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Re: Cetus Needs To Stop Wetting His Diapers
Reply #400 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 4:43pm
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IMARANGER wrote on Jul 6th, 2014 at 8:10pm:
It sounds like you're a closeted homosexual.


I think that you have a valid point about some of the people who post on this site. However, you should give credit where credit is due, as some of them are clearly trying to deal with that issue. Just look at the progress that Yobai has made:

Yobai wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 6:15pm:
I would rather give Thrudh a rim job.


Now, if Yobai could just admit to himself that he is more than just "bi curious", maybe he could move on and start to deal with his other myriad issues.  Cool
  

Family, Country, and the US stock market. Although, in a pinch, any convertible currency or liquid asset will do.

Yobai wrote on Jun 18th, 2014 at 6:15pm:
I would rather give Thrudh a rim job.


Bigjunk wrote on Nov 2nd, 2014 at 12:21pm:
That is some masterful trolling.


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Re: Cetus Needs To Stop Wetting His Diapers
Reply #401 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 4:46pm
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Yobai wrote on Jul 12th, 2014 at 3:30pm:
Go back to your killroom and put more lotion on your captive's skin, sociopath.  you clearly don't get it.


I get that you all bash Cetus and you fail to back it up. You spout out numbers, but you dont bring any proof of your claims to the table. Cetus at least has a couple videos, are they perfect? No. It is certainly far more work the basement bashing though. The only ones wailing around here are those that make the claims Cetus is. Amateurish honestly.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Re: Cetus Needs To Stop Wetting His Diapers
Reply #402 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 4:47pm
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Shadehater wrote on Jul 12th, 2014 at 1:20pm:
I pointed that out in my previous post sir ;p  He was and is a butthurt dipshit, but at this point he is egging it on...as I said until he make more specious statements...this is basically over.


Cetus, butthurt dipshit over some forum posters? Hahaha, assuming he hasn't changed much back when I was on argo, this is an impossibility.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #403 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 4:48pm
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Evasive?

How about a direct one - quarterstaffs are THF. My problem isn't with bastard swords, but with SWF outclassing THF in all combat contexts. This includes dwarven axes.


That was disapointing.
After you stated you were trolling you started to make more resonable comments.

I think you are tired.... Get some rest Mr. Cetus, we don't want to lose all the fun demanding too much of you  Cheesy
  
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Reply #404 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 5:19pm
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I know I'm not. Bill Nye is Bill Nye.

I also recommend looking at some of the original cosmos episodes, and listening to the entire Richard Feynman collection on youtube.

MAYBE you'll have a little more to say about science after that. But, I remain dubious.


What you want me to post my fake creds as well? Roll Eyes.you do not know me or my background, but it seems I am far and away more knowledgeable about a subject you pretend at
  
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Reply #405 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 5:21pm
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Epoch wrote on Jul 12th, 2014 at 4:47pm:
Cetus, butthurt dipshit over some forum posters? Hahaha, assuming he hasn't changed much back when I was on argo, this is an impossibility.


His grasp of logic, and dubious facts after critical analysis of his video disagree.
  
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Reply #406 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 5:29pm
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Shadehater wrote on Jul 12th, 2014 at 5:19pm:
What you want me to post my fake creds as well? Roll Eyes.you do not know me or my background, but it seems I am far and away more knowledgeable about a subject you pretend at


Well, at least I use a forum handle that is consistent with my mother forum AND in-game character name.

So far, I've been pretty transparent with everything. Wouldn't you agree?
  
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Reply #407 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 5:41pm
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I was going to make a joke at your bias being transparent...but it is not worth it.  You are, if not transparent at least consistent in intent, if not alway in delivery.
  
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Reply #408 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 5:56pm
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GermanicusMaximus wrote on Jul 12th, 2014 at 4:43pm:
Now, if Yobai could just admit to himself that he is more than just "bi curious", maybe he could move on and start to deal with his other myriad issues.  Cool


why would you imply there is something wrong with being bisexual?  oh right... because you're just as homophobic and unoriginal as IHATESFAGS.  both of you think the insulting thing to say to someone is to call them gay or insinuate they have gay tendencies.

keep sucking back those queefs Ron.  the burping will never stop.
  

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Reply #409 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 6:01pm
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Revaulting wrote on Jul 12th, 2014 at 7:16am:
Yeah, I'm gonna go with no. What does it take to misspell a word? Learning it in the wrong spelling, being in a hurry, typo, dyslexia ... stupidity is not on the list. Stupid people are too afraid of making the mistake to take a risk on a word they aren't sure of. You should worry. You used to be better at trolling. Now you're trying to prove Cetus isn't a scientist because he misspelled "solder." Fuck, man. That's just embarrassing.



what is truly embarrassing is the lengths you are willing to go to defend someone's ignorance.  even if Cletus didn't make it to sixth grade, that squiggly red line that pops up when anyone types the word "sodder" is a dead giveaway for that even table washing mongoloids like IMAFAGHATER don't miss.


what's he got on you?  pics of your teen-aged-daughter licking the dog's asshole while fisting herself?  don't worry, we've all seen those. Tongue
  

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Reply #410 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 6:06pm
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My phone doesn't always spell check.  I won't jump on people for a typo.  For not reading or using context?  Sure, but I won't jump on him for that.
  
