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Mar 28th, 2015 at 8:05am
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So I've been back almost two months and so far I got my sorc to 28 which was good but is now boring so now Im working on a vampire assasin drow with the new harper int combat.

First of all let me get out of the way that I am sick and tired of high lvl fucktards joining lower level stuff.  I know most of you are close to being brain dead and just go around and around grinding XP.  I personally play for challenge so when I finally saw a likeminded LFM for Desert Epic Elites max lvl 24 I joined. 

So basically my 'wizard' is a dual dagger wielding assasin who fucks shit up cause I have like 11 30% haste boosts per rest and I do like 10's of thousands of damage.

Oh and I CC Epic Elites.   

You might be asking, what is pissing me off?   Yes the title says it all I'm basically running this quest  with 3 melees who all have like 1500 HP and its like what in the name of fuck?  What are they doing?  Oh and let me add at this point that I have almost 100 AC .. dont start you fucking puppets I've already heard it ad nauseum you blathering on about AC doesnt matter.   

This is fucking bull shit.   And another thing the Magister tree sucks the biggest dick I have ever seen.  The draconic tree on my sorc was fun and cool and does shit.

I get that many of the low lvls doing EE have several filled up ED's... but what the fuck is up with Magister?  It is utterly terrible... aside from giving me a few more on my DC it does nothing.   


Just all in all I feel like I have been utterly insulted by DDO. I am so tired of you 1500 HP retards wading around in grps like giant snails.. meanwhile I am killing the most shit w/ melee
AND CC'ing stuff mind you and these fat fucks don't even need the CC!     And they all waft around with a one handed weapon swinging at like -15% attack speed.. I've hit the guys like 10 times with various 500 crits, 400 crits, 300 crits  for every time they make a single swing. 

Overall I just can't stand you people.   I was  a "triple completionist" before TR even came out.  I capped 30 fucking characters before Reincarnation was even brought into the game.  What did I get for that?  I basically got a bunch of special ed track F2P fucktards to jump in and start doing laps.

For the SECOND time now I have heard someone refer to this one particular guy as like a legend. I was discussing my DC's and I said I had a 59 DC on my sorceror who CC's stuff fine in most of the highest lvl EE content.   And they said "so and so" has DC's in the 80's... Mind you there was no mention of this guy at all in the conversation and this girl I'm chatting with mentions this guy like he's some kind of god that everyone should know.. cause he's a triple completionist on the server.   

Now here comes the kick in the nuts.  I remember this guy to a tee.. as a complete noob who was joining my Epic grps 3 years ago before I left.   I had already been playing like 5 years.
And I remember this guy was a real go getter always putting up Epic grps w/ his butt buddy they were like dorks.    Now I come back and this guy is like referred to as a God of DDO.

And this pretty much sums up the DDO community.. a bunch of fucking RIDICULOUS puppets.   I am so tired of  hearing you blather on with this regurgitated crap.. And then the developers build the game around your idiot culture. 

Anyway I am mostly putting this here as something of a coffee table type exhibition just to let you all know how fucking utterly ridiculous I think you are.   Do with it what you will.
  
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Reply #1 - Mar 28th, 2015 at 8:29am
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read the first 2, maybe 3 words, then scrolled down here and typed this
  
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Reply #3 - Mar 28th, 2015 at 8:45am
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CosmicCharlie wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 8:29am:
read the first 2, maybe 3 words, then scrolled down here and typed this


You missed this gem:

Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 8:05am:
I was  a "triple completionist" before TR even came out.

  
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crunch wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 8:45am:
You missed this gem:



You should all know by now if I type something like this your going to bleed out of your ass hole at least a few times.   Now go back and read it.  I read it a few times and it actually is worth reading.
  
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crunch wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 8:45am:
You missed this gem:



haha I loved that part. Although I think he was trying to say that he was triple-completionist before turbine offered xp for cash.
  
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Reply #6 - Mar 28th, 2015 at 8:59am
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Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 8:05am:
You might be asking, what is pissing me off?

Nope.
  
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Reply #7 - Mar 28th, 2015 at 9:23am
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This is like a PSA for what happens when you get too emotionally attached to a video game.
  

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Reply #8 - Mar 28th, 2015 at 9:49am
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omgspiderz wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 9:23am:
This is like a PSA for what happens when you get too emotionally attached to a video game.


Its not so much emotional attachment as utter astonishment that I can take my years of RPG experience and make a type of character that I enjoy playing and how it can be so  competely and totally screwed in the rear.

Its like I heard what everyone was saying about how the current trend on how every Epic character has to be and I was like no that cant be right, they wouldn't screw things up that badly and it just dawns on me how they did.

