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Reply #25 - Aug 27th, 2015 at 11:12am
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Rubbinns wrote on Aug 27th, 2015 at 10:24am:


Dammit you beat me to it Rubbinns I saw that too.
  

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Reply #26 - Aug 27th, 2015 at 11:18am
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Who Cares wrote on Aug 27th, 2015 at 11:12am:
Dammit you beat me to it Rubbinns I saw that too.


and this one prime for instacubing

https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/464672-Cam-we-throw-every-exploiter-du...
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Separating those who don't play well with others? Almost like locking them in some form of vault?
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Reply #27 - Aug 27th, 2015 at 11:41am
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Strakeln wrote on Aug 26th, 2015 at 11:19pm:
Amazed that it's taken this long for a company to do that. I long ago discovered that exploiting and griefing gave me more joy than gaming.

If I had played AoC beyond Tortage, this would have been my endgame:

[media snipsnipsnip media]


That was actually funny as hell  Grin
  
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Reply #28 - Aug 27th, 2015 at 12:04pm
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Strakeln wrote on Aug 26th, 2015 at 11:19pm:
Amazed that it's taken this long for a company to do that. I long ago discovered that exploiting and griefing gave me more joy than gaming.

If I had played AoC beyond Tortage, this would have been my endgame:


Now THAT'S funny!  Grin Grin Grin
  

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Reply #29 - Aug 27th, 2015 at 5:34pm
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Gringo wrote on Aug 27th, 2015 at 4:11am:
oh, it could suck if main is sent to Australia, while mule sock will be left on original server


But we have the most boobies per capita ...

  

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Reply #30 - Aug 27th, 2015 at 6:31pm
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on the other side of the coin, many of us refuse to play with anyone who is against cheating.

Anti-cheaters are the lowest scum in the game and bringing DDO to a new time low. They should have their own server.
  
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Reply #31 - Aug 27th, 2015 at 7:48pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Aug 27th, 2015 at 10:24am:


Lol.

I guess a shout out to my mate HungarianRhapsody is in order.
I doff my Acubra to you mate!


Don't know why but a song comes to mind....     Wink

  
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Reply #32 - Aug 27th, 2015 at 7:49pm
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CosmicCharlie wrote on Aug 27th, 2015 at 6:31pm:
on the other side of the coin, many of us refuse to play with anyone who is against cheating.

Anti-cheaters are the lowest scum in the game and bringing DDO to a new time low. They should have their own server.


Well, they probably are in the minority now......
  
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Reply #33 - Aug 27th, 2015 at 9:45pm
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poor vellrad.  dumber than a qhualor.
  

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Reply #34 - Aug 28th, 2015 at 7:06pm
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Yobai wrote on Aug 27th, 2015 at 9:45pm:
poor vellrad.  dumber than a qhualor.

What's the name for a single unit of dumb? Is a qhaulor like, 10 units of dumb and a vellrad is 100? Or are they much bigger numbers, like a qhaulor is 10^6 and a vellrad is 10^15?
  

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Reply #35 - Aug 28th, 2015 at 9:36pm
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Revaulting wrote on Aug 28th, 2015 at 7:06pm:
What's the name for a single unit of dumb? Is a qhaulor like, 10 units of dumb and a vellrad is 100? Or are they much bigger numbers, like a qhaulor is 10^6 and a vellrad is 10^15?


great question.

the maximum unit is probably the "uska."  qhaulor is probably at a quarter or half uska.   so vellrad might be at 3/4.

the problem is that the uska is such a large unit.  too many prolific moborati would be left out.  we need a smaller base unit of stupid and then work up to the uska.  starting with maybe a "HAL" or an "uurlock".
  

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Reply #36 - Aug 28th, 2015 at 10:08pm
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Revaulting wrote on Aug 28th, 2015 at 7:06pm:
What's the name for a single unit of dumb? Is a qhaulor like, 10 units of dumb and a vellrad is 100? Or are they much bigger numbers, like a qhaulor is 10^6 and a vellrad is 10^15?


I propose the smallest unit of dumb be known as a "Fran". Short, simple, and plain stupid, just like the poor fella himself.
  
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Reply #37 - Aug 28th, 2015 at 10:15pm
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Yobai wrote on Aug 28th, 2015 at 9:36pm:
great question.

the maximum unit is probably the "uska."  qhaulor is probably at a quarter or half uska.   so vellrad might be at 3/4.

the problem is that the uska is such a large unit.  too many prolific moborati would be left out.  we need a smaller base unit of stupid and then work up to the uska.  starting with maybe a "HAL" or an "uurlock".

Truth.

CosmicCharlie wrote on Aug 28th, 2015 at 10:08pm:
I propose the smallest unit of dumb be known as a "Fran". Short, simple, and plain stupid, just like the poor fella himself.

