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Reply #100 - Mar 30th, 2015 at 6:32pm
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Daggertooth wrote on Mar 30th, 2015 at 6:19am:
Not so much upset as simply annoyed.   Since the game started in 2006 I have always been about 3-4 years ahead of everyone in terms of build concepts.   The cycle has gone around and around much like the clowns who go around and around TR'ing over and over to try to convince people that they matter.    And w/o fail the same thing happens every time.   The web example in the previous post is a good example.   Its just my approach.    The only problem I have with it is having to be subjected to people's fucking stupidity over and over and over.  I am just tired of these stuipid puppets mouthing off.  Its like Jesus being crucified and then after he's dead the same people who crucified him then not only adopt his concepts but then act like they're the ones who came up with it.   In my entire life I have never seen people do it as much as the DDO community.   Countless things that I come up with.. almost everything that I start using.. I am first stigmatized for.. during that phase I have to hear some stupid dog puppet echo some piece of information that they were taught on the forum by Big Dog.    Not only am I a better player than Big Dog, but I know things that Big Dog doesn't know.  And yet still I have to then subjected to the public outcry.. basically a stuipid herd of complete fucking idiots who get some satisfaction in yammering on the sentiments of Big Dog.   Somehow satisfied that they were finally able to give the tongue lashing to someone else that they had to endure so many times.    Meanwhile, I am the one who taught Big Dog everything he knows and yet no one is aware of that.   Now if there were more people to play with who weren't weak minded followers of Big Dog, than it wouldnt' be so much an issue.  But sadly the entire fucking commuinity is utterly retarded aside from a very select few (they know who they are.. but most likely do not want to post) because the mob mentality is too stupid and big and its just not worth instigating anything with it.   

This thread is just a simple reminder to people with over 1000 HP.    See if people with over 1000 HP knew their place (on the floor drinking out of the dog bowl), there wouldn't be a need for threads like this.   But there is too much dog mob mentality going around... too much ignorance.  Not enough people know their place.   Too many stupid people convincing other stuipid people of what makes a good character.  And meanwhile those of who keep the wheels turning below the surface slip further and further into obscurity.   The pioneers, rule breakers, inventors.. vanguards, paragons among us (mainly me, as I'm the only one who can really fit all those descriptions).



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Reply #101 - Mar 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm
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Daggertooth wrote on Mar 28th, 2015 at 2:59pm:
Before you put your head up your ass any further, keep in mind that this is dual wielding daggers at a very high attack rate (11 30% haste boosts per minute, 15-20 4X crit profile, 80% offhand chance, 50 backstab per hit, and another 70 or so per hit from poison, elemental, entropic, hemorraging.
It works out to about 1600 damage/second under ideal circumstances.  And don't forget I'm also the one CC'ing the mobs. 



You do realize my Spell DC focused WIZARD does more melee dps than that.  If you think 1600 dps is good you are so disconnected from reality that I don't know what to say.
  
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Reply #102 - Mar 30th, 2015 at 6:51pm
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Ash wrote on Mar 30th, 2015 at 6:44pm:
You do realize my Spell DC focused WIZARD does more melee dps than that.  If you think 1600 dps is good you are so disconnected from reality that I don't know what to say.


"Reroll."  That's what you tell them when they think the build is good and it is horribly underpowered

Dagger, Reroll.
  
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Reply #103 - Mar 30th, 2015 at 7:46pm
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DropBear wrote on Mar 30th, 2015 at 5:49pm:
Surely you jest good sir!
This thread is all WIN!

I haven't seen anyone this disconnected from reality since Cordo tried running Elite difficulty.



The Chilldude "I Am Tolkien" thread was pretty good until Cordo closed it today.
  

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Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Reply #104 - Mar 30th, 2015 at 8:50pm
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Yobai wrote on Mar 30th, 2015 at 7:46pm:
The Chilldude "I Am Tolkien" thread was pretty good until Cordo closed it today.

Link plz.

Or did Cordo do more than just lock it?
  

