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Yes, like Notharharhar my butthut is my guiding star    
  6 (3.8%)
No    
  11 (7.0%)
donuts    
  22 (14.0%)
Yes, but also because like Notharharhar I would like my forum ban lifted    
  5 (3.2%)
boobs    
  25 (15.9%)
sever    
  7 (4.5%)
Fuck No!    
  19 (12.1%)
Exploits?    
  17 (10.8%)
send PM please    
  19 (12.1%)
What the fuck Notharharhar? uncool you bitch!    
  26 (16.6%)




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Reply #75 - Jul 14th, 2015 at 3:35am
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merciless wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 3:23am:
The question is whether the pole is spinning or she is....I recall being gutted whilst in a gentleman's establishment watching a very talented young woman on a pole.... I was horrified when I realised she wasn't spinning around the pole but merely gripping the pole which was, of course, on bearings so spun with her.
looking at the excellent gif above it would seem the pole is spinning as well....
I was equally horrifed that my inner nerd was strong enough to let me notice this, rather totally focus on the near naked chick  Undecided



Yes the pole has to spin.
Otherwise you need a lack of friction to spin, and plenty of friction to not slide straight down it. 

For the blokes wanting to try it - being hairless helps too - so shave your thigh rugs before using your wife's dancing pole (not a euphemism).   Wink
  
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Reply #76 - Jul 14th, 2015 at 3:36am
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Rubbinns wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 1:20am:
wow, you got all that from that rabbit?


Hey, it's a talented rabbit!

Skoodge wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 2:44am:
'You want a hand job?'
'No thanks honey, you almost ripped it off last time.'



Not just the hands.  Pole dancing is excellent for the pelvic floor muscles too, supposedly......
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merciless wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 3:23am:
I was equally horrifed that my inner nerd was strong enough to let me notice this, rather totally focus on the near naked chick  Undecided


Somebody pull that guy's man card. Two week ban, while you think about what you have done.
  
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Reply #78 - Jul 14th, 2015 at 6:08am
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Strakeln wrote on Jul 13th, 2015 at 7:31pm:
I remember the first (and only) time I saw a stripper actually pole dancing (as opposed to just spinning around on it occasionally). It is quite fascinating to watch, even without exposed tits and snatch.


And that is how you met your wife, eh? Cheesy
  

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The most broken epic PL in the game is the ridiculous AC buff from martial PLs. But when you include all the inherent benefits from reincarnation, the thing is above the roof. The benefit from TR was supposed to be minimal, but now it is game breaking. start a new character and you will feel, you will get raped in heroics.

Personally I think lower heroics on new characters are harder than Legendary Elite content on a character with good gear and has all destinies farmed.


Arkat wrote on Apr 2nd, 2014 at 4:14pm:
And someone in another thread called ME delusional recently!

Wow.

Have you EVER gone to Law School Feyn? Have you EVER been asked by a United States Senator who is now the Vice President of the United States to write a paper just for him on a particular topic of Constitutional Law for his use as a Senator? Have you ever been asked to help a very notable Harvard PhD turned Constitutional scholar with his very-well received book on Legal Philosophy and Constitutional Revolutions? Have you ever been offered a job as a Deputy Attorney General BEFORE you even graduated Law School?

No? Then STFU you fucking amateur.


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Thx. I was semi-waiting because windows 10 will be here soon. but, the crashing is making me want to punch old people.


IMARANGER wrote on Sep 8th, 2014 at 5:40pm:
Pretty sure that the fact that a service can be hacked doesn't make it the "community chest".
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Re: Would butthurt make you give exploits to Cordovan?
Reply #79 - Jul 14th, 2015 at 7:33am
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merciless wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 3:23am:
The question is whether the pole is spinning or she is...


I suspect neither.  Pretty sure the models are stationary and the illusion of movement comes from multiple cameras surrounding here - basically the same technique they used in the Matrix.  If you notice, their hair doesn't seem to move.
  

