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"Me play DDO real good!" The retard build thread
Feb 2nd, 2017 at 12:21am
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Do you play DDO?

Do you not understand the rules?

DO you still want to 'belong' on the Vault?

Do you have a crippling lack of self-awareness?

And finally, do you feel compelled to post about subject you know nothing about?

Well then, this is the thread for you! Now grab your crayons and start posting here.






Meanwhile, stop posting on the real fucking threads. 
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Re: "Me play DDO real good!" The retard build thread
Reply #1 - Feb 2nd, 2017 at 10:44am
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Here's one I couldn't pull the trigger on as it kept feeling flat as I tried:
sun efl cleric/warlock/fvs 13/6/1

looking for light dmg etc.

enlightened scholar 2 cores, 3 pts on spirit defence 1 on rewards of tribute, 3 on t2 power of enlightenment 3 on t3 power of enlightenment 1 on spirit basion

divine disciple 4 cores, 3 on nimbus, 3 on light sp pwr, 6 on light crit, 6 on t2 light crit, 3 on searing light, 3 on light sp. pwr, 3 on holy smite, 3 on flame strike, 2 on divine empower, 2 on light sp pwr

angel of veng 1 core 3 on scourge, 2 on smiting

sun elf 1 core, 2 on rej of dawn, 2 on arcane fluid, 6 on arcanum, 6 on light of sun god, 3 on aura or radiance, 3 on amaunator's brilliance

looked like 130 light sp pwr, some light crit chance, caster lvl

Was a 2nd pass that I tried just making a throw away iconic to 15.  Left it sitting.
  

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Re: "Me play DDO real good!" The retard build thread
Reply #2 - Feb 2nd, 2017 at 10:51am
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herp

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derp derp herp derp

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Reply #3 - Feb 2nd, 2017 at 11:15am
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Re: "Me play DDO real good!" The retard build thread
Reply #4 - Feb 2nd, 2017 at 11:16am
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Three years ago I lost a bet (who could solo a tower fastest) and had to run a whirling steel strike 8/6/6 paladin monk wizard life as a result.
  

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Reply #5 - Feb 2nd, 2017 at 11:18am
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Cleric's Martyrdom now removes Turn Undead charges reliably.
Paladin's Eternal Defender now removed Turn Undead charges reliably.


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Reply #6 - Feb 2nd, 2017 at 11:25am
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Thank goodness those clerics were just so OP!  Grin Grin Grin
  
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Reply #7 - Feb 2nd, 2017 at 12:16pm
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RemRemi wrote on Feb 2nd, 2017 at 11:25am:
Thank goodness those clerics were just so OP!  Grin Grin Grin


Obvoiusly, you never built a clonkcher.
  
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Reply #8 - Feb 2nd, 2017 at 1:50pm
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[] wrote on Feb 2nd, 2017 at 12:16pm:
Obvoiusly, you never built a clonkcher.


Well at least your posting in the right thread retard.
  
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Re: "Me play DDO real good!" The retard build thread
Reply #9 - Feb 10th, 2017 at 6:14pm
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I assume this must not be a good build, because surely someone else would have suggested it before, right?

     Monk 12/Rogue 8      
     Feats      
1      Power Attack      
1H      Stunning Blow      
2(M1)      THF      
3      Cleave      
3(M2)      Dodge      
6      G Cleave      
7(M6)      Mobility      
9      ITHF      
12      IC: Blud      
15      GTHF      
18      Master of Forms      
21      Overwhelming Crit      
24      Grandmaster of forms      
26      Perfect Two Weapon Fighting      
27      Blinding Speed      
28      Elusive Target      
29      Dire Charge      
30      Scion of the Astral Plane      
           
Tier 5 in TA, HM for MP and more qstaff damage.
Ninja Spy/Assassin if you want more SA dice, Shintao for more survivability.
You'd probably want to pick up the Flashbang and No Mercy from Ninja Spy for more helpessness inducing and dmg.
  
