harharharhar wrote on Apr 26^th, 2017 at 7:10pm:


on it, thanks for the ideas

edit: want to avoid truly external links, this is meant to be a wiki consolidator, not a DDO link consolidator.

double edit: done, clear your cache and check it out! it takes a while for gh-pages to propagate sometimes so be patient

Frank wrote on Apr 26^th, 2017 at 6:24pm:

the guy is alone that he clings to the wiki being a certain way even if the other way is an improvement.

I could imagine his life right now, so devoid of human interaction on a daily basis that he resorts to naming wiki pages after mythological goddesses. The main page, named after Aphrodite, was his muse. His inspiration, his one mark he could leave on the world wishing to be remembered for. He poured his passions and hopes into it nightly. Some people have pets, or a banzai tree. But not shoe. No. He had a love one would only find once in a lifetime. It didn't matter that she wasn't "real". She was real to him and that's all that counted.

He secretly wished every night that she would come alive. Alone in the dark corner of his empty room by the nightstand. The same nightstand where people would have pictures of their loved ones. Memories of life and of love. Keepsakes of the heart. It didn't matter and to him he had barely noticed. The woman in his life was too demanding for such distractions. His cold mistress emanating a pale blue light on a white background. It flashed as the shadows scurried away. Her face revealed in all her beauty in that dark room where he spent his nights. 

The tasks were thankless. Oh, how he wanted to be thanked for his daily nurturing. His every waking moment spent caring for her. To be appreciated just once? Was that too much to ask, he thought to himself. But she never reciprocated. Not once. The lack of affection had steadily weighed on his psyche. A daily reminder of his shortcomings and failures. It would prove to be too much, causing a downward spiral that affected every thing in his life. His friends no longer kept in contact with him, he didn't notice. He could not. He had missed far too many birthdays, weddings, baby showers all were ignored in favor of finding new links to add to her. To complete her body. His family had passed away through the years and he had not noticed. Missing the funerals as he contracted RSI slaving away painstakingly by that nightstand. 

Why is shoefucker such a dumbass...

That said: I think having a link to the latest update/patch's release notes would be pretty useful (not that its completely necessary).

+1 Rubbins

literally beautiful

you could write ddo dialogue in an ideal world where we patreon you

Technomage wrote on Apr 27^th, 2017 at 12:04am:


If a page like this isn't useful to you, that's ok It's meant as an alternative to those who want something like this as a landing. That being said, dashboards like this are not for everyone.

Have a good one

Rubbinns wrote on Apr 26^th, 2017 at 8:01pm:


Beautiful. /tears
You should write a book, Rubbinns.

Halfmaniac wrote on Apr 27^th, 2017 at 4:48am:


It would have to be a pop-up book... with sections to use crayons... this crew deserves only the very best. 

Don't think I have looked at the front page for the wiki in over 7 years.  I just search (search engine of choice) "ddo wiki deception" or "ddo wiki barbarian" etc.

I think the Dashboard is awesome and SM seems like a control freak (polite version) to me

spathic wrote on Apr 26^th, 2017 at 7:50pm:

Oh god... the shithole? Whew... not sure I want drama that bad.

Thanks anyway.

Starkjade wrote on Apr 27^th, 2017 at 7:45pm:

Wikitwat I think. The script format is solid, the whole thing is about as funny as one of Shakespeare's comedies.

Thanks for the compliments, guys.

Starkjade wrote on Apr 27^th, 2017 at 7:45pm:

Seriously. Why can't he just say thank you for helping out. The updated page looks great, imo

http://ddowikidashboard.webege.com/