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Sim-Sala-Bim Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Wha...? Posts: 5356 Joined: Nov 2^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #75 - Feb 4^th, 2015 at 1:11am	Print Post
	Macpappy wrote on Feb 3^rd, 2015 at 2:36pm: How about - ask your friends to let you join their epic group to ask advice (you are heroic lvl). Jump in a quest and don't leave. And let's see what would this achieve... They would drop group and reform in 5 secs without you and you would not be accepted to their groups again?


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5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #76 - Feb 4^th, 2015 at 10:53pm	Print Post
	Had a fun time in Blown to Bits the other day. At each chest a certain someone would run up and set an explosive charge under the chest (same animation as chest-opening) while another player was opening the chest. Wait for it. DING!

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Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #77 - Feb 5^th, 2015 at 2:12am	Print Post
	5 Foot Step wrote on Feb 4^th, 2015 at 10:53pm: Had a fun time in Blown to Bits the other day. At each chest a certain someone would run up and set an explosive charge under the chest (same animation as chest-opening) while another player was opening the chest. Wait for it. DING! I am so fucking doing this, shit I will put up an LFM just so I can, maybe I will get lucky and powskier will join.

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4374 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #78 - Feb 5^th, 2015 at 5:35am	Print Post
	Who Cares wrote on Feb 5^th, 2015 at 2:12am: I am so fucking doing this, shit I will put up an LFM just so I can, maybe I will get lucky and powskier will join. People would pay to see that. Stream it if you can!

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Toke Stormreaver Piker Offline ... or maybe I was just smoking something. Posts: 744 Joined: Jan 7^th, 2014	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #79 - Feb 5^th, 2015 at 8:59am	Print Post
	My faves are telling folks they added a death counter per toon Just type /death count. Other is when ppl ask for a hot key to do something, reply with alt-F4. Of course I'm a chicken and only do this on bank toons :p

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Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #80 - Feb 5^th, 2015 at 11:27am	Print Post
	DropBear wrote on Feb 5^th, 2015 at 5:35am: People would pay to see that.� Stream it if you can! I know the fucker plays on G-Land, I saw one of his LFM's and almost clicked it, just to troll the fucker, but I was on the hunt for something and he was doing something else. I really want to know if the guy really is ESL or just illiterate.

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
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5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #81 - Feb 5^th, 2015 at 9:58pm	Print Post
	Toke wrote on Feb 5^th, 2015 at 8:59am: My faves are telling folks they added a death counter per toon � Just type /death count.� Other is when ppl ask for a hot key to do something, reply with alt-F4.� Of course I'm a chicken and only do this on bank toons :p Classic.

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5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #82 - Feb 5^th, 2015 at 10:08pm	Print Post
	5 Foot Step wrote on Feb 5^th, 2015 at 9:58pm: Classic. I just reread the thread, and I was shocked at no mention of Shroud hazing...or does that not happen on all servers?

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Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #83 - Feb 5^th, 2015 at 10:25pm	Print Post
	5 Foot Step wrote on Feb 5^th, 2015 at 10:08pm: I just reread the thread, and I was shocked at no mention of Shroud hazing...or does that not happen on all servers? The best stuff has to remain unsaid

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4374 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #84 - Feb 6^th, 2015 at 12:41am	Print Post
	Who Cares wrote on Feb 5^th, 2015 at 11:27am: I know the fucker plays on G-Land, I saw one of his LFM's and almost clicked it, just to troll the fucker, but I was on the hunt for something and he was doing something else. I really want to know if the guy really is ESL or just illiterate. Yeah, I saw him the other night. But my time in game is so short that I couldn't bring myself to waste it hassling him. He was moving around too much to shadow hump him too.

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OnePercenter Advocatus Diaboli Offline Ants Eat Dead Grasshoppers Posts: 9985 Joined: Dec 4^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #85 - Feb 7^th, 2015 at 2:40pm	Print Post
	Is there a list of quests where you can screw up completions by pulling an incorrect lever, bad choices, etc.? Genesis Point levers... Oops, I misclicked choices at the end of Littany... Sneaky quest reentries, especially with BB streaks going and a quick level up... Some folks get pretty bent on that...

