I read your post and thanks to you
My fucking eyes are bleeding,
And half my brain has melted from
The shit I was just reading
The content was already-known,
Which makes your efforts boring;
But it's your dreadful verse that
Makes you someone worth ignoring.
Your rhyming scheme's a total mess,
Your scansion is appalling,
And ev'ry time I read this thread
It sets my skin to crawling
But all's not lost, don't shit your pants,
No need to be contrary;
Just learn to fucking use
An online rhyming dictionary
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This doesn't have the same rhythmic meter. It should be 8 6 8 6 (or less, with pauses). Sing the OP to the tune of amazing grace.