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Spector Korthos Resident Offline Everybody dies. Posts: 47 Joined: Nov 26^th, 2013	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #25 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 12:44pm	Print Post
	Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 8:05am: You might be asking, what is pissing me off? Nope. And I don't care. Go piss elsewhere.


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Daggertooth Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 158 Joined: Apr 11^th, 2012	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #26 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 1:14pm	Print Post
	Ginger_Walri wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 12:35pm: You put that on your resume didn't you? You sad fucking muppet. To you fucking apes it may seem that way but there's a real issue when a 10 year player of my calibre who builds a masterpiece of a character.. I mean really can your puny mind even really fathom a Real Dreadnaut melee not this shit that you all got in your cereal boxes who can actually face bosses and tank not from Initimaidate or any of that deviant latently gay crap that you all use but from actual DPS.. I pull the aggro off everyone with DPS, stay alive through displacement and also AC that equates to a 68% miss chance and also am the one CC'ing the mobs.� All while the rest of you slugs leave a fucking slime trail through the dungeon doing nothing aside from staying alive. Now if you all knew your place and realized that only someone of my ability could actually pull off something like this that would be one thing.� You would be humble slaves who knew their master. But instead you all walk around like a bunch of inflated cockroaches.. I mean I see mere babies.. people who have played 1/10th the time of myself joining my grps with these looks of contentment because they managed to follow the dummies guide on how to have over 1000 HP. And the real depravity of it is that some of you are so ignorant that when you see my 600 HP you actually start to think that you are anywhere near my level. I am only telling you this out of consideration because I'm trying to help you.� In your misplaced ignorance, you've boxed yourself into such a tiny space that it shames the entire community to have so many of you running around like the fucking stupid baboons that you are.� � If there was some way to penetrate the darkness I thought that maybe a thread like this would do it.. but alas I see that it really is a lost cause.


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Ginger_Walri Titan Demolisher Offline Fire. Die In It. Posts: 325 Joined: Apr 11^th, 2014	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #27 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 1:17pm	Print Post
	Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 1:14pm: TL;DR Thanks for proving my point fuckwit.


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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #28 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 1:32pm	Print Post
	Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 8:05am: I've hit the guys like 10 times with various 500 crits, 400 crits, 300 crits� for every time they make a single swing.� � Critting for 300-500?!! HOLY SHIT! Can you post that build??!!

	Revaulting wrote on Jul 7^th, 2015 at 8:16pm: Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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omgspiderz Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 151 Joined: Oct 18^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #29 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 1:36pm	Print Post
	OP:� Your ego, as evidenced in your writing, makes for some very entertaining vault. Please.. and use "players of my calibre more often".. 8/10
	« Last Edit: Mar 28^th, 2015 at 1:37pm by omgspiderz »
	(Party:): Your party member, Wickedpippi, has died.
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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #30 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 1:39pm	Print Post
	Dagger is our own little Chilldouche.

	Revaulting wrote on Jul 7^th, 2015 at 8:16pm: Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Wipe VoD Slasher Offline Posts: 1917 Joined: Mar 26^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #31 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 1:41pm	Print Post
	gasp Snootch ?!?


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Brac Waterworks Kobold Offline Posts: 128 Joined: Jan 14^th, 2013	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #32 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 2:18pm	Print Post
	The hit points are so you do not get one shot in real content.� It's fine that you disagree with the game mechanics but your bitching doesn't change the game.� When you go ding from one hit your awesome crowd control and DPS mean fuck all.� Your 68% miss chance with 100 ac and displacement still means your getting hit 32% of the time.� And some of those will be big hits.� How about you take your great intellect and amazing years of game experience to create a build with some hit points and some PRR.� Instead of building for the DDO you want, build for the one that actually exists.� If you don't want to, then play another game.� None of us give a shit either way.
	« Last Edit: Mar 28^th, 2015 at 2:20pm by Brac »