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Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #86 - Feb 7^th, 2015 at 7:21pm	Print Post
	I read some post about dancing and I remembered this. You remember the "kormors" belr, AKA the dance belt. Well I got one of those fucking "danced you bro lololol" assholes one day. Just take off for VOD, click guy gets barkskin, click guy gets GH. Asshole keys his mic, "thanks for buffs" and jumps off the edge. click danced, all the way to the bottom. I key my mic, "no problem bro."

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
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WonderfulFoppyBint Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Poooop Posts: 5949 Location: stockholm victim of hag master Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #87 - Feb 8^th, 2015 at 8:48am	Print Post
	stand in market 1 have your buddy stand in market 2 spam destiny changing---it will lag out your instance, and your buddy will get the other one. for extreme lolz, get someone for estar as well as thunderholme and upper necro. watch everyone scream in general chat. post the: <li><rgb=#FF0000>(WORLD BROADCAST): [WORLD BROADCAST] THE SERVER WILL BE SHUTTING DOWN IN 30 SECONDS FOR A REBOOT. LOG OFF lolz

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5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #88 - Feb 10^th, 2015 at 6:33am	Print Post
	OnePercenter wrote on Feb 7^th, 2015 at 2:40pm: Is there a list of quests where you can screw up completions by pulling an incorrect lever, bad choices, etc.?� Genesis Point levers... Oops, I misclicked choices at the end of Littany... Sneaky quest reentries, especially with BB streaks going and a quick level up... Some folks get pretty bent on that... VoN 5 has lots of griefing potential. For maximum nerd rage, ride the air vent up at the end but don't drop any ladders/bridge. Get to the endfight first and lock 11 people out of the rest of the raid.

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Sim-Sala-Bim Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Wha...? Posts: 5356 Joined: Nov 2^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #89 - Feb 10^th, 2015 at 10:16am	Print Post
	5 Foot Step wrote on Feb 10^th, 2015 at 6:33am: VoN 5 has lots of griefing potential. For maximum nerd rage, ride the air vent up at the end but don't drop any ladders/bridge. Get to the endfight first and lock 11 people out of the rest of the raid. This will do.


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Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #90 - Feb 10^th, 2015 at 7:43pm	Print Post
	Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Feb 10^th, 2015 at 10:16am: This will do. So which do you think would piss people off more, failing the end fight, or winning it?

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
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5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #91 - Feb 11^th, 2015 at 1:40am	Print Post
	Who Cares wrote on Feb 10^th, 2015 at 7:43pm: So which do you think would piss people off more, failing the end fight, or winning it? I would probably win it and then enter part 6 solo, all the while complaining very loudly about how the rest of the party is a bunch of pikers and I have to do everything myself. OR Just stand there and pretend you are AFK while letting the golem kill you, and then come back a few minutes later and blame the cleric for letting you die.

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Sim-Sala-Bim Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Wha...? Posts: 5356 Joined: Nov 2^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #92 - Feb 11^th, 2015 at 2:03am	Print Post
	Who Cares wrote on Feb 10^th, 2015 at 7:43pm: So which do you think would piss people off more, failing the end fight, or winning it? Unless you run it for XP only; No loot and they'll have to redo the quest for the raid. I run it for SoS shard.


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5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #93 - Feb 11^th, 2015 at 2:28am	Print Post
	Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Feb 11^th, 2015 at 2:03am: Unless you run it for XP only; No loot and they'll have to redo the quest for the raid. I run it for SoS shard. Good point, you'd better fail it to make sure you piss everyone off.

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Re: How to grief people in DDO
Reply #94 - Feb 11^th, 2015 at 4:43am

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OK, so I want to get this right.

I think it is going to be important for you to be the party leader, your group, your rules. You can get "pissed" at them for falling behind. And you need to fucking win. You didn't need these fuckers anyway, you were just doing them a favor.