It boils down to I played the game almost 10 years and worked quite hard using pretty much every advanced concept available to build the strengths of my character.    And not only were every one of those strengths pretty much kicked in the balls and sold off to every goofball who just sloths around with high HP, but on top of that my epic destiny is utterly terrible.   I just wonder how it can be so out of balance.   Like these Melee characters are using the Shiradi tree they like freeze enemies in place indefinitely.    I mean what the hell?  How utterly imbalanced can things be?  My character should be God like...Massive Assassin DPS...   high enough wizard DC's to actually somewhat effectively CC Epic Elites (not as high as it could be because I only have 6th lvl wiz spells)... nearly 100 AC along with all the other concealments (displacment ghostly etc etc)
Almost 10 years of experience along with very good game playing skills.   And its like the whole quest I am running like a mad man one step ahead of being hacked in two.   

Basically I am just throwing this out there to garner some discussion on how utterly imbalanced and pigeonholing the game is.   Also it really really annoys me how hit points are like everything.  People don't know their ass from their elbow but they come into the and all they focus on is HP because thats all anyone sees.   I am tired of seeing people running around with this air of superiority because they followed instructions on how to have alot of HP.  Meanwhile under the surface of what is going in the quest is my 10 years of experience and actual knowledge keeping everything running.   And then Turbine goes and gives these clowns an out because with PRR and HP any fool can run these quests even though it is utterly stupid and boring and takes forever.
  
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Reply #9 - Mar 28th, 2015 at 9:54am
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Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 8:05am:
So I've been back almost two months and so far I got my sorc to 28 which was good but is now boring so now Im working on a vampire assasin drow with the new harper int combat.

First of all let me get out of the way that I am sick and tired of high lvl fucktards joining lower level stuff.  I know most of you are close to being brain dead and just go around and around grinding XP.  I personally play for challenge so when I finally saw a likeminded LFM for Desert Epic Elites max lvl 24 I joined. 

So basically my 'wizard' is a dual dagger wielding assasin who fucks shit up cause I have like 11 30% haste boosts per rest and I do like 10's of thousands of damage.

Oh and I CC Epic Elites.   

You might be asking, what is pissing me off?   Yes the title says it all I'm basically running this quest  with 3 melees who all have like 1500 HP and its like what in the name of fuck?  What are they doing?  Oh and let me add at this point that I have almost 100 AC .. dont start you fucking puppets I've already heard it ad nauseum you blathering on about AC doesnt matter.   

This is fucking bull shit.   And another thing the Magister tree sucks the biggest dick I have ever seen.  The draconic tree on my sorc was fun and cool and does shit.

I get that many of the low lvls doing EE have several filled up ED's... but what the fuck is up with Magister?  It is utterly terrible... aside from giving me a few more on my DC it does nothing.   


Just all in all I feel like I have been utterly insulted by DDO. I am so tired of you 1500 HP retards wading around in grps like giant snails.. meanwhile I am killing the most shit w/ melee
AND CC'ing stuff mind you and these fat fucks don't even need the CC!     And they all waft around with a one handed weapon swinging at like -15% attack speed.. I've hit the guys like 10 times with various 500 crits, 400 crits, 300 crits  for every time they make a single swing. 

Overall I just can't stand you people.   I was  a "triple completionist" before TR even came out.  I capped 30 fucking characters before Reincarnation was even brought into the game.  What did I get for that?  I basically got a bunch of special ed track F2P fucktards to jump in and start doing laps.

For the SECOND time now I have heard someone refer to this one particular guy as like a legend. I was discussing my DC's and I said I had a 59 DC on my sorceror who CC's stuff fine in most of the highest lvl EE content.   And they said "so and so" has DC's in the 80's... Mind you there was no mention of this guy at all in the conversation and this girl I'm chatting with mentions this guy like he's some kind of god that everyone should know.. cause he's a triple completionist on the server.   

Now here comes the kick in the nuts.  I remember this guy to a tee.. as a complete noob who was joining my Epic grps 3 years ago before I left.   I had already been playing like 5 years.
And I remember this guy was a real go getter always putting up Epic grps w/ his butt buddy they were like dorks.    Now I come back and this guy is like referred to as a God of DDO.

And this pretty much sums up the DDO community.. a bunch of fucking RIDICULOUS puppets.   I am so tired of  hearing you blather on with this regurgitated crap.. And then the developers build the game around your idiot culture. 

Anyway I am mostly putting this here as something of a coffee table type exhibition just to let you all know how fucking utterly ridiculous I think you are.   Do with it what you will.   


Cry me a river.
  
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Reply #10 - Mar 28th, 2015 at 9:54am
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Yeah.. most players I know run some variant of a FOTM build.. except or a few (but they're just special).  But bragging about l337 gaming skills is like that thing they say about winning the special Olympics.
  

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Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 9:49am:
Its not so much emotional attachment as utter astonishment that I can take my years of RPG experience and make a type of character that I enjoy playing and how it can be so  competely and totally screwed in the rear.

Its like I heard what everyone was saying about how the current trend on how every Epic character has to be and I was like no that cant be right, they wouldn't screw things up that badly and it just dawns on me how they did.