Also true.
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Reply #38 - Aug 28th, 2015 at 10:28pm
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The exclamation point (!)  can be used as the symbol for 1 unit of Fran and from there build up using Uurlocks and Qhaulors til we hit Uska level (a million Frans perhaps?).
  
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Reply #39 - Aug 28th, 2015 at 11:19pm
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CosmicCharlie wrote on Aug 28th, 2015 at 10:28pm:
The exclamation point (!)  can be used as the symbol for 1 unit of Fran and from there build up using Uurlocks and Qhaulors til we hit Uska level (a million Frans perhaps?).

CosmicCharlie wrote on Aug 28th, 2015 at 10:08pm:
I propose the smallest unit of dumb be known as a "Fran". Short, simple, and plain stupid, just like the poor fella himself.


Definitely some of the funniest shit I have read in a long fucking time"Fran"
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Reply #40 - Aug 28th, 2015 at 11:58pm
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In a weak attempt to cash in on the humour of this thread and exposing the fact that I have no idea who or what the fuck anyone is talking about, might I suggest the other end of the dumb number line is equal to *drumroll* a Cordofran

  

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Reply #41 - Aug 29th, 2015 at 12:01am
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You know what would be really fucking funny?

Make a new word sub or two maybe.

! turns into "Fran"
Fran turns into !
  

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Strakeln wrote on Feb 10th, 2016 at 9:17pm:
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Reply #42 - Aug 29th, 2015 at 2:27am
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CosmicCharlie wrote on Aug 28th, 2015 at 10:08pm:
I propose the smallest unit of dumb be known as a "Fran". Short, simple, and plain stupid, just like the poor fella himself.

Sounds exactly right.

CosmicCharlie wrote on Aug 28th, 2015 at 10:28pm:
The exclamation point (!)  can be used as the symbol for 1 unit of Fran and from there build up using Uurlocks and Qhaulors til we hit Uska level (a million Frans perhaps?).

Nice.


Who Cares wrote on Aug 29th, 2015 at 12:01am:
Make a new word sub or two maybe.

! turns into "Fran"
Fran turns into !

There's a measurable absence of dumb in these proposals. Almost a negative vellrad's worth.
  

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Reply #43 - Aug 29th, 2015 at 4:02am
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Revaulting wrote on Aug 29th, 2015 at 2:27am:
There's a measurable absence of dumb in these proposals. Almost a negative vellrad's worth.


I have always run with the belief that if I posit enough ideas there is a chance, no matter how small, that at least one or two might not be totally retarded.
  

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Strakeln wrote on Feb 10th, 2016 at 9:17pm:
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Reply #44 - Aug 29th, 2015 at 8:43am
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Who Cares wrote on Aug 29th, 2015 at 4:02am:
I have always run with the belief that if I posit enough ideas there is a chance, no matter how small, that at least one or two might not be totally retarded.

Is that like, "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut occasionally."?
  

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Reply #45 - Aug 29th, 2015 at 8:56am
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Strakeln wrote on Aug 26th, 2015 at 11:19pm:
Amazed that it's taken this long for a company to do that. I long ago discovered that exploiting and griefing gave me more joy than gaming.

If I had played AoC beyond Tortage, this would have been my endgame:



This reminds me of years ago when I was chasing halfings around the harbor with the gust spell because it would knock them over. Good times.
  
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Reply #46 - Aug 29th, 2015 at 8:58am
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Rage wrote on Aug 27th, 2015 at 6:37am:
Only if they gave free transfers there for all characters to everyone else too. LFMs are bad enough without removing half the population


This is the problem that I also see. Now you can do anything you want and the only punishment is to get moved to a server with no limits. Over time this could actually destroy their main game server.
  
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Reply #47 - Aug 29th, 2015 at 11:14am
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Arkat wrote on Aug 26th, 2015 at 10:54pm:
I wonder what the name of the server should be...?


Salusa Secundus

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We haven't been a penal colony in well over a century guys.   Undecided


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string table error, tableDID wrote on Aug 27th, 2015 at 3:07am:
Come to where the cool kids play Smiley


Well, this. Has anybody come up with a down side, other than the lag generated by having the highest population?
  

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Reply #48 - Aug 29th, 2015 at 1:17pm
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Meursault wrote on Aug 29th, 2015 at 11:14am:
Salusa Secundus



now now, the reference is going to be lost for many... and what is going to happend when you realease the Sardaukars out of it ( and we both know it is going to happen at some point [ read : server merge into a single server ] )
  

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Flav wrote on Aug 29th, 2015 at 1:17pm:
and what is going to happend when you realease the Sardaukars out of it


Uh, they'll help Jerry through a Twitch stream?
  

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