Who Cares wrote on Feb 11
th, 2015 at 4:43am:
OK, so I want to get this right.
I think it is going to be important for you to be the party leader, your group, your rules. You can get "pissed" at them for falling behind. And you need to fucking win. You didn't need these fuckers anyway, you were just doing them a favor.
Step 1: Put up LFM [Von5 EN for first run XP : 6EE]
[All Welcome : Fast run ]
Step 2: Ask the setup questions:
"Is anyone looking for any shards? I have all this shit in triplicate." People will be speaking up real quick to be the first in.
"Are there any first timers? Speak up now and your with me." If by the off chance there is a first timer in the group. You are taking this guy all the way with you. It will just piss everyone else off so much more when the "new guy" makes it and they don't.
"Who is going to take the voice and the ring? I need someone fast." That's right you don't want or need this shit. That leads to the next question.
"Who is going to do the puzzle?" When some ass hat speaks up you start handing out assignments.
Step 3: Make sure everyone has a job. You don't want these people thinking they can pike. You will be doing this, that's right you are piking the whole fucking time. That's really going to piss them off later.
Be sure you send at least 4 people to the puzzle. This is important because it increases the chances someone will go afk, or get left behind on the way back.
Everybody else you send with the guy with the voice and the ring. This will leave just you, unless there is a new guy who you make stay with you, standing in the middle.
When everyone runs off, you say, "ok I need a quick AFK," you aren't going to want to go anywhere though just go silent until you are ready for the next step.
Step 4: After they have done the shit that needs to be done, and they open the last door, you need to move. You need to hit the sprint boos and make sure to be out in front of everyone. You jump right up into that fire jet and bark, "Everyone down and pull a lever go go go," This will reduce the odds of someone else getting up with you.
At this point it is all academic, just don't pull the lever, and when they ask, "are you going to pull the lever,' or something to that effect, you go, "oh was I the only on up? Sorry, just pull those levers again." They are fucked. They are never going to catch up with you at this point. Wait until you see the first guy finally catch up to you and start the fight just in time to lock him out.
Step 5: VON 6. Purely optional, but if they are still in your party after you complete for some fucking reason, or some people actually made it with you, step on in. If you think you can handle EE go for it. If you think You can handle HN, go for it. If you can't handle any difficulty step in on a setting that will cause the monsters to actually be able to do some damage to you. Go in there and just fake it. It doesn't take that long, fight some shit for awhile, yell through the mic, "Fuck yeah," zone out and act like you picked up an end reward.
Make sure you can pick or knock those last two doors though, or you just wasted your fucking time.
What's up with all the preparation?
Just join a random IP von5 pug and pike infront of the south gate, if they ask you what are you doing just say 'I'm piking/reading/having sexual intercourse with your mother' or act as AFK. When they get the key, go to the fire jet, don't get any lever and just lock the fuckers out. Then just take a DDoor, run back next to them and fucking /dance on their faces, tune up the volume of your headsets, grab some popcorn and don't leave until you hear the rage from the last person in the group.
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