Halfmaniac wrote on May 1
st, 2016 at 4:00pm:
An ode to the PVP noobs
You cannot parry, I'm fine with this
Just run around and spam attacks
Throw a boulder, best not miss
When you die just claim they hax
Switch to bows, that is the trend
Need more twists and coin to spend
So here's to you my skill-less friend
Against my shuriken you'll meet your end
I'll fight you, any mode or map
It doesn't matter Lobster or Phoenix
Anytime too, with red bull and a nap
Just promise me you won't die too fast.
Nice. +10 Vault cred for Griffynpuff!
(Those last two lines need trimming though. Tetrameter is the right choice for poking fun; stretching into pentameter really kills the momentum.
I'm not suggesting these word choices specifically, but just to show how the rhythm flows if kept to tetrameter:
I'll fight in any mode or map
It doesn't matter Lobster or Phoenix
Awake with red bull from my nap
Just promise not to die too fast.)