Step 1: Put up LFM	[Von5 EN for first run XP : 6EE]
	[All Welcome : Fast run� �� ]

Step 2: Ask the setup questions:

"Is anyone looking for any shards? I have all this shit in triplicate." People will be speaking up real quick to be the first in.
"Are there any first timers? Speak up now and your with me." If by the off chance there is a first timer in the group. You are taking this guy all the way with you. It will just piss everyone else off so much more when the "new guy" makes it and they don't.
"Who is going to take the voice and the ring? I need someone fast." That's right you don't want or need this shit. That leads to the next question.
"Who is going to do the puzzle?" When some ass hat speaks up you start handing out assignments.

Step 3: Make sure everyone has a job. You don't want these people thinking they can pike. You will be doing this, that's right you are piking the whole fucking time. That's really going to piss them off later.

Be sure you send at least 4 people to the puzzle. This is important because it increases the chances someone will go afk, or get left behind on the way back.

Everybody else you send with the guy with the voice and the ring. This will leave just you, unless there is a new guy who you make stay with you, standing in the middle.

When everyone runs off, you say, "ok I need a quick AFK," you aren't going to want to go anywhere though just go silent until you are ready for the next step.

Step 4: After they have done the shit that needs to be done, and they open the last door, you need to move. You need to hit the sprint boos and make sure to be out in front of everyone. You jump right up into that fire jet and bark, "Everyone down and pull a lever go go go," This will reduce the odds of someone else getting up with you.

At this point it is all academic, just don't pull the lever, and when they ask, "are you going to pull the lever,' or something to that effect, you go, "oh was I the only on up? Sorry, just pull those levers again." They are fucked. They are never going to catch up with you at this point. Wait until you see the first guy finally catch up to you and start the fight just in time to lock him out.

Step 5: VON 6. Purely optional, but if they are still in your party after you complete for some fucking reason, or some people actually made it with you, step on in. If you think you can handle EE go for it. If you think You can handle HN, go for it. If you can't handle any difficulty step in on a setting that will cause the monsters to actually be able to do some damage to you. Go in there and just fake it. It doesn't take that long, fight some shit for awhile, yell through the mic, "Fuck yeah," zone out and act like you picked up an end reward.

Make sure you can pick or knock those last two doors though, or you just wasted your fucking time.

Fuck Off, That is all
Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm:

WC can do whatever he wants.

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Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.

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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4374 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #95 - Feb 11^th, 2015 at 6:22am	Print Post
	you spent way too much time thinking about this.....

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Teh_Troll Ex Member	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #96 - Feb 11^th, 2015 at 12:00pm	Print Post
	Just be yourself.


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Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #97 - Feb 11^th, 2015 at 2:52pm	Print Post
	DropBear wrote on Feb 11^th, 2015 at 6:22am: you spent way too much time thinking about this..... Shrug if your going to do something, do it right. You can't tell me that you don't have at least a short list of people that you would love to do this to.

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
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CosmicCharlie Shroud Slacker Offline How do you do? Posts: 1152 Joined: Mar 3^rd, 2012	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #98 - Feb 11^th, 2015 at 3:03pm	Print Post
	DropBear wrote on Feb 11^th, 2015 at 6:22am: you spent way too much time thinking about this..... Nah. Just way too much time typing about it.


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CosmicCharlie Shroud Slacker Offline How do you do? Posts: 1152 Joined: Mar 3^rd, 2012	Re: How to grief people in DDO Reply #99 - Feb 11^th, 2015 at 3:08pm	Print Post
	Northwind wrote on Jul 16^th, 2012 at 4:14pm: Join a group window farming a quest that takes a while to get to in an explorer area. When the quest is over, simply refuse to finish out. Doesn't work because the party can just reform outside the window. Proof: personal experience at least twice in the last 2 days where we had to reform in Gianthold and in 3BC bc a bad was too slow finishing out.


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