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Marvel at my uber-ness-ess!
Sep 16th, 2010 at 10:14pm
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Feel free to marvel and envy me today, go ahead I do not mind for I have won the fabulous and mysterious DDO "Aggregation/X Lottery". I will pause now to bask in my glory.


OK, done basking. So I know what is the question everyone wants to know "Kit, what epic, awesome and uber items have you won, oh most honored and deservedness?".

Well, seeing you asked so nicely I shall tell you. One Wand of Suggestion, only slightly used with 29 of 50 charges remaining (which made me wonder what nefarious purposes the Devs could have put a Wand of Suggestion to use with their Fanboi base, until I managed to seriously traumatise myself). 5 lasting potions of fire resist (10/DR). 10 scrolls of True Seeing. 5 potions of lesser restore. 5 potions of haste. 10 tasty hams.

AND...... *drumroll please* ONE hairstyle reversion tonic!



Thats correct! No more do I need to worry about the endless humiliation and possibly being ostracized in DDO by peers over choosing a poor hairstyle from the Item mall!

Now, if I ever decided to change hairstyles, I can change back instantly to my default style.


Kit = Win + Awesomeness


haha, all kidding aside, it is nice to win something ingame, even it does for some reason remind me of the left-over remains of a DDO jumble sale being sent to my inbox. Ah well, at least my bard will get good use out of most of it.

Though the hair tonic still puzzles me.


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Reply #1 - Sep 16th, 2010 at 11:32pm
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kitsune_ko wrote on Sep 16th, 2010 at 10:14pm:
Feel free to marvel and envy me today

I do, for you wrote a hilarious post.   Good show, good show, love the really long text in the hair reversion item description.  Cheesy
  
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Re: Marvel at my uber-ness-ess!
Reply #2 - Sep 17th, 2010 at 12:34am
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Not to blow yer shit outta the water, but I won the same Aggregation lotto...on two chars, heheh
  

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You were right, you win this round scotsman.
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Reply #3 - Sep 17th, 2010 at 1:22am
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Yah I won the Aggregation lotto on my warforged - she always wins the ones that involve hair tonics and tasty ham.  Undecided
  
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Reply #4 - Sep 17th, 2010 at 2:06am
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Mmm, perhaps that is a new item the DDO Item Mall may consider branching out into. Warforged toupees. That way they can sell hair dyes and styles to those poor "follicly-challenged" Warforged.

As John Wayne one said about his toupee (yes, he infact wore one, sorry) "It’s not phony, It’s real hair. Of course, it’s not mine, but it’s real.”

Could be a booming industry, maybe when the Devs of that *other* forum are trolling the Vault, they can steal it and claim it for their own. They might even get a bonus out of it Grin


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Reply #5 - Sep 17th, 2010 at 9:10am
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And I thought lotto's were broken.  June to now, I've won once.

Kit = Win + Awesomeness
Ink = Fail
  
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Reply #6 - Sep 17th, 2010 at 10:08am
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I demand you return the 3 minutes of my life you stole with this shit thread.

  

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Reply #7 - Sep 17th, 2010 at 8:24pm
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Sorry Alekx, much like Turbine company policy "Absolutely no refunds, ever".

Caveat emptor


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moar liek, marvel at your GAYNESS, amiriite?!
  
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[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 12:12pm:
[] wrote on Oct 22nd, 2015 at 5:26pm:
i'm dead serious about quitting; done.



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You're going all Westboro Baptist now. The thread's dead man, just let it rest in peace.
  

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Reply #11 - Oct 23rd, 2015 at 8:29pm
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Revaulting wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 7:52pm:
You're going all Westboro Baptist now. The thread's dead man, just let it rest in peace.


http://www.landoverbaptist.org is a lot more fun.
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #12 - Oct 24th, 2015 at 11:21am
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Revaulting wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 7:52pm:
You're going all Westboro Baptist now. The thread's dead man, just let it rest in peace.


Correct, sorry, don't know what I was thinking (cocaine.)
  
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Reply #13 - Oct 24th, 2015 at 12:54pm
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What is dead may never die!
  
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Reply #14 - Oct 24th, 2015 at 4:35pm
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[] wrote on Oct 24th, 2015 at 11:21am:
[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 5:28pm:
heard it here first!  best player ever just quit the game (me),

[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 2:14pm:
[quote author=193B3C351C3B351C3D35520 link=1445450244/75#75 date=1445549179]i'm dead serious about quitting; done.



[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 2:13pm:
I said I was quitting the game, and I did;


??

[] wrote on Oct 23rd, 2015 at 11:02am:
I just logged on after a good 5 days off











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