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Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council
Feb 2nd, 2016 at 8:36pm
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I guess the Devs felt they need more voices on the council that agree with every freaking thing they say. 


Uurlock= biggest dickweed on the mobo.
  
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Reply #1 - Feb 2nd, 2016 at 8:53pm
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Fuck that guy...oh wait i forgot. I have no idea who that is.

Im banned from the shitty mobo and i dont read that garbage anyways. But like ive said before.. everyone thats been on the pc are super down to suck  turdbine's asshole types.

So...nothing new. And why is anyone surprised. They wouldnt take most people from here. Especially if they are the type to kept it real. If i somehow ended up on that shit by mistake... Id be thrown out after the first discussion. Because im not going to tell them every idea they come up with is dope. They ruined a bunch of shit. And other than maybe 1 or 2 guys were cool with it.
  
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Re: Uurlock JackmeOff makes the 2016 council
Reply #2 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 1:54am
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I am sure the hookie cookie kobold will make a special soggy biscuit just for cordo.
  

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WC can do whatever he wants.


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Reply #3 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 3:31am
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doubleBs wrote on Feb 2nd, 2016 at 8:36pm:
I guess the Devs felt they need more voices on the council that agree with every freaking thing they say. 


Uurlock= biggest dickweed on the mobo.


So who cares? The Player's Council is just an attempt by Turdbin to claim that they value the opinions of their players.  Since even a child can see that this is not the case, why their continued attempts matter to anyone is problematic.
  

No, let me be Frank.

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I've had multiple RoSS rot just from doing the explorer points in Sands across multiple lives since it is exclusive.


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I will not chone.

I did what I did intentionally and while my primary purpose was not to annoy the other Vaulties, I acknowledge that it was a side effect.


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Reply #4 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 5:23am
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Frank wrote on Feb 3rd, 2016 at 3:31am:
The Player's Council is just an attempt by Turdbin to show WB they value the opinions of their players, recieve rave reviews and are smashing it!


FTFY
  

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Strakeln wrote on Feb 10th, 2016 at 9:17pm:
WC can do whatever he wants.


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Reply #5 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 6:05am
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Who Cares wrote on Feb 3rd, 2016 at 1:54am:
soggy biscuit

Goddamnit.
  

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Reply #6 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 9:39am
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Cheesy
  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #7 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 9:50am
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Grin
  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #8 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 9:57am
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Cool
  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #9 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 10:01am
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My ding-a-ling.
  
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Reply #10 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 10:08am
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doubleBs wrote on Feb 2nd, 2016 at 8:36pm:
I guess the Devs felt they need more voices on the council that agree with every freaking thing they say. 


Uurlock= biggest dickweed on the mobo.


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Reply #11 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 10:48am
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How is this a surprise?  They do this every year.  The people they "pick" that don't agree with them usually don't talk much any way and when they do they are ignored.
  
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Reply #12 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 1:24pm
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well, I only hope that while uurcock will be distracted by sucking dicks, there ll be less his bullshit on mobos
  
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Reply #13 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 1:41pm
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Gringo wrote on Feb 3rd, 2016 at 1:24pm:
well, I only hope that while uurcock will be distracted by sucking dicks, there ll be less his bullshit on mobos


Exactly what I thought. He hasn't even posted in the Impeachment thread which is broadly about his ass kissing being rewarded.

Long may the silence continue.
  

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Reply #14 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 2:36pm
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Gringo wrote on Feb 3rd, 2016 at 1:24pm:
well, I only hope that while uurcock will be distracted by sucking dicks, there ll be less his bullshit on mobos


I see Uurcock seeing this as an opportunity to fap more on the mobos

  
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Reply #15 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 5:02pm
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Trust me this wont happen, he and fran are the biggest cock suckers on the mobos and in the game.
we will all be fucked now if this dumb cunt is on the players council.
time to cut my investment short and look for another game.

What a stuuuupid decision....
  
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Reply #16 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 5:26pm
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wogoflove wrote on Feb 3rd, 2016 at 5:02pm:
Trust me this wont happen, he and fran are the biggest cock suckers on the mobos and in the game.
we will all be fucked now if this dumb cunt is on the players council.
time to cut my investment short and look for another game.

What a stuuuupid decision....


They rarely listen to the PC anyway, so don't over dramatize this.  At this point, I'm not sure they could make the game any worse than they have with recent releases.
  
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Reply #17 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 5:35pm
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heh, actually it could bring uurlock to dark side -( not that dark side wants such cocksucker for sure:) ) , if he ll realize, that even turbine don't care about his bullshit:)
  
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Reply #18 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 5:39pm
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Gringo wrote on Feb 3rd, 2016 at 5:35pm:
heh, actually it could bring uurlock to dark side -( not that dark side wants such cocksucker for sure:) ) , if he ll realize, that even turbine don't care about his bullshit:)


Uurlock is already dark side, he's just pretending to be pro-Tubine to curry favor.
Did you miss his meltdown a few months ago?  The shit he was saying about Cordo and Turbine was priceless.  He's as much a dirty 'sploiter as anyone here - he just gives BJ's to the devs now for protection.

Hell, given how much of a sycophant he is on the mobos, I wouldn't be surprised if he were a Turbine dev.  Nobody rational player can be that pro-Turbine in the face of the shit sandwich they repeatedly serve to their customers.
  
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Reply #19 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 7:09pm
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If it means less lame kobold based comments on the main forums I can live with it.
  
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Reply #20 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 7:11pm
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If it means less lame kobold based comments on the main forums I can live with it.


Otherwise, you'd just DIE, wouldn't you, Remi?

Literally each and every last thing you say is gayer than when the gay parade came to Gaytown on gay pride day!

Cheesy

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Reply #21 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 7:32pm
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If it means less lame kobold based comments on the main forums I can live with it.

^ This.
  
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Reply #22 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 7:37pm
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I want chicken semen.

  

Dear players,

The D&D rules you were familiar with were too simple to understand, so we're continuing our move away from them to needlessly confusing subsystems that will make your play experience less fun and invalidate old builds and loot. We hope you have fun working out what the fuck MRR, PRR, MP, SP, RP, CL, MCL and all the other bullshit we made up whilst drunk means.

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Reply #23 - Feb 3rd, 2016 at 11:30pm
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Jock McSock wrote on Feb 3rd, 2016 at 1:41pm:
Exactly what I thought. He hasn't even posted in the Impeachment thread which is broadly about his ass kissing being rewarded.

Long may the silence continue.



He may just be too fucking stupid to realize they're talking about him.  Tongue
  
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Reply #24 - Feb 4th, 2016 at 12:54am
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Artorias wrote on Feb 3rd, 2016 at 11:30pm:
He may just be too fucking stupid to realize they're talking about him.  Tongue

only him?
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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