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Reply #50 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 4:02am
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AngryKobold wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 3:57am:
I was my mom's first DM... odd story
Early 80s my mom constantly destroyed my books when I was off to scout camps or visiting grandparents, had to replace my crap three different times. I have a little brother who is 17 years younger than me, and when he hit middle school he decided he wanted to play D&D too, and my mom invited me to gamemaster for the two of them...

Quite some irony there.



why she destroy your books?
  
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Reply #51 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 5:58am
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Arkat wrote on Mar 31st, 2014 at 6:15pm:
Nope.


THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! Angry Grin
  

Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29th, 2016 at 7:06pm:
The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:03am:
Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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Reply #52 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 7:43am
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NaturalHazard wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 4:02am:
why she destroy your books?


Maybe she thought D&D was some sort of satanic worship? Which, as we all now know, is true.
  
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Reply #53 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 7:46am
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Maybe she thought D&D was some sort of satanic worship? Which, as we all now know, is true.


Lies.

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Reply #54 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 7:48am
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NaturalHazard wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 4:02am:
why she destroy your books?


Look up Monsters and Mazes on imdb with Tom Hanks. Also you will find interesting context there. Shocked About the 70s and 80s.

Classic US media hysteria.
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Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29th, 2016 at 7:06pm:
The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:03am:
Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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Reply #55 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 7:56am
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m4lacka wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 7:48am:
Look up Monsters and Mazes on imdb with Tom Hanks. Also you will find interesting context there. Shocked About the 70s and 80s.

Classic US media hysteria.


I read the synopsis.

Based on this and the reviews, and the hype arising from this, I now believe that we are living in a virtual world where machines have taken over and have placed all of us in a virtual world to use our real-world bodies as living batteries.
  

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Reply #56 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 8:40am
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 7:56am:
I read the synopsis.

Based on this and the reviews, and the hype arising from this, I now believe that we are living in a virtual world where machines have taken over and have placed all of us in a virtual world to use our real-world bodies as living batteries.


love that STar Trek Borg reference! Cheesy
  

Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29th, 2016 at 7:06pm:
The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:03am:
Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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Reply #57 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 8:56am
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m4lacka wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 8:40am:
love that STar Trek Borg reference!


Go play in traffic.
  

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Reply #58 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 9:18am
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m4lacka wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 8:40am:
love that STar Trek Borg reference! Cheesy


it is a Matrix reference fool. If you were being sarcastic I couldn't tell (internets).
  
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Reply #59 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 9:20am
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Hathorian wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 9:18am:
it is a Matrix reference fool. If you were being sarcastic I couldn't tell (internets).


Sarcasm is difficult.
  
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Reply #60 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 10:44am
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do maj still read/colaborate/post his mind freely here on the "other" forum?, now its even more important since he is a producer, we can hope for good game changes maybe, and for him to really help to improve our vice? (yeah i still believe in tooth faery, aliens, santa claus, etc  Grin)
  
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Reply #61 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 11:55am
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Congratulations MajM. Unless this is an april fool.
  
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Reply #62 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 12:12pm
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NOTdarth wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 8:56am:
Go play in traffic.



Haha. Done! Grin

Anything else?
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Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29th, 2016 at 7:06pm:
The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:03am:
Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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Reply #63 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 2:27pm
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Yangrast wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 10:44am:
do maj still read/colaborate/post his mind freely here on the "other" forum?


Yes, if you weren't a lurker with 4 posts you'd know.
  

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Reply #64 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 5:01pm
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m4lacka wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 12:12pm:
Haha. Done! Grin

Anything else?

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Reply #65 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 5:07pm
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m4lacka wrote on Mar 31st, 2014 at 11:00am:
BOOO! Some1 lost his or her job so that opportunist maymal could play socialclimber!

Ye i have no proof but i have to make accusations, why the eff is this the vault if not for such thingz! Tongue


more interestingly, does that mean there is one less position in QA that will not be back filled?  or will be filled with a cheaper, less experienced person?  exploiters rejoice.
  

