here is another for your enjoyment trolls, my 7 year old too is a black belt, and most likely would whip both Jelly and Alex, let that sink in and enjoy the entertainment...

You two really have nothing better to do than this? Go grow a garden, or get married, raise kids, build a company, or maybe even earn your racial completionists while you are at it... 

You are welcome. At least you are quite easily entertained...

"Posts: 2702" wow ... you really don't get out much do ya?

Truth wrote on Dec 13^th, 2017 at 2:29am:

as opposed to 100191278263455849 ddo hours?

Rubbinns wrote on Dec 13^th, 2017 at 4:05am:


And he didn't even Icywave his completionist even though "he runs a successful business".

Rubbinns wrote on Dec 13^th, 2017 at 4:05am:


I’ve got that beat by at least a weekend or two

Jelly_Muffin wrote on Dec 13^th, 2017 at 12:19am:



See:


Slick Stick wrote on Dec 12^th, 2017 at 3:45pm:


You can't really think this is entertainment can you?


Tangelina wrote on Dec 13^th, 2017 at 10:43am:


I would almost agree with you, except it's worthless. It really deserves to get cubed...

This thread was over the second I called it old and tired. Your welcome

Truth wrote on Dec 12^th, 2017 at 11:15pm:

More than anything else, being a good parent requires spending a lot of time with them.  You read to/with them.  You play with them.  You teach them and help them with their homework.  You discipline them.  You feed and bathe them.  You go to their extra-curricular activities, etc.  In fact, for all of the parents I know who I'd say are great at it, it's essentially a full-time second job.

I find it hard to believe that anyone could run a business on a daily basis and spend enough time in DDO to grind out 30 racial PLs before anyone else on your server without using stones or exploits and still manage to spend enough proper, quality time with your kids and with your spouse.  Most parents I know are lucky to squeeze an hour in each day for the gym.  Spending hours upon hours grinding PLs in DDO is a non-starter.


Truth wrote on Dec 13^th, 2017 at 1:48am:

This is stupid on so many levels.

Any adult who puts in enough time and effort to earn a legitimate black belt would know there is a vast difference between a juvenile and an adult black belt.  In fact, the reputable and legit schools I'm familiar with usually require children to re-test or start as a mid-level under belt in adults and work their way back up once they're old enough and physically capable of competing with adults.  I suppose you think an all-star tee baller could play for a high school team, too?

The second thing any adult with a legit black belt should know is that if you're any good, you don't need to brag about it, much less brag about your 7-year old's black belt.   Doing that is just gay and retarded on top of being pretty disrespectful of the belt/rank and what it stands for.

Of course, there are plenty of the rubber-stamp belt factories where you pay $$, take some auto-pass test and get your next belt/rank even though you can't spar your way out of a wet paper bag.  Given the bragging and internet tough-guy act, I suspect this is likely your scenario.


For reference, I'll submit this as a pretty good example of the average 7 year old child in martial arts:

Truth wrote on Dec 13^th, 2017 at 12:23pm:

First on server with 8k posts

Digimonk wrote on Dec 13^th, 2017 at 12:54pm:


Most schools have age restrictions on ranks, starting at Black belt on up. Well, ones worth attending anyways.

Epoch wrote on Dec 13^th, 2017 at 3:47pm:

Might depend on the style as to the specifics.  Aside from differentiating between adult and non-adult versions, the styles I'm familiar with aren't restricted by specific ages. 

They do however generally require X number of years of active study and contribution to the art/community in your current rank before being eligible for promotion to the next rank.  There are also some commonly accepted practices for accelerating that process a bit if you already hold black belts in other styles and can prove a high level of proficiency in the relevant one since many of the core skills are universal.

Either way, any legitimate black belt from any respectable style should know that bragging about a 7-year old having a black belt and being an adult-ass-kicking badass is a serious facepalm moment.

~Noms more Poppycorn from the sidelines~

Rubbins lol noted...

He makes $100k/weekend playing high stakes poker against professional golfers.

He enjoys skiing "double black flag" trails during the day in Colorado while working nights at a McDonald's in Puerto Rico.