their bio;


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Teth Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 250 Joined: Jan 31^st, 2014	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #15 - Mar 31^st, 2014 at 11:04am	Print Post
	Dark wrote on Mar 30^th, 2014 at 7:04pm: Maels likes to hum on roosters! (Cause per Turdbine "suck cocks" is forbidden) Why do I remember laughing everytime I read your bio. Anyway mine has a couple of old school achievements in my ddo career. Also it says Francine Sucks (Francine = Nick)


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NOTpopejubal Epic Poster Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 4096 Location: Let go or get dragged. Joined: Apr 17^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #16 - Mar 31^st, 2014 at 12:03pm	Print Post
	My actual bio: Red Pattern : EEEESSNWN(DD)SESSW Green Pattern : EEENNNNNNN(DD)WSWSEW Blue Pattern : (DD)NWWWWNNNSSNWWEE 2 8000 3 32,000 4 80,000 5 144,000 6 224,000 7 320,000 8 450,000 9 610,000 10 800,000 11 1,020,000 12 1,260,000 13 1,520,000 14 1,800,000 15 2,100,000 16 2,420,000 17 2,750,000 18 3,090,000 19 3,440,000 20 3,800,000


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Robairee Korthos Resident Offline Message Epoch for Fire Cave details! Posts: 68 Joined: Nov 12^th, 2013	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #17 - Mar 31^st, 2014 at 3:38pm	Print Post
	My bio is just notes to myself mostly. Not particularly interesting to anyone that examines me, but who cares?


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m4lacka Horoluth Raider Offline Coitus ergo sum. Posts: 2494 Joined: Mar 19^th, 2014	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #18 - Mar 31^st, 2014 at 4:07pm	Print Post
	I was really tempted to link an image of a urinating penis here, saying "here is my bio". Then I realized it is ddovault and not the official ddo forums.

	Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29^th, 2016 at 7:06pm: The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics. Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed. Arkat wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2014 at 4:14pm: And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently! Wow. Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School? No? Then STFU you fucking amateur. Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29^th, 2015 at 12:03am: Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people. IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8^th, 2014 at 5:40pm: Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #19 - Mar 31^st, 2014 at 6:58pm	Print Post
	Main: Hi, I am Epoch. Perhaps you have heard of me? Wizard: Hi, I'm Dev. I hate you so much that I didn't put anything worth reading in my bio. Sorc: <p><rgb=#000000>................</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>/��/)</rgb><p><rgb=#000000>.. ............</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>,/�../</rgb><p><rgb=#000000>.............</rgb><r gb=#FFE600>/</rgb><rgb=#000000>....</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>/ </rgb><p><rgb=#000000>.....</rgb><rgb=#FFE600> /��/'...'/��`�� </rgb><p><rgb=#000000>...</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>/'/.../..../......./��\ </rgb><p><rgb=#000000>.</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>('(...�...�.... �~/'...')</rgb><p><rgb=#000000>..</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>\</rgb><rgb=#000000>........ ...............</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>/ </rgb><p><rgb=#000000>...</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>"</rgb><rgb=#000000>..</rgb><rgb=#FF E600>\</rgb><rgb=#000000>.............</rgb><rgb=#FFE600> _.��</rgb><p><rgb=#000000>.....</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>\</rgb><rgb=#000000>.......... ....</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>(</rgb><p><rgb=#000000>.......</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>\</rgb>< rgb=#000000>.............</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>\</rgb>

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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FM Dragon Raider Offline Posts: 263 Joined: Mar 25^th, 2014	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #20 - Mar 31^st, 2014 at 7:40pm	Print Post
	My bios are sometimes notes to myself - kind of condensed character planners. I write in what feats and classes I'm taking at what levels or what gear I might want to look for on that character. Most of the time my bios are blank though.
	« Last Edit: Mar 31^st, 2014 at 7:42pm by FM »

