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Hag Master Ex Member I Love Drama!	Holy pointy-ears Jul 16^th, 2015 at 10:27pm	Print Post
	https://www.ddo.com/en/store#summersails Iconics 50% off Morninglords for everyone. I'm buying! 75% off helf/horc pack as well. The question for me I guess is whether they will ever make the Horc attractive again, does anyone think they are ever going to do a race pass?


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AllBorkedup Waterworks Kobold Offline Be Happy~! Posts: 167 Joined: Feb 24^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #1 - Jul 16^th, 2015 at 11:12pm	Print Post
	Hag Master wrote on Jul 16^th, 2015 at 10:27pm: https://www.ddo.com/en/store#summersails The question for me I guess is whether they will ever make the Horc attractive again,� Phat Girls need luving too..... But in all honesty my wife wont play a horc/dwarf etc cause they are butt ugly.. Now if they switched em to something a little sexy I am sure they would get more play time.


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Hag Master Ex Member I Love Drama!	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #2 - Jul 16^th, 2015 at 11:17pm	Print Post
	How about a Helf? is there any way to play them without a face covering helmet? Dilettante must be Helf for "melted squishy face".


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Vic Titan Demolisher Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 357 Joined: Oct 19^th, 2013	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #3 - Jul 17^th, 2015 at 12:54am	Print Post
	Hag Master wrote on Jul 16^th, 2015 at 11:17pm: How about a Helf? is there any way to play them without a face covering helmet? Dilettante must be Helf for "melted squishy face". You can plan helf warlock and pretend he si a true folower of the great old one..... because he horror cannot be described.


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Barkabout Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1032 Joined: Aug 15^th, 2013	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #4 - Jul 17^th, 2015 at 12:59am	Print Post
	u can always make a helf swashbuckler


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Ginger_Walri Titan Demolisher Offline Fire. Die In It. Posts: 325 Joined: Apr 11^th, 2014	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #5 - Jul 17^th, 2015 at 2:38am	Print Post
	Sloth love Chunk?


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m4lacka Horoluth Raider Offline Coitus ergo sum. Posts: 2494 Joined: Mar 19^th, 2014	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #6 - Jul 17^th, 2015 at 5:44am	Print Post
	Hag Master wrote on Jul 16^th, 2015 at 10:27pm: https://www.ddo.com/en/store#summersails Iconics 50% off Morninglords for everyone. I'm buying! 75% off helf/horc pack as well. The question for me I guess is whether they will ever make the Horc attractive again, does anyone think they are ever going to do a race pass? Freaking pro-Turdbin guerilla marketing you are promoting. it is sickening!!!

	Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29^th, 2016 at 7:06pm: The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics. Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed. Arkat wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2014 at 4:14pm: And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently! Wow. Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School? No? Then STFU you fucking amateur. Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29^th, 2015 at 12:03am: Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people. IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8^th, 2014 at 5:40pm: Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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Wipe VoD Slasher Offline Posts: 1917 Joined: Mar 26^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #7 - Jul 17^th, 2015 at 6:28am	Print Post
	They were - 75 % last year iirc. Helf chick doesn't look that bad - just needs darker skin and hairstyle to cover half the face lol. Dudes are just g&r. No. No. No. PDKs. No. Nein. Never ever. Just no. Fucking nope. никогда. OHGODWHY. Please have mercy and kill em all.


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Alex DeLarge Epic Poster Offline Get ready for some of the 'ol in-out, in-out Posts: 3489 Location: Foggy Albion Joined: May 11^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #8 - Jul 17^th, 2015 at 6:38am	Print Post
	Wipe wrote on Jul 17^th, 2015 at 6:28am: PDKs. No. Nein. Never ever. Just no. Fucking nope. никогда. OHGODWHY. Please have mercy and kill em all. They look like Horcs trying to pretend to be humans by wearing freshly cut human faces


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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #9 - Jul 17^th, 2015 at 8:21am	Print Post
	Alex DeLarge wrote on Jul 17^th, 2015 at 6:38am: They look like Horcs trying to pretend to be humans by wearing freshly cut human faces And, for some reason, Lego-people legs.

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Angry Puppy Farmer Offline Posts: 1699 Joined: Feb 13^th, 2014	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #10 - Jul 17^th, 2015 at 10:08am	Print Post
	Alex DeLarge wrote on Jul 17^th, 2015 at 6:38am: They look like Horcs trying to pretend to be humans by wearing freshly cut human faces� twice when I was running one of my pdks someone told me they like horcs. I'm like "I'M A PDK!".


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Asheras Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline This is why we can't have nice things. Posts: 10230 Location: Ohio Joined: Jun 9^th, 2010 Gender:	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #11 - Jul 17^th, 2015 at 11:20am	Print Post
	The Horc/PDK appearance is just awful. Way too cartoonish for this game. This isn't Guild Wars or Wildstar, ffs. The Helfs are likewise very lame. They did a decent job with elves and humans. How could they mess up Helfs so badly?


