Snu Snu wrote on Feb 12
th, 2024 at 4:39pm:
@head-meat
can you post the lyrics?
I been chillin out in “Ebbie”, I just washed up on a ship.
On the beach some fool called Jeets is talking crazy--he’s a trip
Thought I’d go hit the inn, grab some ale, and just kick it
next I know Celemas is yelling SMITE THE WICKED
So this is how it goes round here, they want me fighting with no fear
Handing me a sword, will I survive? it’s not clear
Cause now they got me runnin’ down a crypt so Heyton rests
These traps can slap scary get back-- but hey where the crests?
I’m grabbing scrolls, doin puzzles and even killing rats
spiders from the floor, yo can’t yall get some cats?
[I’m Guar]ding crystals from cultists ya know my weapons they smokin (12)
This Drexelhand is evoking suspic’n, spells being spoken
This is my adventure, it’s my journey
All my trainers out here got me learning
With some gold I paid a friend called Byron
Monsters come around here, that boy wylin, wylin in Korthos…
Who really runs this place, the mayor? What? Coinlords?
Hmm… I guess if they paying, I’m playing--you feel me?
Where were we? Oh Stop <beat> the Collaborator don’t listen
That Jacoby’s a liar, clear the inn it’s the mission
Follow to the cellar and just crush the opposition
Loot all the chests on the way don’t need permission
Out Explorin all the crazy punks who swinging clubs they lazy
Now they vision gettin hazy, they’ll be pushin up the daisies
Yeah They don’t even amaze me cause their damage it don’t phase me
Best Get up outta my facey, sword’ll make you just like swayze
Got frozen giants in tunnels and I musta smacked my noggin
I haven’t even mentioned all the of lizard folk suahaugin
Hit the manufactury, ya know I’m looking for lars
Crystals and cold jets and dogs behind bars
This is my adventure, it’s my journey
All my trainers out here got me learning
Up Misery’s Peak we’re bout a mile in
Stay on this Island you be wylin, wylin in Korthos…
This snowy mountain goes forever with its light beams and levers
Mindflayer thinking he clever, but I ain’t stopping no never
Wait what about the ice flenser this quest is quite the endeavor
Squid face controlling however now the connection is severed
Ok dragonsfree now just give me the chest
I know I’m a hero I’m know I’m the best
But you don’t know what you get when you get loots
Like it could be armors or bracers or boots
Could be an exotic repeater that shoots
Or it could be garbage and that’s just the truth
Like you you dont know what you get Meats in the boot
You don’t know WHAT you get Meats in the booth.
could be funny or silly go on make your tally
Could be about legends coming outta the alley
Yo Some day I’ll get to be just like those ones
But Minus the wipes you know those aren’t fun
This is my adventure, it’s my journey
All my trainers out here got me learning
Fixed all their problems ya know it gets harder
Taking a boat over to the harbor leavin’ Korthos