This was back when the House C content just came out, every last faggot was playing an artificer (you know, the Mega Man rip-off with the robot dog and cannon arm) and every other faggot was grinding challenges for the best eckspees in the game AND ingredients to upgrade those alchemical/challenge weapon which (at the time) were OP as FUCK!

We're running TMA on Epic (there was no EE) for base alchemical items, and getting to it felt like the drop scene from Aliens: "we're the ultimate badasses, state of the badass art" etc.  Group full of swinging dicks who obviously caked it before, and thought a caking was in the offing.

Team work makes the dream work, and we just didn't have the right stuff.  Healers were focused on their friends, as opposed to the MVP's.  Casters were trying to steal trash kills instead of clearing trash from either the healers or the people beating down crystals, etc.  It was gross.

Dead nigger storage ensued.

Thankfully, the group managed to leave nothing but the two giant robots and Toven for the one guy who was on a pure ranger, third life, old school AA (with a 500 damage 20 roll crit + the crit damage) and I went all Juke Box Hero on those motherfuckers, jackhammered the living shit out of them, and took out Toven; single handedly. 

Whilst I was laying down the smacketh, the departed were cheerleading from beyond the grave, typing my name into the chatbox one letter at a time, proceeded by  a "gimme an "X" everyone would type "X" into the chat box, gimme a "Y", and a plethora of "Y" ensued, etc; until they spelled out my name several times.

/flex when Toven goes down like Meat-Head's wife because she feels she has no options other than suicide, and we collect out loots after much raising.  I even pulled another alchemical longbow, which I planned on upgrading, but just took up bank space for many, many, fucking many years.

The End.

Yeah while Every. Single. One. of you were idiot Warforged who dumped int, I was the only Artificer on the server (and I would guess in the game) who could single handedly CC epics with a 44 DC Tactical detonator (drow artificer believe it was around a 50 Int back then).   And back then you didnt do Epic without a babysitter (usually was some fucktard insta kill with mass hold who chewed everything up like a fucking bird for the inept melees... speaking of which my melee was also the only one who could kill stuff efficiently WITHOUT the need for Mass hold (dual wielding WOE scimitars... was before the time of epic wards).

Needless to say you can imagine all the crying that went on back then with the people who thought they had some semblance of an idea of what they were doing having their world ripped apart.  Most of them were to stupid and deaf to even be able to deal with it so they put up an unconcsios defense mechanism trying to convince themselves that I didnt know what I was doing because my wizard wasn't enchantment specced with mass hold.   Good times.   

Daggertooth wrote on Nov 5^th, 2016 at 11:49pm:


This sentence...my sides...fuck!

My dad taught me from a very early age, be at one with the animal. We don't want to alarm it, we are just here to observe this beautiful animal in its natural habitat. Crikey. Here we go look at this! Watch how the beast bumps its own threads and replies to itself when no one else gives it the attention it needs to survive. Simply fascinating. HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, YOURE ALRIGHT MATE! These beautiful animals derive a majority of their sustenance from attention, and while it can be sad to watch these amazing animals in distress, the way they over come their obstacles and hunger is quite frankly stunning. STAY LOW STAY LOW but get a close up. I don't want to alarm it. We are getting some great footage. Come on lets see if we cant get a little bit closer eh? What a beautiful animal. Unlike most beasts out here, this marvelous creature is one of few that doesnt live in packs. Some Zoologists have even claimed they may go their entire lives without a mate or a social unit. Its amazing that these wonders of nature can even survive with a reproduction rate so low! Truly, one of the most lovely animals i have ever been fortunate enough to see with my own eyes. Crikey!

Soloing EE FOT @ lvl. 25 cap was quite a feat, however, it did not feel uber because it several people had accomplished that in short order.  Soloing the ADQ raid on Epic at lvl. 20 cap was awesomesauce like a motherfucker though.

Asheras wrote on Nov 15^th, 2016 at 10:07am:


I know, right?!  I didn't even have EEFOT soloed one week before several videos popped up of people soloing it; lame!

Asheras wrote on Nov 15^th, 2016 at 12:11pm:

HESARANGER

OnePercenter wrote on Nov 16^th, 2016 at 6:06pm:



LOL

Frank wrote on Nov 17^th, 2016 at 12:48am:


I have to say, was obsessed with ranged toons since they provided more tactical options than melees; and I didn't have to put up desperate lfms waiting for a healer since I wouldn't get touched in heroics. 

does being the first person to solo Shroud on a bard before bards got swashbuckler and people suddenly liked them count?  (slow AF completion still counts as a completion)

28.  16 bard 2 rogue 2 barb. melee. and like i said, before swashbuckler became a thing.

pajama tanked Harry with dark monk

told healers and ranged to cast jump and get on the wall like 10 times but everyone was an expert already

everyone died when the blades came out cause dps was weaksauce

had to switch between DR breaker and stonedust to keep myself alive

took about 10 minutes but i finally beat that fucker down

this game used to be fun

this was pre asshole jerry days when you could troll motherfuckers on the mother board