One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"









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A family be at the dinner table. The lad asks his father, "Da, how many kinds of boobs are there?"

The aul man, surprised, answers, "Well, lad, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, her boobs are like melons, round & firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them & they make you cry."

This infuriat...ed his wife & daughter, so the young wan asks, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?"

The aul wan smiles & answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty & hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After 50, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up & the balls be just for decoration."

Amazing Em.

aDifferentHandle wrote on Sep 28^th, 2011 at 9:07am:


Mutual hatred of others brings us together.

stainer wrote on Sep 28^th, 2011 at 11:00am:


An' elsewhere am sure.  Fact I heard it from Lynn, just thought appropriate to share seein' how you all tend to like boobies.

Maxwell Edison wrote on Sep 28^th, 2011 at 11:43am:

This ^

Fancy spammer even has a bird in sig

Emili wrote on Sep 28^th, 2011 at 12:06pm:


We're out of eggs.

Strakeln wrote on Sep 28^th, 2011 at 8:55pm:

And that is a cool bird sig tbh

Maxwell Edison wrote on Sep 29^th, 2011 at 11:46am:



No no no, that meme is retarded and must stay away.

Maxwell Edison wrote on Sep 29^th, 2011 at 11:48am:

More like resistance just makes it worse

JakLee wrote on Sep 29^th, 2011 at 11:41am:

JC wrote on Sep 29^th, 2011 at 12:10pm:

The Vault - taking it to a whole new level!