Wipe wrote on Sep 30
th, 2017 at 2:10pm:
But real heroes let others speak about their deeds.
Sigh.
So, this bitch, lost as fuck.
Rubbinns invited her to party and her issues were deep, nigga. Hella deep. To start off she had been playing for 3 days and ddo was her first pc game. She had just purchased $40 worth of ddo points using her husband's CC, for 3 LR hearts, vet status and a druid because she followed a guide that said druid would benefit from 3 sorc lives.
Rubbinns had to calmly tell her to breathe and stop crying hysterically because her hubby was going to come home and probably beat her for the 40 bucks she spent on ddo. She said she would be in trouble because he monitors everything when
Rubbinns told her not to tell him.
Anyway, this bitch thought that LRing means TRing, and she had fucked up her character by having 3 sorc and 4 druid levels.
Rubbinns spent about an hour mansplaning to her how to select her class trees, where trainers are and what they do, and the mysteries of the universe. She had never even played a quest before. Didnt understand why she had to wait 3 days to use her hearts again. And just thought about curling up into a little ball and awaiting her beating when hubby came home. She thought about quitting the game because it's set up like a fucking scam for idiots. After rescuing her like the aspca,
Rubbinns sent her off to Legends of Orien. A fantastic guild and decent folk who are doing a great service to ddo. Not that any new players would know because the forums don't have shit stickied anywhere and promote posting aversion mechanics. Which is another rant, but why the fuck don't you sticky something, cordo? You useless fat fuck.
Rubbinns bought her some lv 7 gear from the AH, taught her how to use the AH. Because obviously searching for wisdom to find wisdom items yields squat since Sev thought it'd be just swell to name that shit prudent. GJ, dipshit.
Rubbinns got the poor thing some potions, wands, and 100k plat. More than what
Rubbinns use every life because
his frandz are op and
he just blatantly pike on them niggas while wasting their resources as
he charges head first into carnage reapers with reckless abandon. Why doesnt ddo have some sort of btc tokens that can be traded in for btc potions and wands, some good starting gear based on melee/caster/lost kitten, which is selectable on logging in? Why is this game so bad?
Well the LoO guild took her in and even got her on her first quests in the game. Yay, good deed made me feel all warm inside.
Rubbinns truly is a vault hero.
Fuck Creepy Uncle Plays with Dolls.