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Reply #25 - May 5th, 2015 at 11:04pm
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Arkat wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 9:56pm:
No, I used to be "The Commish" a long time ago.

Nice name!

Arkat wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 9:56pm:
The only moderator this board has right now...Strakeln.

i feel we can all agree that I should be made a mod here. am i not benevolent? patient? fair? just?
  

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Re: Server update tomorrow
Reply #26 - May 5th, 2015 at 11:15pm
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Rubbinns wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 11:04pm:
i feel we can all agree that I should be made a mod here. am i not benevolent? patient? fair? just?


I would say when you post shit like this you are a champion for phone and keyboard condoms.




  

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WC can do whatever he wants.


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Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
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Reply #27 - May 5th, 2015 at 11:20pm
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DropBear wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 7:47pm:
You've been de-throned your Majesty.    Shocked

Gratz on the new role.
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Reply #28 - May 5th, 2015 at 11:21pm
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Rubbinns wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 8:24pm:
think you might be the first vaultie to have title changed.

gratz again!


Thanks Rubby,

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Re: Server update tomorrow
Reply #29 - May 5th, 2015 at 11:26pm
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Barkabout wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 11:04pm:




I've seen that movie more than once. It's got to be one of the worst ever.

  

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Good grief Meat, you're hopeless. You would label the simple act of taking a shit as someone obeying the divine law of nature to leave a proof of existence.
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Re: Server update tomorrow
Reply #30 - May 5th, 2015 at 11:45pm
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Sasha wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 11:03pm:
The gods of the Vault. Nobody has ever seen one, it's just a matter of faith. If you receive a title you better reflect on it's meaning.

I want "the Destroyer," but I'm too afraid to even bring it up.   Grin


Meat-Head wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 11:26pm:
I've seen that movie more than once. It's got to be one of the worst ever.

What was the second time, verification?  "Yup, still terrible!"
  

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I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake.


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Laugh it up, funny man.
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Reply #31 - May 5th, 2015 at 11:50pm
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Rubbinns wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 11:04pm:
i feel we can all agree that I should be made a mod here. am i not benevolent? patient? fair? just?


Then you'd be the "forum police"...how would you live with yourself?
  

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Reply #32 - May 6th, 2015 at 12:05am
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5 Foot Step wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 11:50pm:
Then you'd be the "forum police"...how would you live with yourself?



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5 Foot Step wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 11:50pm:
Then you'd be the "forum police"...how would you live with yourself?

  

Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14th, 2017 at 6:52pm:
I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake.


Frank wrote on Apr 2nd, 2017 at 8:32am:
Laugh it up, funny man.
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Reply #34 - May 6th, 2015 at 4:28am
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Hag Master wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 7:14pm:
You can only make shit-sandwiches if you only have shit and bread.

You see, this is exactly why HR gets a bad rep. If you only have shit and bread, why the fuck are you putting the shit on the bread?
  

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Reply #35 - May 6th, 2015 at 4:31am
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Revaulting wrote on May 6th, 2015 at 4:28am:
You see, this is exactly why HR gets a bad rep. If you only have shit and bread, why the fuck are you putting the shit on the bread?


How else would you move it without getting your hands dirty?
  
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Well it's not like we can make stir-fry with it is it? 

  
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Reply #37 - May 6th, 2015 at 4:40am
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Revaulting wrote on May 6th, 2015 at 4:28am:
You see, this is exactly why HR gets a bad rep. If you only have shit and bread, why the fuck are you putting the shit on the bread?


lol
  

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Rubbinns wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 8:24pm:
think you might be the first vaultie to have title changed.

gratz again!


I can't help but assume that he's giving the boss special favors.
  
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Reply #39 - May 6th, 2015 at 5:43am
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Angry wrote on May 6th, 2015 at 4:45am:
I can't help but assume that he's giving the boss special favors.

Yeah. Sandwiches without shit on them.
  

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Revaulting wrote on May 6th, 2015 at 5:43am:
Yeah. Sandwiches without shit on them.


Well, I was thinking bjs, but if you want to talk sandwiches: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DP%26B+Sandwich
  
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Re: Server update tomorrow
Reply #41 - May 6th, 2015 at 6:25am
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Ah Pook wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 6:02pm:
I know it was many, many months ago, but I can't remember... (*cough* old age).  Did they close that the same day as the patch?  I remember it being *really* quick, even by Turbine standards.  People can't keep their goddamn mouths shut.


It wasn't just Crucible... it was all the Gianthold main quests that lost their XP nerfs.