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Reply #10 - Feb 11th, 2017 at 3:39am
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Well at least your posting in the right thread retard.


Well at least you're posting in the right retard thread.

FTFY
  

No, let me be Frank.

Digimonk wrote on Dec 8th, 2016 at 12:39pm:
I've had multiple RoSS rot just from doing the explorer points in Sands across multiple lives since it is exclusive.


Smart players know how to use buyback.

Digimonk wrote on Dec 22nd, 2016 at 1:58pm:
I will not chone.

I did what I did intentionally and while my primary purpose was not to annoy the other Vaulties, I acknowledge that it was a side effect.


Smart people don't elicit "side effects."  They understand in advance the consequences of their actions.
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Re: "Me play DDO real good!" The retard build thread
Reply #11 - Feb 11th, 2017 at 10:08am
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LETS DO THIS
My super awesome build: the Purinator

How to play: Do the stuff that works best that is available

Gear: the only good one for this build
Helmet: that one that is nice
Necklace: from that quest- the one that has monsters
Trinket: swap between the really useful one and the cool one
Goggles: cannith crafted
Armor: the one from that raid
Bracers: the one from that chain
Gloves: the one from that other chain
Fanny Pack: the one you farmed ingredients for
Boots: the other one you farmed ingredients for
Ring 1: the one that makes sense
Ring 2: the other one that makes sense



Leveling order: VERY IMPORTANT
Level 1: Starting class
Level 2: Same class
Level 3: Same class
Level 4: Same class
Level 5: Same class
Level 6: Same class
Level 7: Same class
Level 8: Same class
Level 9: Same class
Level 10: Same class
Level 11: Same class
Level 12: Same class
Level 13: Same class
Level 14: Same class
Level 15: Same class
Level 16: Same class
Level 17: Same class
Level 18: Same class
Level 19: Same class
Level 20: Same class

Skill trees:
80 AP into the options that dont suck

Feats:
The ones that arent bad

ED: the only one people use that makes sense with this build

make sure you credit me every time you build this build cause i spent days theory building and running the numbers

the dps is mathematically verified by 3rd parties
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Re: "Me play DDO real good!" The retard build thread
Reply #12 - Feb 11th, 2017 at 12:35pm
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eighnuss wrote on Feb 11th, 2017 at 10:08am:
LETS DO THIS
My super awesome build: the Purinator

How to play: Do the stuff that works best that is available

Gear: the only good one for this build
Helmet: that one that is nice
Necklace: from that quest- the one that has monsters
Trinket: swap between the really useful one and the cool one
Goggles: cannith crafted
Armor: the one from that raid
Bracers: the one from that chain
Gloves: the one from that other chain
Fanny Pack: the one you farmed ingredients for
Boots: the other one you farmed ingredients for
Ring 1: the one that makes sense
Ring 2: the other one that makes sense



Leveling order: VERY IMPORTANT
Level 1: Starting class
Level 2: Same class
Level 3: Same class
Level 4: Same class
Level 5: Same class
Level 6: Same class
Level 7: Same class
Level 8: Same class
Level 9: Same class
Level 10: Same class
Level 11: Same class
Level 12: Same class
Level 13: Same class
Level 14: Same class
Level 15: Same class
Level 16: Same class
Level 17: Same class
Level 18: Same class
Level 19: Same class
Level 20: Same class

Skill trees:
80 AP into the options that dont suck

Feats:
The ones that arent bad

ED: the only one people use that makes sense with this build

make sure you credit me every time you build this build cause i spent days theory building and running the numbers

the dps is mathematically verified by 3rd parties

I did that build several years ago.  Where's  my credit ?
  

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Re: "Me play DDO real good!" The retard build thread
Reply #13 - Feb 11th, 2017 at 3:09pm
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Exploiter.
  

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Reply #14 - Feb 11th, 2017 at 3:33pm
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he's a warlock
  

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Reply #15 - Feb 11th, 2017 at 5:59pm
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They're gonna need that bitch into oblivion.
  

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