well as he is 3-4years ahead of time concerning build concepts, maybe he is several days ahead in real time too, having 1st april while ago:)

So I've been back almost two months and so far I got my sorc to 28 which was good but is now boring so now Im working on a vampire assasin drow with the new harper int combat.

First of all let me get out of the way that I am sick and tired of high lvl fucktards joining lower level stuff.  I know most of you are close to being brain dead and just go around and around grinding XP.  I personally play for challenge so when I finally saw a likeminded LFM for Desert Epic Elites max lvl 24 I joined. 

So basically my 'wizard' is a dual dagger wielding assasin who fucks shit up cause I have like 11 30% haste boosts per rest and I do like 10's of thousands of damage.

Oh and I CC Epic Elites.   

You might be asking, what is pissing me off?   Yes the title says it all I'm basically running this quest  with 3 melees who all have like 1500 HP and its like what in the name of fuck?  What are they doing?  Oh and let me add at this point that I have almost 100 AC .. dont start you fucking puppets I've already heard it ad nauseum you blathering on about AC doesnt matter.   

This is fucking bull shit.   And another thing the Magister tree sucks the biggest dick I have ever seen.  The draconic tree on my sorc was fun and cool and does shit.

I get that many of the low lvls doing EE have several filled up ED's... but what the fuck is up with Magister?  It is utterly terrible... aside from giving me a few more on my DC it does nothing.   


Just all in all I feel like I have been utterly insulted by DDO. I am so tired of you 1500 HP retards wading around in grps like giant snails.. meanwhile I am killing the most shit w/ melee
AND CC'ing stuff mind you and these fat fucks don't even need the CC!     And they all waft around with a one handed weapon swinging at like -15% attack speed.. I've hit the guys like 10 times with various 500 crits, 400 crits, 300 crits  for every time they make a single swing. 

Overall I just can't stand you people.   I was  a "triple completionist" before TR even came out.  I capped 30 fucking characters before Reincarnation was even brought into the game.  What did I get for that?  I basically got a bunch of special ed track F2P fucktards to jump in and start doing laps.

For the SECOND time now I have heard someone refer to this one particular guy as like a legend. I was discussing my DC's and I said I had a 59 DC on my sorceror who CC's stuff fine in most of the highest lvl EE content.   And they said "so and so" has DC's in the 80's... Mind you there was no mention of this guy at all in the conversation and this girl I'm chatting with mentions this guy like he's some kind of god that everyone should know.. cause he's a triple completionist on the server.   

Now here comes the kick in the nuts.  I remember this guy to a tee.. as a complete noob who was joining my Epic grps 3 years ago before I left.   I had already been playing like 5 years.
And I remember this guy was a real go getter always putting up Epic grps w/ his butt buddy they were like dorks.    Now I come back and this guy is like referred to as a God of DDO.

And this pretty much sums up the DDO community.. a bunch of fucking RIDICULOUS puppets.   I am so tired of  hearing you blather on with this regurgitated crap.. And then the developers build the game around your idiot culture. 

Anyway I am mostly putting this here as something of a coffee table type exhibition just to let you all know how fucking utterly ridiculous I think you are.   Do with it what you will.   

He's coming back.

He's coming back in a couple of days.

He's coming back in a couple of days and it's Easter.

IT'S EASTER, YOU GUYS!  AND HE'S COMING BACK!

You've got it. 

It's, "Sucky Turbine Jesus."

And it doesn't show because you're in this forum, but not of this forum.