It boils down to I played the game almost 10 years and worked quite hard using pretty much every advanced concept available to build the strengths of my character.    And not only were every one of those strengths pretty much kicked in the balls and sold off to every goofball who just sloths around with high HP, but on top of that my epic destiny is utterly terrible.   I just wonder how it can be so out of balance.   Like these Melee characters are using the Shiradi tree they like freeze enemies in place indefinitely.    I mean what the hell?  How utterly imbalanced can things be?  My character should be God like...Massive Assassin DPS...   high enough wizard DC's to actually somewhat effectively CC Epic Elites (not as high as it could be because I only have 6th lvl wiz spells)... nearly 100 AC along with all the other concealments (displacment ghostly etc etc)
Almost 10 years of experience along with very good game playing skills.   And its like the whole quest I am running like a mad man one step ahead of being hacked in two.   

Basically I am just throwing this out there to garner some discussion on how utterly imbalanced and pigeonholing the game is.   Also it really really annoys me how hit points are like everything.  People don't know their ass from their elbow but they come into the and all they focus on is HP because thats all anyone sees.   I am tired of seeing people running around with this air of superiority because they followed instructions on how to have alot of HP.  Meanwhile under the surface of what is going in the quest is my 10 years of experience and actual knowledge keeping everything running.   And then Turbine goes and gives these clowns an out because with PRR and HP any fool can run these quests even though it is utterly stupid and boring and takes forever.


Just because you can't handle it, doesn't mean others shouldn't too.
  
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Reply #12 - Mar 28th, 2015 at 10:02am
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Yeah, the game is really easy now.

Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 9:49am:
My character should be God like...


You've been away from the game and you still think this?  What worked before still works?  Huh.

Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 9:49am:
Massive Assassin DPS...   high enough wizard DC's to actually somewhat effectively CC Epic Elites


Heh.

Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 9:49am:
very good game playing skills.   And its like the whole quest I am running like a mad man one step ahead of being hacked in two.   


K.

Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 9:49am:
Also it really really annoys me how hit points are like everything.  People don't know their ass from their elbow but they come into the and all they focus on is HP because thats all anyone sees.


This is not new behaviour.

Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 9:49am:
And then Turbine goes and gives these clowns an out because with PRR and HP any fool can run these quests even though it is utterly stupid and boring and takes forever.


Good thing your massive dps is there to speed things along.
  

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Reply #13 - Mar 28th, 2015 at 10:04am
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Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 9:49am:
Its not so much emotional attachment as utter astonishment that I can take my years of RPG experience and make a type of character that I enjoy playing and how it can be so  competely and totally screwed in the rear.



Ahh, I missed this.

May I recommend taking that experience and building a new character that you like playing?  One that can actually perform in the current game?
  

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Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 9:49am:
 I am tired of seeing people running around with this air of superiority because they followed instructions on how to have alot of HP.  .


Sadly this here is what this thread is about.   Finally coming to the understanding that I was treating people on a level that was far, far over their heads.   I actually thought that people had more of an understanding of what was going on underneath, but alas it turns out that most people are far far below the intellectual level that I gave them credit for.   And I myself was a victim in the end of this 'mob mentality', which in the end forced me to go over the edge and create this thread.   Hopefully this will be a lesson to all of us.

  
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Reply #15 - Mar 28th, 2015 at 10:08am
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Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 10:06am:
 Hopefully this will be a lesson to all of us.


I, for one, learned nothing.
  

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Starkjade wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 10:04am:
Ahh, I missed this.

May I recommend taking that experience and building a new character that you like playing?  One that can actually perform in the current game?


I appreciate your positive input.  But I like playing characters  that I can identify with in real life, i.e. a drow vampire assassin.  This is a character that I can identify with and get into.    I am not going to play a character that I can't get into just to survive end game content.   I'll go play another game instead.
  
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Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 10:10am:
I appreciate your positive input.  But I like playing characters  that I can identify with in real life, i.e. a drow vampire assassin.  This is a character that I can identify with and get into.    I am not going to play a character that I can't get into just to survive end game content.   I'll go play another game instead.


In summary, you suck.
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Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 10:10am:
But I like playing characters  that I can identify with in real life, i.e. a drow vampire assassin.


Ah.

Yeah, I got nothin'.
  

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Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 10:10am:
I appreciate your positive input.  But I like playing characters  that I can identify with in real life, i.e. a drow vampire assassin.  This is a character that I can identify with and get into.    I am not going to play a character that I can't get into just to survive end game content.   I'll go play another game instead.



They make prozac for that.
  

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Reply #21 - Mar 28th, 2015 at 10:23am
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actually these times u almost need instructions how to have few hp - unless u re retarded u always end with solid number
  
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Reply #23 - Mar 28th, 2015 at 11:44am
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Rubbinns wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 10:17am:
When I eat chipolte my ass bleeds.


I think this was better then the original post!. Can we just start a new topic around this?
  

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Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 9:49am:
years of RPG experience

You put that on your resume didn't you? You sad fucking muppet.
  
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