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Jul 31st, 2018 at 7:37pm
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Just need a place to post this since I get asked for my build oftenish.   it's not bestemest ever, it's just what I play.

Human (If not human don't take Maximize)

Strength 16 (Level ups go here)
Dexterity 15
Constitution 16
Intelligence 15
Wisdom 8
Charisma 8

+8 Tomes -  pay to win fuckers.

Level 1 (Ranger) Feat: (Selected) Dodge
Feat: (Favored Enemy) Favored Enemy: Undead
Feat: (Human Bonus) Power Attack (SWAP for Precision at higher levels)

Level 3 (Ranger) Feat: (Selected) Past Life: Sneak of Shadows

Level 5 (Ranger) Feat: (Favored Enemy) Favored Enemy: Giant

Level 6 (Ranger) Feat: (Selected) Exotic Weapon Proficiency: Khopesh

Level 9 (Ranger) Feat: (Selected) Improved Critical: Slashing Weapons

Level 10 (Ranger) Feat: (Favored Enemy) Favored Enemy: Orc

Level 12 (Ranger) Feat: (Selected) Improved Critical: Piercing Weapons (for Celestias and Flow)

Level 15 (Ranger) Feat: (Favored Enemy) Favored Enemy: Evil Outsider Feat: (Selected) Maximize Spell

Level 18 (Ranger) Feat: (Selected) Quicken Spell

Level 20 (Ranger) Feat: (Favored Enemy) Favored Enemy: Human

Level 21 (Epic) Feat: (Selected) Epic: Overwhelming Critical

Level 24 (Epic) Feat: (Selected) Empower Healing Spell

Level 26 (Epic) Feat: (Epic Destiny) Primal Sphere: Perfect Two Weapon Fighting

Level 27 (Epic) Feat: (Selected) Epic: Epic Reflexes

Level 28 (Epic) Feat: (Epic Destiny) Toughness

Level 29 (Epic) Feat: (Epic Destiny) Multiple Spheres: Dire Charge

Level 30 (Epic) Feat: (Selected) Epic: Epic Toughness
Feat: (Legendary) Scion of the Ethereal Plane

Gear . . . let's me fit is both Mist and Silent Avenger sets.

Head Legendary Executioners Helm
Neck Slavelord lord Con/CON/Devotion
Eyes Van Richten's Spectacles
Trinket Crafted Hjealing amp/Dodge 15/Insightful STR +7
Armor Legendary Mist-Laden Vestment
Back Legendary Shadowhail Cloak
Wrists Legendary Bracers of the Fallen Hero
Hands Molten Silver Gauntlets
Waist Legendary Braided Cutcord
Feet Legendary Flightfoot Greaves
Ring 1 Legendary Ring of Nightfall
Ring 2 Prowess

Insert augments to round stuff out.   I do a shit load of gear swaps.

Weapons:   Primary trash weapon is a Mythic 4 Flow, off-hand alternates between and affirmation LGS Khopesh (150 stacking devotion, hjealing amp, Good blast) and a Draconic Reniggeration Khopesh to get action boosts. 

Have dual flows, dual Calamities, pretty much everything since I've been playing this toon forever.

At cap is 2000ish HP, 240 PRR, about 19k DPS.
  
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Reply #1 - Jul 31st, 2018 at 7:39pm
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moar like titty tempest!


  

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Reply #2 - Jul 31st, 2018 at 7:51pm
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sick grim solo nigga
  

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I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #3 - Jul 31st, 2018 at 8:24pm
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Rubbinns wrote on Jul 31st, 2018 at 7:51pm:
sick grim solo nigga

Thanks, it's just flow demonstration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfd6JVnK3oo&t=

I've completed R6, R7 keeps killing me with the Divine Wrath Smiley
  
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Bigjunk wrote on Jul 31st, 2018 at 8:24pm:
Divine Wrath

Oh, that spell that deals light damage, ignores spell absorb, and is will based so ignores evasion too? No biggie.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Bigjunk wrote on Jul 31st, 2018 at 8:24pm:
, R7 keeps killing me


Geet gut, scurb.
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Enchantments?
  
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SpaceGoat wrote on Aug 1st, 2018 at 10:45am:
Enchantments?



