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No easter egg hunt this year - SSG hates Jesus
Mar 30th, 2018 at 4:58pm
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whats this shit - yes its ok to be like ok move winter games
til end of jan... cus used to be during christmas but that was
too jesus but now we cannot have our easter egg hunt?!

what the fuck is wrong with them?! are they like ISIS now?

fuck them im goin to church and praise my saviour of all
the shitty things ive done in my lifetime cus i know im
immortal and shall enter into heaven when i die... but fucked
up thing point im arguing is God shall build a new earth and
new heaven so like wtf.. um so um.. plz god make up
yer mind what the fuck are we doing??

yes relevations when communication reachest highest form
the beast 66 shall appear... ok then end war in jerusalem..
im goin to armenian quadrant already got tickets so fuck
you heathens/

um - did i miss anything???

you die often and breed like mad but die faster i giggle
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Re: No easter egg hunt this year - SSG hates Jesus
Reply #1 - Mar 30th, 2018 at 5:00pm
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Reply #2 - Mar 30th, 2018 at 5:12pm
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Darcat wrote on Mar 30th, 2018 at 4:58pm:
whats this shit - yes its ok to be like ok move winter games
til end of jan... cus used to be during christmas but that was
too jesus but now we cannot have our easter egg hunt?!

what the fuck is wrong with them?! are they like ISIS now?

fuck them im goin to church and praise my saviour of all
the shitty things ive done in my lifetime cus i know im
immortal and shall enter into heaven when i die... but fucked
up thing point im arguing is God shall build a new earth and
new heaven so like wtf.. um so um.. plz god make up
yer mind what the fuck are we doing??

yes relevations when communication reachest highest form
the beast 66 shall appear... ok then end war in jerusalem..
im goin to armenian quadrant already got tickets so fuck
you heathens/

um - did i miss anything???

you die often and breed like mad but die faster i giggle
Cool



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what the fuck guys...

Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office.

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Re: No easter egg hunt this year - SSG hates Jesus
Reply #3 - Mar 30th, 2018 at 5:29pm
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Reply #6 - Mar 30th, 2018 at 7:36pm
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darc. I will dress up in an easterbunny costume for you and paint your balls pastel colored.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #7 - Mar 30th, 2018 at 8:53pm
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Go loot 3 chests and do some laps around the marketplace. Same damn thing...
  
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Darcat wrote on Mar 30th, 2018 at 4:58pm:
um - did i miss anything???


Yes.
  

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Re: No easter egg hunt this year - SSG hates Jesus
Reply #10 - Mar 31st, 2018 at 8:03am
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no. wrote on Mar 30th, 2018 at 8:53pm:
Go loot 3 chests and do some laps around the marketplace. Same damn thing...


Not really.

Your proposal would be slightly more rewarding and far, far, far less effort.
  

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Reply #11 - Mar 31st, 2018 at 5:04pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Mar 30th, 2018 at 7:36pm:
darc. I will dress up in an easterbunny costume for you and paint your balls pastel colored.



+1 LMFAO Cheesy
  

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Reply #12 - Apr 1st, 2018 at 3:20pm
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no. wrote on Mar 30th, 2018 at 8:53pm:
Go loot 3 chests and do some laps around the marketplace. Same damn thing...


Easier and better crap.

Still, shitty festivals like those are nice in the way that dont impact in others if you dont want to play, unlike mimic shit. Also that stuff is flashy and nice for new players.

I loved the magic duel thing with the ilusionary succubi when i sarted, hell id still stop and watch it for a moment if it came back.
  
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This sincerely might be the most retarded thread I've ever read in my life.
  
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Symbiont wrote on Apr 2nd, 2018 at 12:51am:
This sincerely might be the most retarded thread I've ever read in my life.


But you haven't been here very long... not even top ten in this subforum, this one.
  

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Symbiont wrote on Apr 2nd, 2018 at 12:51am:
This sincerely might be the most retarded thread I've ever read in my life.



It's a Darcat Thread...
and it's not the most gay and retarted one. ( actually it's far from being the gayest and most retarded ever posted here )
  

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Darcat wrote on Mar 30th, 2018 at 4:58pm:
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Egg festival was shitty. No free attends, gave random crap of average chest. Lesser hearts drop rate was <0.1%.

