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Apr 9th, 2014 at 7:13pm
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The shithole DDO forums is getting more oppressive and less entertaining each day.
  

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Re: Devs scrotums aren't hacky sacks
Reply #1 - Apr 9th, 2014 at 9:18pm
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The harder they press there, the more shit squeezes onto the Vault.  The dickupine is his own worst enemy.
  
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Reply #2 - Apr 10th, 2014 at 2:28am
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I'm trying to think of which forum has the worst people I could do without.

I think this forum has more smegma though.
  
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Reply #3 - Apr 10th, 2014 at 4:13am
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Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the DDO Forums. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to us. Do you know what I'm talking about?

The Vault.

Do you want to know what it is?

Yes.

The Vault is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very web page. You can see it when you look in your monitor or when you turn on your phone browser. You can read it when you go to work... when you fap in church... when you pay your taxes. It is the bag of dicks that has been pulled over your eyes to save you from the DDO Forums.
  

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Reply #4 - Apr 10th, 2014 at 4:21am
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Aeolwind wrote on Apr 9th, 2014 at 9:18pm:
The harder they press there, the more shit squeezes onto the Vault.  The dickupine is his own worst enemy.


Prickupine?

Porcuprick?
  

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Reply #5 - Apr 10th, 2014 at 4:54am
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Revaulting wrote on Apr 10th, 2014 at 4:13am:
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the DDO Forums. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to us. Do you know what I'm talking about?

The Vault.

Do you want to know what it is?

Yes.

The Vault is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very web page. You can see it when you look in your monitor or when you turn on your phone browser. You can read it when you go to work... when you fap in church... when you pay your taxes. It is the bag of dicks that has been pulled over your eyes to save you from the DDO Forums.


+1  Wink
  

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Reply #6 - Apr 10th, 2014 at 5:03am
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Devs' scrotums aren't hacky sacks.


Wrong.
  

stainer wrote on May 16th, 2013 at 9:26am:
Oh you are good. I will be watching you.


QuantumFX wrote on Jun 5th, 2013 at 11:11am:
You are an evil human being. 


m4lacka wrote on Mar 29th, 2014 at 7:04am:
wow that post hurt a lot more than any of the namecalling i expected. Now I see why ppl consider you evil.
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Reply #7 - Apr 10th, 2014 at 6:22am
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Revaulting wrote on Apr 10th, 2014 at 4:13am:
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the DDO Forums. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to us. Do you know what I'm talking about?

The Vault.

Do you want to know what it is?

Yes.

The Vault is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very web page. You can see it when you look in your monitor or when you turn on your phone browser. You can read it when you go to work... when you fap in church... when you pay your taxes. It is the bag of dicks that has been pulled over your eyes to save you from the DDO Forums.


Nice.
  
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Reply #8 - Apr 10th, 2014 at 11:29am
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It used to be really fun to read the spell casters sub-forum when all the changes to casting came out a year or two ago.

All the posts about spell analysis backed with actual numbers. People actually debating what are the better spells, why, and playstyles they fit into.

Sometimes you still see that when new gear comes out.
  

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Reply #9 - Apr 10th, 2014 at 5:12pm
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I am so sick of the main forums.  Nothing but half truths or outright lies.
  

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Reply #10 - Apr 10th, 2014 at 7:28pm
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Syphilitic soccer balls then?
  
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Reply #11 - Apr 10th, 2014 at 9:34pm
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Hi Jerry, you suck.
  

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Reply #12 - Apr 10th, 2014 at 9:35pm
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Hi Amanda, you suck.
  

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Reply #13 - Apr 11th, 2014 at 11:18am
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Who's the best at sucking? My bet is Jerry-mander, he's certainly got more experience.
  
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Reply #14 - Aug 2nd, 2018 at 11:17am
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Who's the best at sucking? My bet is Jerry-mander, he's certainly got more experience.


Rubbins mom probs. If you have never tryed a toothless blowjob just call that bitch  and try it for yourself. You won't regret it. Teeth are overrated  Wink
  

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Reply #15 - Aug 2nd, 2018 at 11:37am
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Mogambo Guru wrote on Aug 2nd, 2018 at 11:17am:
Rubbins mom probs. If you have never tryed a toothless blowjob just call that bitch  and try it for yourself. You won't regret it. Teeth are overrated  Wink

it's a step up genetically for you guys. dont squander this chance to dilute some of that inbred blood in your village of 20.
  

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Reply #16 - Aug 2nd, 2018 at 11:41am
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Rubbinns wrote on Aug 2nd, 2018 at 11:37am:
it's a step up genetically for you guys. dont squander this chance to dilute some of that inbred blood in your village of 20.


I didn't know the bitch could handle 20 at the same time. I shoudn't be surprised though having no teeth leavs a lot of open room.  Grin
  

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Mogambo Guru wrote on Aug 2nd, 2018 at 11:41am:
I didn't know the bitch could handle 20 at the same time. I shoudn't be surprised though having no teeth leavs a lot of open room.  Grin

well it's easier when your village has 12 inches between 20 men, so....
  

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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Rubbinns wrote on Aug 2nd, 2018 at 11:43am:
well it's easier when your village has 12 inches between 20 men, so....
           


Have you measured it yourself? And then you wonder what they call you faggot? You fucking fagot  Cheesy
  

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Reply #19 - Aug 2nd, 2018 at 11:58am
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Mogambo Guru wrote on Aug 2nd, 2018 at 11:47am:
Have you measured it yourself? And then you wonder what they call you faggot? You fucking fagot  Cheesy

I was being generous with the measurements.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #20 - Aug 2nd, 2018 at 12:02pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Aug 2nd, 2018 at 11:58am:
I was being generous with the measurements.


It doesn't make you less of a fag  Wink Rojoice in your grandeur you are a generous faggot
  

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Now, if will, you must forgive me, but I've got your mom ready with his toothels deep mouth open waiting to be fucked. I See you later faggot 


Have fun with the dummy Smiley
  

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Reply #22 - Aug 2nd, 2018 at 12:07pm
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Mogambo Guru wrote on Aug 2nd, 2018 at 12:02pm:
Rojoice in your grandeur you are a generous faggot

I like to give
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #23 - Aug 2nd, 2018 at 2:32pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Aug 2nd, 2018 at 12:07pm:
I like to give


Don't lie. Not any more than you like to recieve. Faggot  Smiley
  

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Reply #24 - Aug 2nd, 2018 at 3:55pm
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Mogambo Guru wrote on Aug 2nd, 2018 at 2:32pm:
Don't lie. Not any more than you like to recieve. Faggot  Smiley

i mean, you get what you give.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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