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Nokowi    
  38 (8.2%)
Azuredragonas    
  16 (3.4%)
Chai    
  60 (12.9%)
Trudh    
  46 (9.9%)
Jakeelalal    
  27 (5.8%)
Fran    
  102 (21.9%)
Permabanned    
  23 (4.9%)
Uska    
  32 (6.9%)
Qhualor    
  42 (9.0%)
DDOTalk    
  80 (17.2%)




Total votes: 466
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I may have missed some gay and retarded posters and some were omitted not because they aren't deserving, but because the others are just better at being stupid. Honorable mention goes to Vish, not due to content rather due to his irritating haiku roleplaying shit that makes me fucking rage inside.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Glad to see my motherboard handle wasn't prolific enough to make your list.
  

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All of the above.
  
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You're missing that DDOTalk fag. That guy is the biggest ass kissing shit eating fuck wit on the mobo.

  
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Turd_Ferguson wrote on Aug 2nd, 2017 at 10:35pm:
You're missing that DDOTalk fag. That guy is the biggest ass kissing shit eating fuck wit on the mobo.


That guy is truly gay, retarded, and French.
  
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apparently, judging by the replies received in this thread, the list is not inclusive enough? we can, if people wished, place any poster omitted if you strongly feel that they could be a good candidate for the shitties mobo poster of 2017. this is a democracy and none are exempt. I will notch 2 votes for DDOTalk. Perhaps when more votes come in and we arrive to some consensus I can then swap names out to reflect the true voice of the people. Polls close on 2018.

Contestants, may the odds be ever in your favor.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Turd_Ferguson wrote on Aug 2nd, 2017 at 10:35pm:
You're missing that DDOTalk fag. That guy is the biggest ass kissing shit eating fuck wit on the mobo.


I vote for DDOTalk too.  That guy is a total loser.
  
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this poll is bullshit without Fran. Or qhalor.
  
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Asheras wrote on Aug 2nd, 2017 at 11:35pm:
this poll is bullshit without Fran. Or qhalor. 

that is 1 vote for Fran and 1 vote for Qhualor.

Asheras wrote on Aug 2nd, 2017 at 11:33pm:
I vote for DDOTalk too. 

3 for DDOTalk.


  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Chai's Lawyer speak makes the skin crawl like a legless Nam-vet across a field of viet cong blood mixed with the cries of dying american men who were secretly gay with me and your mom. I raped your dog. Twice. Once with a dead veteran's leg bone.

Leg. Bone.

aaaaaah schwingggg and a misss......

+1 Chai. Dumb cow on too much estrogen.
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honored to make the list.

no better validation that my posting style is achieving the desired effect than irritating a bunch of cunts who revel in irritating others.

i will wear your praise with pride.

nvm i was removed. </3
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Polls have been updated to better reflect the community's candidates. This is an anonymous poll for people wishing to keep their identity secret. Considerations on candidates that were omitted off the list were judged based on many factors. The winners have better stats all across the board. Mainly factoring in consistency, volume, number of words written, style, pace, peaks and lows.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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randomvaultname wrote on Aug 3rd, 2017 at 12:04am:
honored to make the list.

no better validation that my posting style is achieving the desired effect than irritating a bunch of cunts who revel in irritating others.

i will wear your praise with pride.

nvm i was removed. </3

You can still make it. Consistency is key.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Boycotting vote till Fran is added.  Nobody is worse.  It isn't even close.
  
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randomvaultname wrote on Aug 3rd, 2017 at 12:04am:
honored to make the list.

no better validation that my posting style is achieving the desired effect than irritating a bunch of cunts who revel in irritating others.

i will wear your praise with pride.

nvm i was removed. </3

Am I to assume this is dwarfforged? I would assume Jaspirion as to be slightly more nuanced in his posts than The_one_dwarfforged. Sorry if I am wrong. Notify me and I will correct the discrepancy.
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Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Asheras wrote on Aug 3rd, 2017 at 12:13am:
Boycotting vote till Fran is added.  Nobody is worse.  It isn't even close.

he is in there. his style is probably the most unique amongst the posters from his unorthodox approaches. has a moderate, but steady pace, good volume, and good word count, all punctuated(literally) with top tier passive aggressiveness. And for that his stats are definitely good enough to be a candidate.   
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Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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WonderfulFoppyBint wrote on Aug 2nd, 2017 at 11:59pm:
Chai's Lawyer speak makes the skin crawl like a legless Nam-vet across a field of viet cong blood mixed with the cries of dying american men who were secretly gay with me and your mom.

A very astute observation. Chai does posses the most prolific word count combined with great all time numbers specifically in consistency, pace, and volume.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Asheras wrote on Aug 2nd, 2017 at 11:35pm:
qhalor.

Analyzing his stats shows a low to moderate word count, but facing a slight decline in pace currently and maybe facing a low due to quitting playing. But he does possess good volume and his consistency is very good giving him an efficiently high rate of stupid posts.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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randomvaultname wrote on Aug 3rd, 2017 at 12:04am:
honored to make the list.

no better validation that my posting style is achieving the desired effect than irritating a bunch of cunts who revel in irritating others.

i will wear your praise with pride.

nvm i was removed. </3

We are sorry to have had to remove you, MR. the_one-dwarfforged. Do not lose faith and we encourage you to keep trying because opportunity exists for everyone equally. your posting style is distinctively low tier for even the lowest on this list, having a low vocabulary with a monotonous tone is only a flaw. your pace, consistency and volume are also lacking. however you do posses a moderate word count per post and a penchant to show conviction in your posts.
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Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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This should have been a multiple choice, bro!
How can you expect me to vote for others when there's Frantard on the list?  Grin  Grin Grin
  

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Alex DeLarge wrote on Aug 3rd, 2017 at 2:27am:
This should have been a multiple choice, bro!
How can you expect me to vote for others when there's Frantard on the list?  Grin  Grin Grin

corrected the issue and guest voting has also been enabled.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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I voted for Trudh because no one corrected me but I'm pretty sure he's the one who said he was going to infiltrate the vault and "learn all their secrets and bring them down from the inside."  If it wasn't him, whoever said that (like multiple times during the 2014 dupefest) deserves to be on the list.  Still the stupidest thing I've ever read on the mainboards.*

*To be fair, I almost completely stopped posting after joining the vault.  Yeah, the vault is full of assholes, but the motherboards are full of clueless douchebags.   
  

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I miss Rubbinns  Cheesy Cheesy
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DDOTalk definitely, you should see some of his posts in the PC forums. -sarcasm-
  
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This is like picking the worst STD.  I would rather just avoid them all.
  
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