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Reply #80 - Jul 14th, 2015 at 9:35am
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DropBear wrote on Jul 13th, 2015 at 6:08pm:
RV - shouldn't this be prefaced with some kinda warning.

I just wanted to have a legitimate reason to use curly braces.
  

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DropBear wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 3:36am:
Pole dancing is excellent for the pelvic floor muscles too, supposedly......


So, what you're saying is that more men need to practice pole dancing? Cause isn't it the pelvic muscles you use to hold back ejaculation?
  
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Angry wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 9:45am:
So, what you're saying is that more men need to practice pole dancing?

Sure, it's fun, but bloody hard.

Angry wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 9:45am:
Cause isn't it the pelvic muscles you use to hold back ejaculation?
Ummm.. who wants to hold it back....    Shocked
  
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DropBear wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 9:48am:
Ummm.. who wants to hold it back....    Shocked


Men who want to want a woman come through penetrative sex?

Yeah, sorry.. I wasn't talking about masturbation.
  
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Reply #84 - Jul 14th, 2015 at 10:18am
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Angry wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 9:55am:
Men who want to want a woman come through penetrative sex?

Yeah, sorry.. I wasn't talking about masturbation.


Ohhhh......
Gotcha.    Wink

Have to be careful holding it back too much, could rupture your Urethra...  very painful.

  
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Angry wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 9:45am:
So, what you're saying is that more men need to practice
pole dancing?


Sorry don't do nuttin for me.. rather disturbing tbh


  

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AllBorkedup wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 11:11am:
Sorry don't do nuttin for me.. rather disturbing tbh


We...really didn't need the visual.
  

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AllBorkedup wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 11:11am:
Sorry don't do nuttin for me.. rather disturbing tbh


Grin well, fair has to be fair.

I once knew a guy who said that in his teens he was practising gymnastics and could reach his own dick with his mouth.
  
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Angry wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 1:52pm:
I once knew a guy who said that in his teens he was practising gymnastics and could reach his own dick with his mouth.


http://videosift.com/video/SNL-Will-Ferrel-Autofellates-in-Yoga-Class
  
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Angry wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 9:55am:
Men who want to want a woman come through penetrative sex?

sorry, not my problem. now go fix me a sandwich
  

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Rubbinns wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 5:09pm:
sorry, not my problem. now go fix me a sandwich




Yeah, my sandwich is broken, too.
  

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And that is how you met your wife, eh? Cheesy

No, but it was my first proposal rejection Grin
  

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Angry wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 9:55am:
Men who want to want a woman come through penetrative sex?

It's.... not a race?
  

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Strakeln wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 8:52pm:
It's.... not a race?


Can be.  Depends if the footy is on and how close the scores are ......
  
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DropBear wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 9:40pm:
Can be.  Depends if the footy is on and how close the scores are ......


I know what you mean.  I can't last half as long when there is an NBA game on.  I see those guys throw down a dunk and I'm sprayin' like a drunk DRC child soldier with full clip.
  

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Angry wrote on Jul 14th, 2015 at 9:55am:
Men who want to want a woman come through penetrative sex?




Pah! more feminist propaganda perpetuating the myth of the female orgasm...

I've slept with hundreds of women, and not one of them ever orgasmed...
obviously nonsense.
  

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merciless wrote on Jul 15th, 2015 at 8:00am:
Pah! more feminist propaganda perpetuating the myth of the female orgasm...

I've slept with hundreds of women, and not one of them ever orgasmed...
obviously nonsense.


You have a spelling mistake in your signature......  "the're" should be "they're"
YMVW
  
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DropBear wrote on Jul 15th, 2015 at 8:02am:
You have a spelling mistake in your signature......  "the're" should be "they're"
YMVW


It helps differentiate from my myriad of imposters
  

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DropBear wrote on Jul 15th, 2015 at 8:02am:
You have a spelling mistake in your signature......  "the're" should be "they're"
YMVW


There relly gits on you're nerves, huh?
  

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DropBear wrote on Jul 15th, 2015 at 8:02am:
You have a spelling mistake in your signature......  "the're" should be "they're"
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