Regardless of what gimp build you choose, i think you should drop all barbarian levels. I mean your going to fucking be gimp you might as well stick to the flavor aspect, even if it is shit flavored.
If you really intend to rape peoples ears talking about how fucking cool your BardBearian is you need to go fucking all in.
When some poor retarded fucker makes the unforgivable error of asking you about your fuckwit approved build, as in the ultimate stupid fucking question; "How many Barbarian levels are you going to take?"
This is where you go for it, you are going to blow this guys mind, and make me fucking blow chunks because I always seem to get these fucktards in my groups.
You say the following shit, and it is very important you key the mic the entire time:
"I am not taking any barbarian levels, I am a BardBearian get it, A bard that's a bear, not a Barbarian, that's the best part about my build, I get to be a BardBearian and don't even have to take any Barbarian levels, don't you see what a great idea this is, I just love Flavor builds they really add a whole new aspect to the game, I go so tired of just soloing Epic Elites all the time I really needed to challenge myself, having gone triple completionist on my main with max twists and fate points, the game is just too easy, you have to go out and make your own challenge, sure I died 15 times or so already but hey it's about having fun right, and you didn't mind you had to come all the way back to the jump room because you know, bears can't jump, do you know what I mean?" (The punctuation is correct, this should be read as one long sentence . You may want to try to master the art of circular breathing.)
Bonus points, if nobody ask you the set up question just wait until the dragons are down to about 5% to start spewing this shit.
Double bonus points if you get on opportunity to roll on something.
Triple bonus points if you win the roll.
Quadruple bonus points if they actually give it to you.
YOU WIN THE FUCKING GAME: If you can fail a raid just by spewing this shit.
TL/DR
Just some gay shit for the OP just keep fucking scrolling.
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