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Reply #105 - Mar 30th, 2015 at 10:35pm
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Thanks for another practical demonstration of Poe's Law?
  

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Reply #106 - Mar 31st, 2015 at 12:08am
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I'm still uncertain as to what the OPs gripe was? Was it that folks with hi HP aren't doing enough DPs, and thus not carrying their weight? Or just compulsive hatred of folks with lots of HP in general....

just was hoping for a bit of clarification.
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Reply #107 - Mar 31st, 2015 at 12:30am
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ZooperDooper wrote on Mar 31st, 2015 at 12:08am:
I'm still uncertain as to what the OPs gripe was? Was it that folks with hi HP aren't doing enough DPs, and thus not carrying their weight? Or just compulsive hatred of folks with lots of HP in general....


Compulsive hatred of people who do not share his "vision".
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
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Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
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everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
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I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
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DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
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Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
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Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
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Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
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Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
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Reply #108 - Mar 31st, 2015 at 1:14am
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Wondering if the 1st step in his Master Plan to fix things was to annex Poland?

OldCoaly wrote on Mar 31st, 2015 at 12:30am:
Compulsive hatred of people who do not share his "vision".

  
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Reply #109 - Mar 31st, 2015 at 3:02am
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ZooperDooper wrote on Mar 31st, 2015 at 12:08am:
I'm still uncertain as to what the OPs gripe was? Was it that folks with hi HP aren't doing enough DPs, and thus not carrying their weight? Or just compulsive hatred of folks with lots of HP in general....

just was hoping for a bit of clarification.


It's easy to miss amongst the humor.
Allow me to summarize.

If you don't have his build, you're gimp.
If you do have his build, then you're gimp because you're 3-4 years behind the OP's awesomeness.
If you have the OP's next build, then you're gimp because you copied his idea.

TL: DR - everyone in DDO is gimp except the OP, who is a god of the gaming and real world (started playing PnP at age 4, started GM'ing at age 7, and now at the age of 10 is a god of the gaming world).
  
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Reply #110 - Mar 31st, 2015 at 3:30am
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So... the OP is...

Stoddard?

WHY ARENT YEW HEELING ME YEW NEWBS!?!? YOU SUCK!

DropBear wrote on Mar 31st, 2015 at 3:02am:
It's easy to miss amongst the humor.
Allow me to summarize.

If you don't have his build, you're gimp.
If you do have his build, then you're gimp because you're 3-4 years behind the OP's awesomeness.
If you have the OP's next build, then you're gimp because you copied his idea.

TL: DR - everyone in DDO is gimp except the OP, who is a god of the gaming and real world (started playing PnP at age 4, started GM'ing at age 7, and now at the age of 10 is a god of the gaming world).

  
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Reply #111 - Mar 31st, 2015 at 3:35am
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I didn't follow this thread much. But I suspect it needs more academical degrees.
  
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Re: Fuck You and your 1500 HP
Reply #112 - Mar 31st, 2015 at 10:20am
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DropBear wrote on Mar 31st, 2015 at 3:02am:
It's easy to miss amongst the humor.
Allow me to summarize.

If you don't have his build, you're gimp.
If you do have his build, then you're gimp because you're 3-4 years behind the OP's awesomeness.
If you have the OP's next build, then you're gimp because you copied his idea.

TL: DR - everyone in DDO is gimp except the OP, who is a god of the gaming and real world (started playing PnP at age 4, started GM'ing at age 7, and now at the age of 10 is a god of the gaming world).


Also, everyone has an easy button except him because HP and PRR.
  

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Reply #113 - Mar 31st, 2015 at 10:51am
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DropBear wrote on Mar 31st, 2015 at 3:02am:
It's easy to miss amongst the humor.
Allow me to summarize.

If you don't have his build, you're gimp.
If you do have his build, then you're gimp because you're 3-4 years behind the OP's awesomeness.
If you have the OP's next build, then you're gimp because you copied his idea.