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Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Reply #66 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 5:12pm
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Arkat wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 5:01pm:
LFIAF



Bah. Fuck you, I have been google-ing lfiaf, found nothing. Angry

Also, you are jsut mad at me coz i posted fire cives out in the open and revealed the duping bug that involves one of your relatives.
  

Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29th, 2016 at 7:06pm:
The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:03am:
Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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Reply #67 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 7:07pm
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m4lacka wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 5:12pm:
Bah. Fuck you, I have been google-ing lfiaf, found nothing. Angry

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m4lacka wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 5:12pm:
Also, you are jsut mad at me coz i posted fire cives out in the open and revealed the duping bug that involves one of your relatives.

It's been out in the open for a LONG time (Nov 2012).

http://www.ddovault.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1353735721

People just didn't want to believe it.
  

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Reply #68 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 7:45pm
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This is a great April Fool's Day joke. Especially nice is the windup. And releasing it the day before April 1st? Genius.
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Reply #69 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 8:18pm
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Yobai wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 5:07pm:
more interestingly, does that mean there is one less position in QA that will not be back filled?  or will be filled with a cheaper, less experienced person?  exploiters rejoice.



more interestingly,  a QA guy is now the co-producer of a seriously bug and exploit ridden game. fail upwards?
  
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Reply #70 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 9:18pm
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His first DM was his Mom.....

That is so damn cool! what a mom!  I wonder how old his mom was at the time?

This is going to give me a smile all day.


She was 30. I was 9.
Now I'm the dungeon master to my 8 year old.
  
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Reply #71 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 9:26pm
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 7:56am:
I read the synopsis.

Based on this and the reviews, and the hype arising from this, I now believe that we are living in a virtual world where machines have taken over and have placed all of us in a virtual world to use our real-world bodies as living batteries.


The Demon hystaria was pretty amazing. I had friends parents that were totally freaked out by the whole thought. One I convinced DnD was cool--'its like playing with plastic soldiers but in medieval times' they understand that I guess.
Mazes and Monsters, 60 minutes stories, news stories about kids becoming Satan worshipers, or 'the dangers of imagination' if you can believe that. But yeah the backlash was very real. Then DnD got a Saturday morning cartoon and it all kind of went away.
Add in Heavy Metal- Black Sabbath, Ozzy and bat biting, that terrible Trick or Treat movie...Satan was defiantly taking over the kids of America in the early Eighties.
The reality is D&D made a generation be ok with geek. The first computer games were centered around it, and that geek continued into the new age. We won. Now the dude bro's are the minority, hanging out in our cool house.
  
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Reply #72 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 10:02pm
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majmalphunktion wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 9:26pm:
The Demon hystaria was pretty amazing. I had friends parents that were totally freaked out by the whole thought. One I convinced DnD was cool--'its like playing with plastic soldiers but in medieval times' they understand that I guess.
Mazes and Monsters, 60 minutes stories, news stories about kids becoming Satan worshipers, or 'the dangers of imagination' if you can believe that. But yeah the backlash was very real.


And it took a long time to go away for good. I remember being young when Magic: The Gathering first came out. I had a shit ton of cards from beta forward, and would always bring them to my friends house to play.

One day his father saw the pentagram on "unholy strength" in some religious news letter claiming it was turning kids to Satan. He took my entire backpack full of cards and burned them in front of me  Angry


Now no one even thinks about it. Crazy.
  

                               
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Reply #73 - Apr 1st, 2014 at 10:17pm
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Vtec wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 10:02pm:
Now no one even thinks about it. Crazy.


I blame Harry Potter for turning our kids to the service of Satan.

And I blame Satan for writing Harry Potter.
  
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NOTpopejubal wrote on Apr 1st, 2014 at 10:17pm:
I blame Harry Potter for turning our kids to the service of Satan.

And I blame Satan for writing Harry Potter.


Apparently Satan is kind of a MILF?
  

                               
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