Revaulting wrote on Nov 10^th, 2014 at 2:36am:


And knowing is half the battle.

Revaulting wrote on Nov 10^th, 2014 at 2:36am:


I simply take an interest in who says what, and am blessed with a good memory. Really, it isn't that difficult.

I am sure that you can improve, however. Your first step should be to take a real interest in your fellow Vaulties. Try to think of them as real people, not just as potential butt sex partners. You might even find that you start to remember other details about them, details completely unrelated to their sexual orientation.

Revaulting wrote on Nov 10^th, 2014 at 2:36am:


You shouldn't be so modest. I am quite certain that your knowledge of butt sex far exceeds anything that I could ever imagine.

Revaulting wrote on Nov 10^th, 2014 at 2:36am:


It was rather cowardly. However, this is the Vault, and cowardly acts do seem to thrive here, so I bear no ill feelings towards you.

In the future, if you feel the need to lash out at someone, I recommend that you take a few moments and ask yourself: What Would Germanicus Do?

If you still feel the need to lash out at someone after that, please keep in mind that attacks of political correctness are generally more apropos for the Turbine forums than the Vault.

On the Vault, many people prefer the standard "gay and retarded". If that does not suit your personal preference, that are a number of alternatives. You may simply want to keep a list of those that you come across as you read the various threads.

Bambibeer was noted for his numerous unique expressions. I sense a certain commonality between the two of you, and suggest that you might find his material inspirational.

Best of luck!

GermanicusMaximus wrote on Nov 21^st, 2014 at 11:57pm:

You say a lot of ironic things. I hope you know how amusing it is.

It took me a while to realize the extent to which you are ignorant of what you have been saying in your own posts. You were honestly unaware how often you think of gay sex.

When I quoted you back to yourself, you were like a kitten, surprised that the clever prey you had been stalking was your own tail. But what's truly amazing is that you're still chasing it! Dude, that pain you're feeling? The shame, the embarrassment? It's you. Those are your teeth marks on your ass.

At first I thought you were just another bigoted fuckwit who had the ignorance-born audacity to think the rest of us who post here are like you.


GermanicusMaximus wrote on Nov 21^st, 2014 at 11:57pm:


But then you posted this, and proved me right.

You came to The Vault, thinking that you were safe. Here at last, a forum where you could spew stupid bullshit and no one would single you out. You were hoping to blend in, that some kind of Vault Groupthink would hide you from the big bad bullies of the world who point at what you say and laugh.

You actually thought you had full right to treat homosexuality as a thing to be ridiculed or ashamed of, and that it would be unfair to call it out as weak-sauce bullshit. That's what you thought, isn't it? That's why you think this is political correctness. You thought it's wrong to ridicule you. Your idea of a fair fight is if the other guy gets held down by your friends.

There's no one playing political correctness here. I'm just pointing at what you said and laughing at how stupid it is.

You can keep pretending you're the one who's been mysteriously attacked for no reason. I kind of hope you do. It's been hilarious so far. 

Yawn

Revaulting wrote on Nov 23^rd, 2014 at 7:35am:


That is a lot of prattling to not say anything interesting or informative. I am not really worried about the "big bad bullies" of the world. For the most part, they turn out to be nothing more than some impotent sot like you.

I am blessed to be able to do pretty much anything I want to do in this world. As long as I don't get arrested, I have to answer to no one. Money will do that for you. OK, money does that for me. A whole boat load of money does it in spades. Sorry, it is unlikely you will ever experience what that is like.

Among other things, getting there requires a courage of your own convictions. You can't be swayed by group think. The fact that you seem to somehow think that I am swayed by the thoughts of others, or need their approval, is laughable.

My track record on the Vault is diametrically opposed to your belief. I say what ever I want, often at odds with virtually everyone else. Because, in the end, their opinion, like yours, simply doesn't matter.

Revaulting wrote on Nov 23^rd, 2014 at 7:35am:


This is the Vault. Your poor excuse at jabs are due to either

1) You want to work on your trolling, for fairly obvious reasons. Have hope, you might get better some day.

2) I tweaked some personal insecurity that you have, and you just can't let it go. That's OK, that is why I am on the Vault. If I didn't find people like you here, I would soon lose interest and post on one of the thousands of other internet forums available to me.

3) You believe the stupid crap you are spewing. That is actually the saddest possibility. However, it doesn't matter to me. You are here for my personal entertainment. I will not show you the pity I would show to any normal human being.

Skoodge wrote on Nov 24^th, 2014 at 4:54am:


Is this one of the "big bad bullies" of which I should be afraid? He looks just like any other impotent sot.

Revaulting , at this point I feel the need to point out that Skoodge always seems to be lurking directly behind you. How much time does he spend positioned directly behind you, and why does he seem to find so much enjoyment back there? Do you guys ever switch positions?

gawker wrote on Nov 28^th, 2014 at 6:57pm:


And finally, some dumb fuck who is even worse at internet trolling than Revaulting and Skoodge.

He did manage to use the word "ass-eater", however. Is that supposed to be hyphenated? Surely, some one can tell me. Given how commonly the most insipid phrases are used on the Vault, my guess is that you wannabe trolls have to be copy/pasting from some shared reference material.

GermanicusMaximus wrote on Nov 28^th, 2014 at 10:56pm:


I accept that the fact that many definitions of irony will just confuse you, so I'll go for the more common vernacular and say, that was sarcasm.  Really, really, insanely obvious sarcasm.  Maybe if you spent less time thinking about who's fucking who, you'd notice the obvious and not come off as such a 'tard.

Revaulting wrote on Nov 30^th, 2014 at 1:54pm:


It is true. I do have the luxury of time. I admit to making a stigmatized and persecuted minority feel bad about themselves.

Of course, the people who I inflict this mental trauma upon are insipid twats who post self righteous posturing on internet forums. You know, people like you and Skoodge.

When you have some free time, you might want to extend your morale crusade to include the following

Skoodge wrote on Nov 29^th, 2014 at 4:49pm:


Considering that you are of such high moral character, I know that you must condemn anyone who uses a denigrating term commonly applied to a group of people who are mentally challenged due to no fault of their own.

Really, the two of you both could do with some behavior modification if you want your moral crusade to be taken seriously. Please come back and revisit all the flaws your imaginations have constructed about me after you get your own houses in order.

To be frank, you have a hell of a lot of work to do before you are in a position to lecture anyone on much of anything.

GermanicusMaximus wrote on Dec 8^th, 2014 at 1:47am:

Ha! Nicely done. this is promising.


... oh. More pompous windbaggery follows.


GermanicusMaximus wrote on Dec 8^th, 2014 at 1:47am:

What I find fascinating is that as you go on, you seem even more convinced of your ... what was your point? Do you even remember the thread? You had a whole bunch of posts detailing how much you remember who is and who is not teh gay, and buttsex. i quoted them back to you.

And you've been retreating in a squeal-fest of denial since then.

What is it that you want out of this, anyway? Do you want me to pretend, like you, that you didn't actually write those things? Unquote you? Do you think that if you keep looking for buttons to push, eventually you'll find one, I'll get mad, and then ... what? You suddenly won't have been hilariously focused on man love while trying to use it as an insult?

Holy shit guys, this devolved to quickly. I left this alone for month and went to name calling. I'm pretty sure this can be suggested for biggest drama storm of November

Hiding wrote on Dec 9^th, 2014 at 1:35am:


Let's hope his wife doesn't find out.

Skoodge wrote on Dec 9^th, 2014 at 3:01am:


Roflmao!