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Dec 20th, 2014 at 1:54pm
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Fuck your yarking kobolds and annoying gnomes suggestions, stick your parrots and pandas and cubes with hats up your arse.
Don't forget your retarded hirelings and summons too while you are at it.
Thank you.
  
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Reply #1 - Dec 20th, 2014 at 3:08pm
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Wipe wrote on Dec 20th, 2014 at 1:54pm:
Fuck your yarking kobolds and annoying gnomes suggestions, stick your parrots and pandas and cubes with hats up your arse.
Don't forget your retarded hirelings and summons too while you are at it.
Thank you.


Just how big do you think this hypothetical ass is?
  

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Reply #2 - Dec 20th, 2014 at 3:18pm
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About the size of the chasm in coal chamber
  
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Reply #3 - Dec 20th, 2014 at 5:35pm
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Grin Grin Grin Grin
  

if your worse than me your a noob
if your better than me you need to get a life!
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Reply #4 - Dec 20th, 2014 at 5:46pm
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Not sure what brought about this rage post, but I agree.  Always hated turbine's poor attempt at cuteness in the game.

"Oh look, a talking parrot! And there's a cute little baby construct following that guy.  Watch out for the mess that adorable little gelatinous cube left.  Kiss "

Hello Kitty Dungeon Adventures R Us, the next generation of DnD if turbine is allowed to live.
  
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Reply #5 - Dec 20th, 2014 at 5:58pm
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I think the companions are awesome.
  
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Reply #7 - Dec 20th, 2014 at 8:39pm
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Wipe wrote on Dec 20th, 2014 at 1:54pm:
Fuck your yarking kobolds and annoying gnomes suggestions, stick your parrots and pandas and cubes with hats up your arse.Don't forget your retarded hirelings and summons too while you are at it.Thank you


Hoo-rah what a waste of space those things are. be good enough to not need hirelings and grown up enough not to need useless pets. summons can be useful situationally, but it would be nice if they could live through even one fight at higher levels.
  
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Reply #9 - Dec 22nd, 2014 at 2:57am
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I think I've like 15 pets which I don't ever use.
It's mostly like a collection I guess.
  
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Reply #10 - Dec 22nd, 2014 at 3:12am
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Wipe wrote on Dec 20th, 2014 at 1:54pm:
Fuck your yarking kobolds and annoying gnomes suggestions, stick your parrots and pandas and cubes with hats up your arse.
Don't forget your retarded hirelings and summons too while you are at it.
Thank you.


Yeah!

What this game needs are Kendar and Psionics.

Oh and Lilarcor. You're gonna love that.
  
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Reply #11 - Dec 22nd, 2014 at 5:01am
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Barkabout wrote on Dec 20th, 2014 at 8:12pm:



I'd hit that,tongue first!
  
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Reply #12 - Dec 22nd, 2014 at 5:48am
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Barkabout wrote on Dec 20th, 2014 at 8:12pm:
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What search phrase and engine returned that image as a first page result?
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #13 - Dec 22nd, 2014 at 7:21am
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Skoodge wrote on Dec 20th, 2014 at 3:08pm:
Just how big do you think this hypothetical ass is?


Go ask Gawna
  
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Reply #14 - Dec 22nd, 2014 at 7:36am
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Eye Dash wrote on Dec 22nd, 2014 at 5:01am:
I'd hit that,tongue first!


You sick bastard.    Grin
  
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Reply #15 - Dec 22nd, 2014 at 11:07am
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Cairnoir wrote on Dec 22nd, 2014 at 3:12am:
Yeah!

What this game needs are Kendar and Psionics.

Oh and Lilarcor. You're gonna love that.

No, it needs Lumis. Floating head ftw. Better yet, Lumi pet.
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Reply #16 - Dec 22nd, 2014 at 11:22am
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rest wrote on Dec 20th, 2014 at 5:58pm:
I think the companions are awesome.

We know.
  

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Reply #17 - Dec 22nd, 2014 at 1:35pm
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But what will they sell?
  
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Reply #18 - Dec 25th, 2014 at 9:51pm
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OldCoaly wrote on Dec 22nd, 2014 at 5:48am:
What search phrase and engine returned that image as a first page result?


It's 4chan copypasta.
  
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Reply #19 - Dec 26th, 2014 at 1:12am
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OldCoaly wrote on Dec 22nd, 2014 at 5:48am:
What search phrase and engine returned that image as a first page result?

Wait,!? Wut?  This is the kind of thing that you would like to be able to find easily... Okay... *backs up to the door and sneaks out and runs
  

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