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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Ask Severlin May 31^st, 2017 at 10:06am	Print Post
	Personally, I hope that when DDO finally goes off line, Severlin becomes an advice columnist. Q: I run a strip club but my strippers have gotten old and have crabs.� Is it time to hire some new girls? A: Training new strippers takes time and money; just upgrade the ones you have now!� I suggest upgrading all your existing girls by one cup size.� Since boob jobs are expensive, cut costs and do it yourself!� You�ll need: one bottle of whiskey, one box cutter, a needle and thread and some rolled up socks.� Your girls will be making you more money by the end of the night! Q: My bar is infested with rats, can you recommend a good exterminator? A: Build an expansion out of old cardboard boxes and add some fancy new drinks!� With more room and drinks, no one will even notice the rats! Q: My car needs a new timing belt, do you know anyone reliable but cheap who can fix it for me? A: My cousin can install the engine from a 72 Impala to the roof of your car and there�s barely any chance it will fall through the roof and crush you! Q: My mother is terminally ill� (snip) A: No she isn�t!� Buy a pi�ata! Q: I think my husband�s been cheating on me and I have no idea what to do. A: Put up some smiley face wall paper!� That�ll chase your blues away! Q: I have a flat tire, I�m willing to bet you�d suggest letting the air out of the other tires. A: Of course not!� Let the air out of TWO of the other tires and inflate the remaining one to a giant, super tire.� Also, I find air fresheners mask the smell of failure.�

	Turbine policy - glitches and poor coding resulting in interference of your game play or enjoyment will be ignored.� Glitches or poor coding on the developers side that at all benefit your game play or enjoyment will result in your character being banned and/or items from your inventory deleted.� Please report all bugs via our bug report...when it works.
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Technomage Epic Poster Offline And so it begins... Posts: 4444 Location: Tucson, AZ Joined: Aug 27^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: Ask Severlin Reply #1 - May 31^st, 2017 at 10:29am	Print Post


	Do not try the patience of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocation of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
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5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Ask Severlin Reply #2 - May 31^st, 2017 at 3:59pm	Print Post
	Skoodge wrote on May 31^st, 2017 at 10:06am: Personally, I hope that when DDO finally goes off line, Severlin becomes an advice columnist. Skoodge! Where have you been?

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Skoodge LORD OF BOOBS Offline Whatever Posts: 3702 Location: Why? You want to visit me? Joined: Jul 19^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Ask Severlin Reply #3 - May 31^st, 2017 at 4:14pm	Print Post
	5 Foot Step wrote on May 31^st, 2017 at 3:59pm: Skoodge! Where have you been? Playing some high quality games and not dealing with pointless drama. But I kind of ran out of high quality games to play...so maybe the pointless might help kill a little time

	Turbine policy - glitches and poor coding resulting in interference of your game play or enjoyment will be ignored.� Glitches or poor coding on the developers side that at all benefit your game play or enjoyment will result in your character being banned and/or items from your inventory deleted.� Please report all bugs via our bug report...when it works.
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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Ask Severlin Reply #4 - May 31^st, 2017 at 7:06pm	Print Post
	Skoodge wrote on May 31^st, 2017 at 4:14pm: But I kind of ran out of high quality games to play...so maybe the pointless might help kill a little time I hear air fresheners can help.

	Silence is golden, but I only get silver rolls.
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Farmer Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Dharma! Posts: 117 Joined: Aug 26^th, 2016	Re: Ask Severlin Reply #5 - Jun 1^st, 2017 at 10:37am	Print Post
	lol


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Wipe VoD Slasher Offline Posts: 1917 Joined: Mar 26^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Ask Severlin Reply #6 - Jun 2^nd, 2017 at 6:08am	Print Post
	Why are you such a clueless imbecile ?


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m4lacka Horoluth Raider Offline Coitus ergo sum. Posts: 2494 Joined: Mar 19^th, 2014	Re: Ask Severlin Reply #7 - Jun 2^nd, 2017 at 8:36am	Print Post
	Skoodge wrote on May 31^st, 2017 at 10:06am: Q: My mother is terminally ill� (snip) A: No she isn�t!� Buy a pi�ata! At this point I realized you were metaphorically speaking about DDO in EVERY Q&A couples.

	Vaultaccount wrote on Aug 29^th, 2016 at 7:06pm: The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics. Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed. Arkat wrote on Apr 2^nd, 2014 at 4:14pm: And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently! Wow. Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School? No? Then STFU you fucking amateur. Meat-Head wrote on Jul 29^th, 2015 at 12:03am: Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people. IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8^th, 2014 at 5:40pm: Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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