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Reply #411 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 6:06pm
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Epoch wrote on Jul 12th, 2014 at 4:46pm:
I get that you all bash Cetus and you fail to back it up. You spout out numbers, but you dont bring any proof of your claims to the table. C


jesus, I get you aren't really following this but here's a TLDR:

1- Cletus posted some videos and pronounced THF dead because his new SWF could beat stuff down 2-10% faster

2- people with brains pointed out his SWF had +25% doublestrike + 30% faster attack speed and said "NO SHIT DUMBASS WHAT DID YOU EXPECT"

3- Cletus replied with "DERP IMASCIENTIST!"


so no, anyone not completely stoned and with 1/10th the IQ of a carrot realized a retaliation video is completely unnecessary.  but then some people do better with pictures than concepts like math.  guess you're in that camp as well.
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Reply #412 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 6:09pm
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Shadehater wrote on Jul 12th, 2014 at 6:06pm:
My phone doesn't always spell check.  I won't jump on people for a typo.  For not reading or using context?  Sure, but I won't jump on him for that.


1- sodder isn't a typo - I shouldn't have to explain why
2- even without spell check it's a fucking 5th or 6th grade spelling word.
C- get a better phone bro.  it's 2014 for chrissakes.


though ultimately spelling never solved anything.  ain't that right Cletus? Cheesy
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Reply #413 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 6:24pm
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Yobai wrote on Jul 12th, 2014 at 6:06pm:
jesus, I get you aren't really following this but here's a TLDR:

1- Cletus posted some videos and pronounced THF dead because his new SWF could beat stuff down 2-10% faster

2- people with brains pointed out his SWF had +25% doublestrike + 30% faster attack speed and said "NO SHIT DUMBASS WHAT DID YOU EXPECT"

3- Cletus replied with "DERP IMASCIENTIST!"


so no, anyone not completely stoned and with 1/10th the IQ of a carrot realized a retaliation video is completely unnecessary.  but then some people do better with pictures than concepts like math.  guess you're in that camp as well.


You forgot

4. Cletus mushroom stamped yobai's forehead repeatedly throughout the past several days with evidence, and now he's groveling like Gary Oldman for some support.

Look, if you want me to take you through a few introductory lessons on communication, data generation, and subsequent interpretation - you can PM me.

Maybe if you'd actually reveal a toon name and a server, we can even have a chat! But no, you won't do that because you're a yeast infected pussy who can't handle a little friction without support.
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Reply #414 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 6:33pm
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Yobai wrote on Jul 12th, 2014 at 6:06pm:
jesus, I get you aren't really following this but here's a TLDR:

1- Cletus posted some videos and pronounced THF dead because his new SWF could beat stuff down 2-10% faster

2- people with brains pointed out his SWF had +25% doublestrike + 30% faster attack speed and said "NO SHIT DUMBASS WHAT DID YOU EXPECT"

3- Cletus replied with "DERP IMASCIENTIST!"


so no, anyone not completely stoned and with 1/10th the IQ of a carrot realized a retaliation video is completely unnecessary.  but then some people do better with pictures than concepts like math.  guess you're in that camp as well.


No I am in the camp of, why does it matter? It isn't like THF shouldn't get a boost, it is fucking pathetic in comparison to all other styles - even sword and board has a place above it. It needs buffed. If this is the way he wants to make it happen, who cares? The thing is, are you all afraid it will mess with the game you have exploited to death, if you even still play?

That, is my point. Camps of understanding through different methods has nothing to do with anything.

Also, coming up with an insult (or constantly using like a retard) like "Cletus" takes roughly 1/10th of the IQ of a carrot as well. Guess we are all in the same boat. No, no an argument like "BUT I ADDED AN L" does not suffice to disprove my point. Maybe carrots should do our arguing for us.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
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Reply #415 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 9:13pm
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Yobai wrote on Jul 12th, 2014 at 6:01pm:
what is truly embarrassing is the lengths you are willing to go to defend someone's ignorance.  even if Cletus didn't make it to sixth grade, that squiggly red line that pops up when anyone types the word "sodder" is a dead giveaway for that even table washing mongoloids like IMAFAGHATER don't miss.


what's he got on you?  pics of your teen-aged-daughter licking the dog's asshole while fisting herself?  don't worry, we've all seen those.

The good news is that your rage goggles are working. The bad news is that your rage is far less entertaining than usual.

Cetus is a dipshit, but he's out-trolling you.

For the record, my teenaged daughter is a sick individual, and we had the dog put down. So the video you're watching is not her. No, in her video, the dog is dead.