150KXP for POP, Heroic, Normal, First Time... without a potion running.

now for a bit of history about Gianthold and the multiple nerfs that occured because of it's introduction in game.

When Gianthold was added, the Level Cap was raised to 14. ( before that it was 12 ).
There was no level restrictions for entering anything... a LVL 1 character could enter VON5 ( as long as he was flagged ).
And LVL 8 characters could enter Gianthold... especially they could enter Gianthold quests...
At that time was also that nice puny precursor of the Retarded Streak... namely Underlevel bonus.
So LVL 8 characters, doing POP on Normal were getting +50% bonus ( + the eventual First time bonus ).
Initially the levers in POP could be targeted and activated from inside the cells. This led to the first Nerf : move the levers so that you need to keep somebody outside.
This one was performed pretty quick ( in a matter of days ).
Then it became obvious that all the servers were in Gianthold, and that many parties were getting their ass reamed because they weren't up to the stuff ( aka trying to maximize their underlevel bonus while not being able to do it )... and at the same time it became obvious that the XP all over the place were over performing. ( aka getting you a Level in two runs of POP, but two runs of any other quest could do the trick too ).
This lead to another nerf : this one on the XP of the quests, and they locked out characters below LVL 10 from entering Gianthold by refusing to teleport them there...
The teleport lock was quickly bypassed by the sorcs and wizards, as, along with Gianthold, they got Greater Teleport. So people just popped into a quest with a friendly wizzy that teleported their LVL 8 characters in GH for more POP ( because it was the easiest ) farming.
They then decided to take more drastic measures... They nerfed POP XP hard a second time, and went through all the other quests ( to a lesser extend compared to POP ) as a conservative measure... and they locked out the quest givers/explorer entrances/Area Teleporters/whatever all over DDO for characters that they consider to be too low level.

But in the time it took them to do all that ( at least in Europe ), most of us had our LVL 12 characters capped at 14, we had all the ones that were above 8 capped at 14, and were working our way towards getting more characters at cap...  Roll Eyes
  

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Reply #42 - May 6th, 2015 at 6:56am
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Flav wrote on May 6th, 2015 at 6:25am:
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XP nerfs.
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multiple nerfs
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This led to the first Nerf
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This lead to another nerf
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They nerfed POP XP hard a second time
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It is so easy to understand if someone is talking about DDO/Turdbin.

  
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Reply #43 - May 6th, 2015 at 8:31am
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Interesting ......


New items have been added to the Daily Dice reward table, including:
+6 to +7 Upgrade Tomes
+1 Tomes of Fate
+1 to +2 Upgrade Tomes of Fate
+2 to +3 Upgrade Tomes of Fate
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Gold Seal Elixirs of Acolyte's Healing - On Use: Immediately heal 180 Hit Points, plus 36 to 72 additional Hit Points every 2 seconds for the next 10 seconds. Cooldown: 15 seconds A small vial, bearing a gold seal, containing an ounce of shimmering liquid. Gold Seal healing elixirs can be used twice as often as regular healing elixirs.
Long Lasting Potions of Melee Power, Ranged Power, Spell Power, Physical Resistance Rating, and Magical Resistance Rating. All of these potions provide +10 to their respective benefit, last for one hour, and persist through death.
  
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Reply #44 - May 6th, 2015 at 8:37am
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heh, how many times u got +5 tome for gold roll?

and i bet most of those new items are saved just for gold rolls
  
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Reply #45 - May 6th, 2015 at 8:40am
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I've gotten three +6 tomes so far but then again, I do 1 gold roll everyday
  
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Reply #46 - May 6th, 2015 at 9:20am
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Ah Pook wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 6:02pm:
I know it was many, many months ago, but I can't remember... (*cough* old age).  Did they close that the same day as the patch?  I remember it being *really* quick, even by Turbine standards.  People can't keep their goddamn mouths shut.

You can thank ledouche, aka blackheartox.
  
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Reply #47 - May 6th, 2015 at 10:24am
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Gringo wrote on May 6th, 2015 at 8:37am:
and i bet most of those new items are saved just for gold rolls


time to get a VIP subscription  Wink
  
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Reply #48 - May 6th, 2015 at 11:25am
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Hag Master wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 7:14pm:
Hey, take it easy on HR...

You can only make shit-sandwiches if you only have shit and bread. 

They can at least toast the bread though.
  
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Reply #49 - May 6th, 2015 at 4:24pm
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Bigjunk wrote on May 5th, 2015 at 10:11pm:
I don't get this either, this turd really can't be shined.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiJ9fy1qSFI
  

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