Also easter egg collecting shit, easter bunny are all pagan things dated before Christianity came to old continent, so your god should be more original, like fighting ice giants or shit.
  

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Re: No easter egg hunt this year - SSG hates Jesus
Reply #17 - Apr 3rd, 2018 at 12:09pm
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Egg Festival was great in Europe...It ran for months, it gave teleport rods ( unbound ), XP pots ( Excellent I ) and more.
It was also the only way to get all that stuff since we didn't have The Store.

Egg Hunt here is not worth running, unless you're  in a depresive mood and want to waste time thinking of something other than jumping under a train.
  

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Reyes. wrote on Apr 1st, 2018 at 3:20pm:
I loved the magic duel thing with the ilusionary succubi when i sarted, hell id still stop and watch it for a moment if it came back.


Never understood why this wasn't a permanent feature in the marketplace. At a minimum, it should be a semi-regular feature, whether it is a weekend only event or bi-weekly event.

The only problem with this event is that you'll get some noob complaining about players stealing their buffs when they try to pop the various succibi in the marketplace.
  

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Reply #19 - Apr 4th, 2018 at 9:18am
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Flav wrote on Apr 3rd, 2018 at 12:09pm:
Egg Hunt here is not worth running, unless you're  in a depresive mood and want to waste time thinking of something other than jumping under a train.


Does the train have to be moving?
  
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Reply #20 - Apr 4th, 2018 at 10:37am
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Flav wrote on Apr 3rd, 2018 at 12:09pm:
Egg Hunt here is not worth running, unless you're  in a depresive mood and want to waste time thinking of something other than jumping under a train.


Neither is the cove or mabar or the shit they call mimic festival but those add to the game, the mimic less so, for the new players (wich are not coming in a meaningfull rate anyway).

I used to complain to myself that mavar cove and the other festivals took people from the lvling game and we had less people hitting or making lfms, but as we are now, with or without frstivals, there are no lfm anymore.
  
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Reply #21 - Apr 8th, 2018 at 9:25pm
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Well thx all for input...

I knew some would remember egg-hunt in market

IDK why they didnt do it...

Risia used to be during christmas now its moved almost
til Feb. its nuts god forbid weve a christian thingy...

even tho most of usa SSG!! christian

so yes be bias and sideways and perverted all you want

i still had great christ oops CHRISTmas and Easter
celebrating the ressurrection of my lord and savior of my
soul - eternal soul.

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Darcat, you're going to burn in hell for what you did to that poor girl.
  
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Reply #23 - May 4th, 2018 at 5:30pm
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For the record I don't think anyone "hates" Jesus, you can't really he was just some dude that died over 2000 years ago.  That would be like hating King Tut or "Fred the Shrubber" who died thousands of years ago.  Muhammed, Abraham, etc were all just dudes who managed to sell a brand and shove it down peoples throats.  They were both the Justin Beiber and Nickleback's of their time.

Now the crazy fuckers who decided that these dudes deserved a "religion" around him and should be celebrated as some sort of "God" or Prophet.   Well those heaven's gate twat waffles are people I can get behind hating.   

You just have to, their stupid burns so bad.
  

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Reply #24 - May 4th, 2018 at 5:38pm
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Groo The Wanderer wrote on May 4th, 2018 at 5:30pm:
For the record I don't think anyone "hates" Jesus, you can't really he was just some dude that died over 2000 years ago.  That would be like hating King Tut or "Fred the Shrubber" who died thousands of years ago.  Muhammed, Abraham, etc were all just dudes who managed to sell a brand and shove it down peoples throats.  They were both the Justin Beiber and Nickleback's of their time.

Now the crazy fuckers who decided that these dudes deserved a "religion" around him and should be celebrated as some sort of "God" or Prophet.   Well those heaven's gate twat waffles are people I can get behind hating.   

You just have to, their stupid burns so bad.


It matters enough to you to bump an old ass thread and get on a soap box. You should make like a tree and fuck off.
  

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majmalphunktion wrote on Mar 20th, 2014 at 6:11pm:
what the fuck guys...

Jeesus fucking shit. This shit gets me called to the principals office.

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