Epoch wrote on Jul 12th, 2014 at 6:33pm:
No I am in the camp of, why does it matter?

This.
  

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Reply #416 - Jul 12th, 2014 at 10:21pm
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Epoch wrote on Jul 12th, 2014 at 6:33pm:
why does it matter?

Because this game is filled with too many bitches. Crying nerf this, why does it get to do that, it's better than what i get, why cant i get that, when can i touch a real titty, my dad didnt pull out on me, im buthurt so u cant solo without blitz/mortal fear, nerf that its op and makes me feel useless, i cry like a little girl so i need to get my way, i cant enjoy this because they do that, etc


Bunch of fukin bitches
  

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Reply #417 - Jul 13th, 2014 at 12:03am
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Yet.... everyone complains about how boring the game is and there is nothing to do outside of duping. If things get nerfed you can have some challenge and maybe enjoy the game again!


Oh.... wait.... nobody wants the game to present a challenge. My bad, carry on! Duping 10,000 ingredients just to do it again is so much fun! Oh yes! Let us not worry about the game having some nerf and us having to actually play the game, no sir no sir, certainly not that!

Really, you pick one thing, cry like a bitch about it, when something else comes up, you fucking backtrack then cry like a bitch. If all you do is dupe all day, what the fuck do you care what else happens? Shit, Give THF a 300% dmg boost to glancing blows, and SWF a 45% combat speed boost bonus. That will even everything out. During that, give S&B a whopping 10% speed increase and a 20% chance to trigger a shield bash when you attack. Everyone gets buffed!

For people who just whine about how all there is to do in the game is dupe, you certainly fucking throw a bitch fit when someone proposes a change to the game.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
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Reply #418 - Jul 13th, 2014 at 12:05am
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Rubbinns wrote on Jul 12th, 2014 at 10:21pm:
Because this game is filled with too many bitches.

I find this comment hurtful. I just told you guys I had to have the dog put down. Have a little respect.
  

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Epoch wrote on Jul 13th, 2014 at 12:03am:
proposes a change to the game.

It's dead. Let it die gracefully!
  

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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #420 - Jul 13th, 2014 at 12:32am
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Rubbinns wrote on Jul 13th, 2014 at 12:07am:
It's dead. Let it die gracefully!


GRACEFUL DEATHS ARE AGAINST MY NATURE
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

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Epoch wrote on Jul 13th, 2014 at 12:03am:
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For people who just whine about how all there is to do in the game is dupe, you certainly fucking throw a bitch fit when someone proposes a change to the game.


You will never hear me whine about nothing to do in the game.  I still enjoy it.
  
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Epoch wrote on Jul 13th, 2014 at 12:03am:
Yet.... everyone complains about how boring the game is and there is nothing to do outside of duping. If things get nerfed you can have some challenge and maybe enjoy the game again!


Oh.... wait.... nobody wants the game to present a challenge. My bad, carry on! Duping 10,000 ingredients just to do it again is so much fun! Oh yes! Let us not worry about the game having some nerf and us having to actually play the game, no sir no sir, certainly not that!

Really, you pick one thing, cry like a bitch about it, when something else comes up, you fucking backtrack then cry like a bitch. If all you do is dupe all day, what the fuck do you care what else happens? Shit, Give THF a 300% dmg boost to glancing blows, and SWF a 45% combat speed boost bonus. That will even everything out. During that, give S&B a whopping 10% speed increase and a 20% chance to trigger a shield bash when you attack. Everyone gets buffed!

For people who just whine about how all there is to do in the game is dupe, you certainly fucking throw a bitch fit when someone proposes a change to the game.


The game is boring for different reasons: nothing to do at endgame. Even eTR is pretty much useless, no point in building your toon when there are no raids to use them for. Doing the new raids on EE is pointless, there are no raid items, no tomes, no rare augments, nothing at all.

Their rate of making packs is too slow and when we get one, it's a fucking ML24 E3BC that noone runs anymore after 2 weeks.

Then when you actually get a nice quest item, you can get it in like 3 runs with re-rolls. The only good quest items left are 115% fort goatskin boots and black dragon helm, which are actually quite rare.

Then we have the problem of loot being obsoleted withing one or two updates. And the +11 stat items which are a joke.

That's why the game is boring, not because one class is more powerful than another.
  
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Reply #423 - Jul 13th, 2014 at 6:33am
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Yobai wrote on Jul 12th, 2014 at 6:09pm:
1- sodder isn't a typo - I shouldn't have to explain why
2- even without spell check it's a fucking 5th or 6th grade spelling word.
C- get a better phone bro.  it's 2014 for chrissakes.


though ultimately spelling never solved anything.  ain't that right Cletus? Cheesy


  

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butthurt


You should get a better partner. One like me. I'll slide it gently into your ass for you. You can have your ddo crush Cetus watch. He'd like that
  

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