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Aeton Korthos Resident Offline Jimmies always rustled Posts: 14 Joined: Dec 2^nd, 2013	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #21 - Mar 31^st, 2014 at 8:01pm	Print Post
	Epoch wrote on Mar 31^st, 2014 at 6:58pm: Sorc: <p><rgb=#000000>................</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>/��/)</rgb><p><rgb=#000000>.. ............</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>,/�../</rgb><p><rgb=#000000>.............</rgb><r gb=#FFE600>/</rgb><rgb=#000000>....</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>/ </rgb><p><rgb=#000000>.....</rgb><rgb=#FFE600> /��/'...'/��`�� </rgb><p><rgb=#000000>...</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>/'/.../..../......./��\ </rgb><p><rgb=#000000>.</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>('(...�...�.... �~/'...')</rgb><p><rgb=#000000>..</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>\</rgb><rgb=#000000>........ ...............</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>/ </rgb><p><rgb=#000000>...</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>"</rgb><rgb=#000000>..</rgb><rgb=#FF E600>\</rgb><rgb=#000000>.............</rgb><rgb=#FFE600> _.��</rgb><p><rgb=#000000>.....</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>\</rgb><rgb=#000000>.......... ....</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>(</rgb><p><rgb=#000000>.......</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>\</rgb>< rgb=#000000>.............</rgb><rgb=#FFE600>\</rgb> Along the same vein, something like this: <rgb=#FD0000>....,__,.........,__,.........,__,......</rgb><rgb=#FDCA99> __________</rgb> <rgb=#FE9900>��`�.,�,.��`�.,�,.��`�.,�,.��..</rgb><rgb=#FDCA99>\|</rgb><rgb=# FD3298>::::::::::::'</rgb><rgb=#FDCA99>\|</rgb> <rgb=#FFFF00>��`�.,�,.��`�.,�,.��`�.,�,.��..</rgb><rgb=#FDCA99>\|</rgb><rgb=# FD3298>::::::::</rgb><rgb=#969696>/\</rgb><rgb=#FD3298>:</rgb><rgb=#969696>_</rg b><rgb=#FDCA99>\|</rgb><rgb=#969696>/\</rgb> <rgb=#33FF00>��`�.,�,.��`�.,�,.��`�.,�,.��</rgb><rgb=#969696><</rgb><rgb=#FD CA99>\|</rgb><rgb=#FD3298>::::::::</rgb><rgb=#969696>( o wo)</rgb> <rgb=#0098FE>''''-........--''''-........--''''-.......--''''</rgb><rgb=#969696> u</rgb><rgb=#FDCA99>'''</rgb><rgb=#969696>u</rgb><rgb=#FDCA99>''''''''</rgb><rgb =#969696>'u''''''u</rgb> Gets you something like this:
	« Last Edit: Mar 31^st, 2014 at 8:02pm by Aeton »

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Razzer Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #22 - Mar 31^st, 2014 at 8:56pm	Print Post
	1st life: Drow Wiz/monk 18/2 2nd life: Human Wiz/monk 18/2 3rd life: Human Fvs/monk 18/2 Epic Past life:Colors of the Queen x1 Colors of the Queen - (Combat): You hit Marut for 2,310 points of light damage. Level 10 ~Awarded Eternal Groovy Cat Points 2/6/2014~ <rgb=#00FFF7>Congratulations on your victory over the weekend in the Argo Nightmare Hosted PvP Tournament. As promised, the DDO Community team is able to hand out some decorative and unusual items to the winner(s). Here is your Scepter of Siberys. Additionally, here is a code for 500 (\@#\$% Points: MCLXQYPQ43YHWLPRZ3XNDWFWE Enter the Code into the DDO Store. Thanks! ~Cordovan My Shiradi Spec Evoker Fvs build (Feats) 12:Maxamise 14(monk):Toughness(Taking evasion later on to get blade barrier earlier) 15:Spell pen(Taking later on because i only need it for implosion) 18:Heighten(Same as above) 21:Greater spell pen(Same as above) 24:Epic mental toughness 27:Epic spell pen
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	1v1 me mid techies.
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rest One Man Wolfpack Offline Posts: 7223 Joined: Aug 13^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #23 - Mar 31^st, 2014 at 10:07pm	Print Post
	On my FvS: Quote: Free shrugs. (UserChat2): [nerdragenstuff] Munkenmo: 'i've never been able to keep it up'


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Epoch Alaskan Ice Hole Offline Epochalypse Posts: 10377 Location: Frozen Tundra Joined: Aug 29^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Cut and paste your Bio here. If you dare. Reply #24 - Apr 1^st, 2014 at 3:22am	Print Post
	Mine is a colorful middlefinger.

	OnePercenter wrote on May 15^th, 2014 at 9:41am: I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.� #epochsfamiliarFTW Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27^th, 2014 at 2:09am: It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity. Even against donuts.
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