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Meat-Head 53%Moron57%Misunderstood Offline Why am I reading crap on this forum? Posts: 12345 Location: Oregon Joined: Dec 5^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #12 - Jul 17^th, 2015 at 12:38pm	Print Post
	Barkabout wrote on Jul 17^th, 2015 at 12:59am: u can always make a helf swashbuckler https://38.media.tumblr.com/e167969eab28f0753f9329137106a355/tumblr_mj9h3e9SJf1r... Delicious

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pnellesen Titan Demolisher Offline We can't all just get along. Posts: 311 Joined: Dec 6^th, 2011	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #13 - Jul 17^th, 2015 at 2:21pm	Print Post
	Ginger_Walri wrote on Jul 17^th, 2015 at 2:38am: Sloth love Chunk? Only if Chunk gives Baby Ruth to Sloth!


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Metal-Beast Abbot Raider Offline \m/ Posts: 767 Joined: Apr 13^th, 2014	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #14 - Jul 18^th, 2015 at 12:36am	Print Post
	Some of the most badass looking toons I ever saw in DDO were Horcs... But specifically it was Horc males. The Horc females were just a little too clunky in looks and especially movement to really have much broad based appeal. That, and they cheaped out on the dances. I call bullshit on that. The same can be said of Dwarf females. This is one of the (very) few places where Neverwinter comes out ahead. It's possible make passable looking, even attractive, Dwarf and Horc females in NW.� There's really no excuse for how ugly the helfs are. They are supposed to be the "handsome" race of D&D, and in DDO they are just a bunch of horse-faced freaks unless you spend an inordinate amount of time on the appearance screen (which I do, but I'm finnicky about how my toons look.) Even then, you just get "less fucking awful" as opposed to "appealing." Seriously? Was face mapping Johnny Depp and Kate Beckinsale that hard? It's idealized features FFS, a 12 year old should be able to get it right drawing on a damned napkin. With mustard. And a spoon. TL;DR: I'm not buying Sun Elf anytime soon, need Warlock first. In an unconventional way. But hey, everybody has their own fetishes�

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5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #15 - Jul 18^th, 2015 at 7:52am	Print Post
	Asheras wrote on Jul 17^th, 2015 at 11:20am: � How could they mess up Helfs so badly? They have Down Syndrome.

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5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #16 - Jul 18^th, 2015 at 7:53am	Print Post
	Angry wrote on Jul 17^th, 2015 at 10:08am: twice when I was running one of my pdks someone told me they like horcs. I'm like "I'M A PDK!". It's the same model with the tusks removed. Even the dances are the same. The devs made a "new" race on a budget.

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Toke Stormreaver Piker Offline ... or maybe I was just smoking something. Posts: 744 Joined: Jan 7^th, 2014	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #17 - Jul 18^th, 2015 at 1:04pm	Print Post
	Could use a twilek race. With dancing.

	If you can roll it you can smoke it.� If you can carve it you can smoke with it.
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yabber Ex Member	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #18 - Jul 18^th, 2015 at 1:50pm	Print Post
	Quote: Specials for: July 17th � 23rd 75% off Half-Blood Champion Bundle False. It is currently full price in the store on July 18th. 1795tp. WTF turdbine? What a bunch of assholes. Nice troll though.


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Ginger_Walri Titan Demolisher Offline Fire. Die In It. Posts: 325 Joined: Apr 11^th, 2014	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #19 - Jul 18^th, 2015 at 8:10pm	Print Post
	5 Foot Step wrote on Jul 18^th, 2015 at 7:53am: The devs made a "new" race on a budget Also, to increase the discount cost they removed the neck in most armors, good cost-cutting strategy.


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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4380 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #20 - Jul 18^th, 2015 at 8:15pm	Print Post
	5 Foot Step wrote on Jul 18^th, 2015 at 7:53am: It's the same model with the tusks removed. Even the dances are the same. The devs made a "new" race on a budget. Same work ethic was applied to the crown of fire, and they seemed surprise at the pushback. Seriously, what do they expect? The PDK were bad - like first year design student using software for the first time bad. Maybe it started as a gag on someone's iPhone using the morphing software for laughs, and then someone (cough.....F_ernando) suggested, "Hey, let's sell it!".

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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #21 - Jul 19^th, 2015 at 3:03am	Print Post
	DropBear wrote on Jul 18^th, 2015 at 8:15pm: Maybe it started as a gag on someone's iPhone using the morphing software for laughs, and then someone (cough.....F_ernando) suggested, "Hey, let's sell it!". You mean, like a fail version of Lara Croft's boobs?

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Ginger_Walri Titan Demolisher Offline Fire. Die In It. Posts: 325 Joined: Apr 11^th, 2014	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #22 - Jul 19^th, 2015 at 4:11am	Print Post
	Revaulting wrote on Jul 19^th, 2015 at 3:03am: You mean, like a fail version of Lara Croft's boobs? I think the entities known as Ms. Croft's boobs would be insulted by comparing them to something sold by Turdbin.


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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #23 - Jul 19^th, 2015 at 4:40am	Print Post
	Ginger_Walri wrote on Jul 19^th, 2015 at 4:11am: I think the entities known as Ms. Croft's boobs would be insulted by comparing them to something sold by Turdbin. Well have her boob's people contact Turdbin's Lego-legs people. Maybe we'll get something horrible, wrong, but amusing out of it. Like Lego-boobs.

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5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Holy pointy-ears Reply #24 - Jul 19^th, 2015 at 4:46am	Print Post
	Revaulting wrote on Jul 19^th, 2015 at 4:40am: Well have her boob's people contact Turdbin's Lego-legs people. Maybe we'll get something horrible, wrong, but amusing out of it. Like Lego-boobs. Did you play the original?

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