TL: DR - everyone in DDO is gimp except the OP, who is a god of the gaming and real world (started playing PnP at age 4, started GM'ing at age 7, and now at the age of 10 is a god of the gaming world).


Im glad someone finally gets it.
  
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Reply #114 - Mar 31st, 2015 at 11:11am
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Daggertooth wrote on Mar 31st, 2015 at 10:51am:
DropBear wrote on Mar 31st, 2015 at 3:02am:
TL: DR - everyone in DDO is gimp except the OP, who is a god of the gaming and real world (started playing PnP at age 4, started GM'ing at age 7, and now at the age of 10 is a god of the gaming world).

Im glad someone finally gets it.

10 year-olds should not be here on the Vault.

Go back to 4th grade where you belong.
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Reply #115 - Mar 31st, 2015 at 1:27pm
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Arkat wrote on Mar 31st, 2015 at 11:11am:
Im glad someone finally gets it.

10 year-olds should not be here on the Vault.

Go back to 4th grade where you belong. [/quote]

I think they are on Spring Break right now, so they have a lot of free time on their hands.
  
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Reply #116 - Mar 31st, 2015 at 2:02pm
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Daggertooth wrote on Mar 31st, 2015 at 10:51am:
Im glad someone finally gets it.


come back when you are old enough to shave
  

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Reply #117 - Mar 31st, 2015 at 4:40pm
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Yobai wrote on Mar 31st, 2015 at 2:02pm:
come back when you are old enough to shave


Daggertooth's balls haven't dropped yet.   Grin
  

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Reply #118 - Mar 31st, 2015 at 6:55pm
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I was an aa monkcher, but as the game evolves so does ur character, now I am a swf bf khopesh paly (ya human is better doin bf iconic) and I like to be able to wade into a mob blitzing and not really on anyone else.  300 400 crits, I am at 800-1200 low side (un stunned with no blitz etc) and my attack speed is 45, not 15 with my 11 action boosts it is 75.  Enjoy ur 300 400 crits ....
  
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Reply #119 - Mar 31st, 2015 at 8:46pm
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Someone please start a best of daggertooth thread. Someone besides daggertooth.
  
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Reply #120 - Mar 31st, 2015 at 10:06pm
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Pants Shitter wrote on Mar 31st, 2015 at 8:46pm:
Someone please start a best of daggertooth thread. Someone besides daggertooth.

According to daggertooth, you're already here.
  
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Reply #121 - Apr 1st, 2015 at 1:30am
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Daggertooth wrote on Mar 31st, 2015 at 10:51am:
Im glad someone finally gets it.


And I just want to add... I'm proud of everyone.  Its never easy to bestow godhood on someone.  The fact that you guys are able to admit that I was and always will be right about eveything really attests to your character as a community. 

To be honest, I"m not sure a god is entirely appropriate.  Saint might be better.    Hopefully the boys in the back room can put their heads together and come up with something fitting for a forum title.  I'll check back on your progress in a few days.


  
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Reply #122 - Apr 1st, 2015 at 2:12am
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Daggertooth wrote on Apr 1st, 2015 at 1:30am:
And I just want to add... I'm proud of everyone.  Its never easy to bestow godhood on someone.  The fact that you guys are able to admit that I was and always will be right about eveything really attests to your character as a community. 

To be honest, I"m not sure a god is entirely appropriate.  Saint might be better.    Hopefully the boys in the back room can put their heads together and come up with something fitting for a forum title.  I'll check back on your progress in a few days.


It's the least we could do.    Cool

Another happy visitor boyz - job done.  (Cordo doesn't provide a service like this).
  
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Reply #123 - Apr 1st, 2015 at 9:53am
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Daggertooth wrote on Mar 31st, 2015 at 10:51am:
Im glad someone finally gets it.


please, show us your godly power, ie post more of your bullshit
  
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Reply #124 - Apr 1st, 2015 at 10:03am
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This guy can't be serious....is he? This was posted couple days ago so it can't be an April Fools jokes.


I lost it when they started screaming about 500-400-300 damage crits lol
  
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