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Sep 30th, 2014 at 4:10am
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Got a chance to play one of my SWF toons for a hour today..... I hope Cetus sleeps well knowing he fucked yet another build. Maybe it will help him feel better about his imaginary degrees.

I am not a huge fun of salty language, but you are such a bloody ratbag, thanks for letting your insecurities ruin the funnest character I had played all year so you could feel better about those precious builds of yours.

Cetus, do us all a favor in the future, either go play a single player game, or figure out a way to stop your need to feel potent from ruining the game for strangers with the results of your whining and pleading campaigns. 

Shove a +20 hear up your arse.



P.S. those videos were nothing but slanted public masturbation, and I can't believe they actually go traction.

P.S.S.  I hope other people's Pallys top your kill count in everything you run in until the end of the year you fraud.
  
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Reply #1 - Sep 30th, 2014 at 4:44am
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He literally killed pure swashbucklers single-handedly. And I only see the 6 fighter split with vanguard to slightly boost DPS being remotely worth playing. Got to say Cletus really fucked us all over on this one.
  
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Reply #2 - Sep 30th, 2014 at 4:51am
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If not him would have been someone else/ That entire forum is filled with whiny little bitches that have never stepped outside in their lives. All socially awkward fags. Most can't even play the game and resort to the default cry of "you want your ez buttons" when in fact they cannot do anything using these so called easy buttons. Cetus is different because he can play well. I didn't expect him to cry for nerfs playing a build that should have been nerfed itself.
  

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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #3 - Sep 30th, 2014 at 10:12am
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The thing that gets me is the "Cetus" was never the "top" DPS in game.  It did hit hard and was very survivable but was more of an adaptable platform.  It did, however, give him probably the best way to go about swinging an ESOS.
  
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Reply #4 - Sep 30th, 2014 at 10:36am
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Umm...what exactly did they do to ruin pure swashbucklers?

Mine is a pure drow bard swashbuckler who, after the update, does more damage than hid did before the update.

Does it have something to do with blitzing or is it something else?
  

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Reply #5 - Sep 30th, 2014 at 10:46am
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Blitz is one.

Single Weapon Fighting feat line is the other.

The SWF feats were nerfed, hard. In Cetus' world, NO BUILD should be able to top his.

Cetus went barcelot.
  

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Reply #6 - Sep 30th, 2014 at 10:47am
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Allegedly SWF don't get you 100% to damage from mainstat anymore but only  50%.
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Reply #7 - Sep 30th, 2014 at 10:47am
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Arkat wrote on Sep 30th, 2014 at 10:36am:
Umm...what exactly did they do to ruin pure swashbucklers?

Mine is a pure drow bard swashbuckler who, after the update, does more damage than hid did before the update.

Does it have something to do with blitzing or is it something else?


It suffers at lower levels with the 50% stat modifier to dmg nerf. At cap all toons get more melee power.
  

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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #8 - Sep 30th, 2014 at 10:48am
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And they still do more damage than before.
  
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Reply #9 - Sep 30th, 2014 at 10:49am
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As long as bards still do more dps than paladins my faith in this game isn't completely lost.
  

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Reply #10 - Sep 30th, 2014 at 10:51am
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NOTdarth wrote on Sep 30th, 2014 at 10:49am:
As long as bards still do more dps than paladins my faith in this game isn't completely lost.


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Reply #11 - Sep 30th, 2014 at 10:57am
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Shadehater wrote on Sep 30th, 2014 at 10:48am:
And they still do more damage than before.

Not at level 1-20 ;p
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #12 - Sep 30th, 2014 at 12:25pm
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You mean 18.5-20 right Wink
  
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Reply #13 - Sep 30th, 2014 at 12:29pm
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TY for the info on the SWF line nerf. Somehow I had missed that.

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Well, that sucks. I lost 12 points of damage per swing because of Cetus. Thanks Cetus...buttmunch.


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Actually, including crits, it's more like 21 points of damage per swing. Fuck.
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Reply #14 - Sep 30th, 2014 at 12:32pm
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Shadehater wrote on Sep 30th, 2014 at 12:25pm:
You mean 18.5-20 right Wink

Depends on build. But yeah for bard rogue heavy builds, sure.

Even at higher levels with blitz going it is less damage than what it did on live pre u23.
  

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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #15 - Sep 30th, 2014 at 12:33pm
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Arkat wrote on Sep 30th, 2014 at 12:29pm:
TY for the info on the SWF line nerf. Somehow I had missed that.


The thing is - the nerf is not much of a nerf. A properly built swash would STILL outDPS any Cetus.

Heck, even an improperly built swash might still out dps Cetus...
  

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Reply #16 - Sep 30th, 2014 at 6:48pm
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NOTSunnyshadow wrote on Sep 30th, 2014 at 12:33pm:
The thing is - the nerf is not much of a nerf. A properly built swash would STILL outDPS any Cetus.

Heck, even an improperly built swash might still out dps Cetus...


STFU or he'll ask for more nerfs
  

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Reply #17 - Oct 1st, 2014 at 2:04pm
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I have been looking for evidence of this nerf to bards.  I cannot find in release notes, on the wiki or motherboards.  Melee power being adjusted .5 for bards?  Please point to the evidence.  Not that I don't believe, just that I want to know "for sure".
  

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Reply #18 - Oct 1st, 2014 at 3:12pm
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In lama release notes.

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Greater Single Weapon Fighting: Your Single-Weapon Fighting bonus is increased to a +30% Combat Style bonus to attack speed and an additional +4 Combat Style bonus to Melee Power, for a total of +10 Combat Style bonus to Melee Power. You now apply 50% more of your appropriate ability score to your damage.


https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/438926-Lamannia-Release-Notes-(Last-Up...
  

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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #19 - Oct 1st, 2014 at 3:44pm
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I'm just gonna bump this so the thread title can be on the top of the "Builds" section

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Reply #20 - Oct 1st, 2014 at 3:56pm
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Anyone who feels the need to name their build with "Supreme", or other superlatives, in it has just a wee bit of an ego, no?  I am not suprised someone would whine so hard when it was made obsolete.
  
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Reply #21 - Oct 1st, 2014 at 8:53pm
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How does one go about collecting a bag of dicks?
  
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Reply #22 - Oct 2nd, 2014 at 12:28am
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DoRayEgon wrote on Oct 1st, 2014 at 8:53pm:
How does one go about collecting a bag of dicks?


I have to, I am sorry :
  
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Reply #23 - Oct 3rd, 2014 at 6:52pm
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So I went to play with SWF today again.

Fuck you Cetus and fuck your calling for SWF nerf. DIAF
  

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Reply #24 - Oct 5th, 2014 at 12:03am
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Hey cool, I didn't realize this thread lived!!  Smiley  I though after Rubby called me out for inconsistency it twould perish!  but no I am not the only one sad.... so sad......so very sad....... Cry

Now obviously the -50% bummed me out, but almost a week on what really burn me butt is that they listened to that bloody whiner, he is so transparent, but they still listened to him.  And it's not like there isn't a ton of whiners on the forums that they happily ignore year after year (insert names) but for whatever reason Dr. Fake MD got taken seriously.

Oh well.
  
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