  
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Reply #9 - Aug 1st, 2018 at 6:53pm
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God I loved that character.

Still one of the best RPGs of all time.
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Reply #10 - Aug 1st, 2018 at 8:53pm
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Bigjunk wrote on Jul 31st, 2018 at 8:24pm:
Thanks, it's just flow demonstration.            



















Do you still  shove 2 fingers up your ass every time you actívate KTA or you keep them stuck in there for the whole run? 

And most important, do you cut your nails?  Smiley
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Reply #11 - Aug 2nd, 2018 at 12:35am
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I have to get the gerbil out somehow.
  
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https://youtu.be/S7TIUZ6RHDc

Us being retarded last night, I hope you find it as funny as we did.
  
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Bigjunk wrote on Aug 2nd, 2018 at 12:35am:
I have to get the gerbil out somehow.
           














LOL. I thought you did it for pleasure, sorry  Tongue. If it's a matter of hygiene and being clean, and given that your shithole is probably dilated enough to squeeze a melon up there,  I would recomend you to try and shove up there  an orange juicer. Start with the tip only and after 2 days you will probably be abe to turn it on for the whole run with no pain at all.  Wink
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Reply #14 - Aug 3rd, 2018 at 2:30pm
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Have you considered squeezing 4 AP from Tempest and Picking up FE: Undead and Animal from Vistani and Falconer?
  

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QuantumFX wrote on Aug 3rd, 2018 at 2:30pm:
Have you considered squeezing 4 AP


He finds it funnier squeezing melons up his ass, especially when he activates KTA. 1 melon per click.
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Mogambo Guru wrote on Aug 3rd, 2018 at 2:36pm:
He finds it funnier squeezing melons up his ass, especially when he activates KTA. 1 melon per click.


FE:   Melon will be next TR.

  
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QuantumFX wrote on Aug 3rd, 2018 at 2:30pm:
Have you considered squeezing 4 AP from tempest and Picking up FE: Undead and Animal from Vistani and Falconer?



It's a good idea, though to be honest the toons getting almost 19K DPS in a Brunsmash test (test on R5 and scale upward) who isn't an FE so I haven't changed my FEs in ages.
  
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Bigjunk wrote on Aug 3rd, 2018 at 3:49pm:
FE:   Melon will be next TR.



I think your ready for the next step, try watermelon.

Did you already  clean your butthole with the oraje juicer? May be a bit painfull the first times but I garantee you that after a couple sessions your asshole willv end up almost as clean as rubbins mouth    Cheesy
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Mogambo Guru wrote on Aug 4th, 2018 at 4:42am:
May be a bit painfull the first times but I garantee you that after a couple sessions your asshole with end

i would commit suicide if typed like this
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Rubbinns wrote on Aug 4th, 2018 at 5:11am:
i would commit suicide




If only...  Grin . I would probably consider it too, if I were such a faggot like you.  Wink
  

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The hemorrhoids get in the way. 

BTW . . . I'm president of the KNN fanclub, troll a different post please.   If you're going to troll me at least do it with pictures of lynchings. 
  
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Mogambo Guru wrote on Aug 4th, 2018 at 7:50am:
I would probably consider it too

it's always an option for you. never getting past the 6th grade must be really hard on you. maybe one day you can get a debit card and stop hating ash because the man has a job.
  

Mockduck wrote on Aug 30th, 2010 at 2:20pm:
I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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Reply #23 - Aug 4th, 2018 at 9:04pm
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someone's gotta pay my welfare
  

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Bigjunk wrote on Aug 4th, 2018 at 1:18pm:
BTW . . . I'm president of the KNN fanclub, troll a different post please. 


+1. LOL that caught me of guard. If only the other faggots here were as wise as you. I will not troll you further, shoudn't be trolling my fans I guess. You tempest  is tits. I've, ocasionally, hejaled you with my gimp cleric. Sick hjeal ampli  Wink

Bigjunk wrote on Aug 4th, 2018 at 1:18pm:
If you're going to troll me at least do it with pictures of lynchings.   


LOL. Not my thing sorry. I'm more into throat fucking rubbins toothles mom  Wink
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