I give you a gift you don't want or need in any way. You're welcome.

https://vimeo.com/912038421?share=copy

Taylor Swift you are not. And are we grateful for that.

Head-Meat wrote on Feb 11^th, 2024 at 12:47pm:


MOAR! 

I want the lyrics too


PS: That is so not the voice I had in my head for you, kind of expected something "older". 'Bout freaking time we had someone doing ddo songs 

Edrein wrote on Feb 11^th, 2024 at 7:05pm:


Feature not a bug.

Standing Stone Games wrote on Feb 11^th, 2024 at 6:20pm:



And what an epic post it is.
Wasn't there a special board for 1k posts? I want to be special.

Snu Snu wrote on Feb 12^th, 2024 at 4:39pm:




I been chillin out in “Ebbie”, I just washed up on a ship.   
On the beach some fool called Jeets is talking crazy--he’s a trip

Thought I’d go hit the inn, grab some ale, and just kick it
next I know Celemas is yelling SMITE THE WICKED

So this is how it goes round here, they want me fighting with no fear
Handing me a sword, will I survive? it’s not clear

Cause now they got me runnin’ down a crypt so Heyton rests
These traps can slap scary get back-- but hey where the crests?

I’m grabbing scrolls, doin puzzles and even killing rats
spiders from the floor, yo can’t yall get some cats?

[I’m Guar]ding crystals from cultists ya know my weapons they smokin (12)
This Drexelhand is evoking suspic’n, spells being spoken

This is my adventure, it’s my journey
All my trainers out here got me learning
With some gold I paid a friend called Byron
Monsters come around here, that boy wylin, wylin in Korthos…

Who really runs this place, the mayor? What? Coinlords?
Hmm… I guess if they paying, I’m playing--you feel me?


Where were we? Oh Stop <beat> the Collaborator don’t listen
That Jacoby’s a liar, clear the inn it’s the mission
Follow to the cellar and just crush the opposition
Loot all the chests on the way don’t need permission

Out Explorin all the crazy punks who swinging clubs they lazy
Now they vision gettin hazy, they’ll be pushin up the daisies
Yeah They don’t even amaze me cause their damage it don’t phase me
Best Get up outta my facey,  sword’ll make you just like swayze

Got frozen giants in tunnels and I musta smacked my noggin
I haven’t even mentioned all the of lizard folk suahaugin
Hit the manufactury, ya know I’m looking for lars
Crystals and cold jets and dogs behind bars

This is my adventure, it’s my journey
All my trainers out here got me learning
Up Misery’s Peak  we’re bout a mile in
Stay on this Island you be wylin, wylin in Korthos…

This snowy mountain goes forever with its light beams and levers
Mindflayer thinking he clever, but I ain’t stopping no never
Wait what about the ice flenser this quest is quite the endeavor
Squid face controlling however now the connection is severed

Ok dragonsfree now just give me the chest
I know I’m a hero I’m know I’m the best
But you don’t know what you get when you get loots
Like it could be armors or bracers or boots
Could be an exotic repeater that shoots
Or it could be garbage and that’s just the truth

Like you you dont know what you get Meats in the boot
You don’t know WHAT you get Meats in the booth.
could be funny or silly go on make your tally
Could be about legends coming outta the alley
Yo Some day I’ll get to be just like those ones
But Minus the wipes you know those aren’t fun

This is my adventure, it’s my journey
All my trainers out here got me learning
Fixed all their problems ya know it gets harder
Taking a boat over to the harbor leavin’ Korthos

Keep going for more.

SpaceGoat wrote on Feb 12^th, 2024 at 11:39pm:


This helped thanks!

Dude has the energy of an 80 y.o., I thought I'd never get through this song.

Alex DeLarge wrote on Feb 13^th, 2024 at 12:20am:



I noticed that too upon re-listening. Next one will be better.

I've never done this before! But, I'd venture to say that I'm above the average DDO-rapper-who-did-their-first-rap-ever-at-age-43. In that category, I'm killing it holding my own out here!

Head-Meat wrote on Feb 13^th, 2024 at 12:17pm:


And here I thought you were stoned. It gave this work a little extra spice. I am disappointed now.

for all the posturing we are some of the most straight laced kiwanis club bad asses you'll ever meet

Standing Stone Games wrote on Feb 14^th, 2024 at 11:06am:



You would.

I'm about 50% done with my harbor-related rap. It's different. Better in some ways. Worse in others. But, I think it'll be at least mildly entertaining. I'll probably have it up by the weekend.