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Daggertooth Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 158 Joined: Apr 11^th, 2012	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #33 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 2:54pm	Print Post
	Brac wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 2:18pm: The hit points are so you do not get one shot in real content.� It's fine that you disagree with the game mechanics but your bitching doesn't change the game.� When you go ding from one hit your awesome crowd control and DPS mean fuck all.� Your 68% miss chance with 100 ac and displacement still means your getting hit 32% of the time.� And some of those will be big hits.� How about you take your great intellect and amazing years of game experience to create a build with some hit points and some PRR.� Instead of building for the DDO you want, build for the one that actually exists.� If you don't want to, then play another game.� None of us give a shit either way. Your honest attempt at input is appreciated.� �The problem is that everyone is so concerned about "dinging" that most of you are completely ineffective aside from "not dinging".� �My 68% miss chance is After displacement, i.e. from my AC alone (almost 100 currently) What you people are not getting is that if there's an issue with a character that I've made, its an issue that needs to be fixed within the game, not within my character.� The developers grabbed on to this new PRR idea and lost their bearings.� �I'm not saying my character is not effective, I'm just saying that what they've created with this new system pigeonholes everyone into PRR and high HP.� Its unfair that while being the most effective, I have to have the most stressful experience in high level EE content.� More needs to be done to balance things and create more threats against this "packmule" mentality of overall shitty ineffective characters who do nothing but survive for long periods.� �� Its not my character that has gotten the short end of the stick. Its entire elements of the game. The fact that these bloated meat bags can survive for such long periods with no need for CC or anything is causing a rift within the game.
	« Last Edit: Mar 28^th, 2015 at 2:56pm by Daggertooth »

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Ginger_Walri Titan Demolisher Offline Fire. Die In It. Posts: 325 Joined: Apr 11^th, 2014	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #34 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 2:58pm	Print Post
	Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 2:54pm: Your honest attempt at input is appreciated.� �The problem is that everyone is so concerned about "dinging" that most of you are completely ineffective aside from "not dinging".� �My 68% miss chance is After displacement, i.e. from my AC alone (almost 100 currently) What you people are not getting is that if there's an issue with a character that I've made, its an issue that needs to be fixed within the game, not within my character.� The developers grabbed on to this new PRR idea and lost their bearings.� �I'm not saying my character is not effective, I'm just saying that what they've created with this new system pigeonholes everyone into PRR and high HP.� Its unfair that while being the most effective, I have to have the most stressful experience in high level EE content.� More needs to be done to balance things and create more threats against this "packmule" mentality of overall shitty ineffective characters who do nothing but survive for long periods. So, by this logic because my character has both high HP and PRR, its ineffective?


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Daggertooth Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 158 Joined: Apr 11^th, 2012	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #35 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 2:59pm	Print Post
	Yobai wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 1:32pm: Critting for 300-500?!!� HOLY SHIT!� Can you post that build??!! Before you put your head up your ass any further, keep in mind that this is dual wielding daggers at a very high attack rate (11 30% haste boosts per minute, 15-20 4X crit profile, 80% offhand chance, 50 backstab per hit, and another 70 or so per hit from poison, elemental, entropic, hemorraging. It works out to about 1600 damage/second under ideal circumstances. And don't forget I'm also the one CC'ing the mobs.


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Daggertooth Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 158 Joined: Apr 11^th, 2012	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #36 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 3:09pm	Print Post
	Ginger_Walri wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 2:58pm: So, by this logic because my character has both high HP and PRR, its ineffective? I'm not going to say your ineffective, in so much I am saying what they did here has lowered the quality of the game. It has taken major playstyles and rendered them obsolete. It also creates a much less exciting game. I just feel that after my observations, there needs to be more of a threat against high HP/PRR characters. Something like PRR should deteriate over time when recieving numerous damage over short periods and then regenerate after a delay. High HP/PRR characters shouldn't be able to last as long as they do without even needing CC.


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Jelly_Muffin Stormreaver Piker Offline Just say fuckoff! Posts: 660 Location: Not in the cool kids club Joined: Oct 23^rd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #37 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 4:07pm	Print Post
	Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 1:14pm: To you fucking apes it may seem that way but there's a real issue when a 10 year player of my calibre who builds a masterpiece of a character lol, dafuq


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IMARANGER Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 5034 Joined: Jan 17^th, 2013	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #38 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 4:22pm	Print Post
	Hi. Your character sucks. And you are a stupid idiot. But please, post more!

	OnePercenter wrote on Jan 19^th, 2014 at 5:32pm: I agree with 0bama... OnePercenter wrote on Feb 9^th, 2015 at 8:18am: Not saying that others weren't better, just that quantity does not always indicate quality...� I mean, look at my post count...
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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #39 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 4:25pm	Print Post
	Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 2:59pm: Before you put your head up your ass any further, keep in mind that this is dual wielding daggers at a very high attack rate (11 30% haste boosts per minute, 15-20 4X crit profile, 80% offhand chance, 50 backstab per hit, and another 70 or so per hit from poison, elemental, entropic, hemorraging. It works out to about 1600 damage/second under ideal circumstances.� And don't forget I'm also the one CC'ing the mobs.� got it.� you're critting for 300-500 on stunned and HELD mobs.� seriously, can you post your build?� it sounds amazing.
	« Last Edit: Mar 28^th, 2015 at 4:25pm by Yobai »
	Revaulting wrote on Jul 7^th, 2015 at 8:16pm: Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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IMARANGER Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 5034 Joined: Jan 17^th, 2013	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #40 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 4:27pm	Print Post
	Yobai wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 4:25pm: got it.� you're critting for 300-500 on stunned and HELD mobs.� seriously, can you post your build?� it sounds amazing. He has one single target hold spell. The rest of his "CC" is charms.

	OnePercenter wrote on Jan 19^th, 2014 at 5:32pm: I agree with 0bama... OnePercenter wrote on Feb 9^th, 2015 at 8:18am: Not saying that others weren't better, just that quantity does not always indicate quality...� I mean, look at my post count...
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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #41 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 4:31pm	Print Post
	OP, I remember your complaints on Cordo's forums about people with more HP than your characters. They were the same as this one. Let it go.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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Yobai Epic Poster Offline Posts: 4126 Joined: Jul 26^th, 2012	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #42 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 4:49pm	Print Post
	IMARANGER wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 4:27pm: He has one single target hold spell.� The rest of his "CC" is charms.� � Do you think his "10 years of experience" playing DDO includes the time he was on break? lol.

	Revaulting wrote on Jul 7^th, 2015 at 8:16pm: Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Vindicator Waterworks Kobold Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 109 Joined: Nov 30^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #43 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 5:22pm	Print Post
	Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 1:14pm: Now if you all knew your place and realized that only someone of my ability could actually pull off something like this that would be one thing.� You would be humble slaves who knew their master. A lot of time will have to pass before this level of douchebaggery is exceeded.


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mystafyi Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 836 Joined: Nov 10^th, 2010	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #44 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 6:22pm	Print Post
	Vindicator wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 5:22pm: A lot of time will have to pass before this level of douchebaggery is exceeded. perhaps 2 days...


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DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4374 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #45 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 6:36pm	Print Post
	Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 2:54pm: Your honest attempt at input is appreciated.� �The problem is that everyone is so concerned about "dinging" that most of you are completely ineffective aside from "not dinging".� �My 68% miss chance is After displacement, i.e. from my AC alone (almost 100 currently) What you people are not getting is that if there's an issue with a character that I've made, its an issue that needs to be fixed within the game, not within my character.� The developers grabbed on to this new PRR idea and lost their bearings.� �I'm not saying my character is not effective, I'm just saying that what they've created with this new system pigeonholes everyone into PRR and high HP.� Its unfair that while being the most effective, I have to have the most stressful experience in high level EE content.� More needs to be done to balance things and create more threats against this "packmule" mentality of overall shitty ineffective characters who do nothing but survive for long periods.� �� Its not my character that has gotten the short end of the stick.� Its entire elements of the game.� �The fact that these bloated meat bags can survive for such long periods with no need for CC or anything is causing a rift within the game.� � You do realise you're posting in the wrong forums? You assert that you want the game to change to suit your needs a and character. What is it that you thinking posting here will achieve other than derision and scorn? I know, I know - this is a troll a post. You're continuous self-aggrandizement is just designed to provoke responses. I really am feeling intimidated by your display of intellect. My positive contribution is why don't you try your OP on the Turdine forums and try to influence Sev to change the game to suit you. When you think Drow vampire assassins are "more real life" than DDO, well you've crossed a boundary. So one last piece of advice - Valium and rest, and seek some counselling.

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gibbon Dragon Raider Offline smhma in a cube Posts: 256 Joined: Sep 10^th, 2014	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #46 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 9:08pm	Print Post
	Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 8:05am: And another thing the Magister tree sucks the biggest dick I have ever seen.� Magister has Succubus pet for those who can't be bothered to log off to fap.


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Goon Korthos Resident Offline Posts: 64 Joined: Aug 4^th, 2014	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #47 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 9:12pm	Print Post
	Well this was entertaining.


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Lelouch Shroud Slacker Offline What is a moron? A person playing ddo Posts: 1073 Joined: Apr 19^th, 2014	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #48 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 9:29pm	Print Post
	gibbon wrote on Mar 28^th, 2015 at 9:08pm: Magister has Succubus pet for those who can't be bothered to log off to fap. Uh, uh,smart man with smart ideas. Il try to put a couple fingers into my butt and do the succcubus game while trying to forget i read this thread. Hey, maybe il bleed if it gets to intense! Did you guys see the dude that eat his shit on trial, saying that virgin mary told him to do so?


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YarkYark Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 2 Joined: Feb 5^th, 2015	Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP Reply #49 - Mar 28^th, 2015 at 9:45pm	Print Post
	It's easy, don't group with builds that are way more powerful and faster than you. It's boring. I'd rather play Doom or Wolfenstein, unless you are just trying to get quick XP. If so follow these guys around if you can keep up with them. If you are posting for a public group include "no zerging" You can find like minded people, just try.


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