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MajMal, Proof of Life, Please
Oct 6th, 2013 at 11:52pm
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I know things in the Boston area are really tense with the Poopetrator on the loose, so I can kind of understand if you've been distracted.

If you're not kidnapped or sleeping or whatever, please say "hi".
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #1 - Oct 7th, 2013 at 1:01am
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FYI, Yale's in Connecticut, not Massachusetts.
  
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AnalFissure wrote on Oct 7th, 2013 at 1:01am:
FYI, Yale's in Connecticut, not Massachusetts.


meh, same fucking thing
  
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Reply #3 - Oct 7th, 2013 at 5:21am
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AnalFissure wrote on Oct 7th, 2013 at 1:01am:
FYI, Yale's in Connecticut, not Massachusetts.

Spitting distance. Literally.
  
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Reply #4 - Oct 7th, 2013 at 5:37am
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Kinda a shame that when you want a proof of life, you ask them (him) to reply on the Vault.

But it is what it is. Make the same thread on the official forum and all you will get will be "Too much arguing, closed" 's Cordovan even if you are alone in that thread.
  
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Re: MajMal, Proof of Life, Please
Reply #5 - Oct 7th, 2013 at 5:49am
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TDarkchylde wrote on Oct 7th, 2013 at 5:21am:
Spitting distance. Literally.


I like your new Twillight Avatar  Roll Eyes
  

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I bet majmal is currently too busy yelling at the codemonkeys.
  

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Reply #7 - Oct 7th, 2013 at 7:06am
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not codemonkeys, that would denote some knowledge on how to code... At best they are Chimpanzees.

  

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Reply #8 - Oct 7th, 2013 at 10:18am
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Flav wrote on Oct 7th, 2013 at 7:06am:
not codemonkeys, that would denote some knowledge on how to code... At best they are Chimpanzees.



oh i bet those are oozes!
  

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Reply #9 - Oct 7th, 2013 at 10:28am
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Slug wrote on Oct 7th, 2013 at 1:04am:
meh, same fucking thing


QFT
  
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Reply #10 - Oct 7th, 2013 at 10:31am
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karatekid wrote on Oct 7th, 2013 at 10:28am:
QFT


Like Austin and SAT?
  

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Reply #11 - Oct 7th, 2013 at 1:13pm
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Flav wrote on Oct 7th, 2013 at 5:49am:
I like your new Twillight Avatar  Roll Eyes

Heh. Just the one I drew that I use everyplace, nothing special about it...
  
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Reply #12 - Oct 7th, 2013 at 1:35pm
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OnePercenter wrote on Oct 7th, 2013 at 10:31am:
Like Austin and SAT?


Pfuuhhhhh...

Edit: and Auburn and Georgia
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Reply #13 - Oct 7th, 2013 at 10:16pm
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OnePercenter wrote on Oct 7th, 2013 at 10:31am:
Like Austin and SAT?

Only outlet malls separate the two!
  
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Reply #14 - Oct 7th, 2013 at 10:19pm
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TDarkchylde wrote on Oct 7th, 2013 at 1:13pm:
Heh. Just the one I drew that I use everyplace, nothing special about it...


She looks kinda badass.
  
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Reply #15 - Oct 8th, 2013 at 12:28pm
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Goaticorn wrote on Oct 7th, 2013 at 10:16pm:
Only outlet malls separate the two!


And the fact y'all have effing water!
  
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Re: MajMal, Proof of Life, Please
Reply #16 - Oct 8th, 2013 at 10:04pm
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I know it's only been two days.

Perhaps MajM is too busy - very plausible, considering recent events. 

I have reviewed my original post and see that I failed to include expected content.


I can't undo the recent events that may be adding to his workload, but perhaps I can rectify malformed OP at this time by sharing a dick joke:



Q: What’s the difference between pink and purple?
A: The grip!

  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #17 - Oct 8th, 2013 at 10:18pm
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I live, and thanks to ruining my day off yesterday. Appreciated.
  
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Re: MajMal, Proof of Life, Please
Reply #18 - Oct 8th, 2013 at 10:26pm
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I was wondering how you guys in QA would be doing.

I feel sorry for you guys that this came out over a weekend, but who's fault was it that this bug fix was so poorly tested & implemented? 

That person whilst not being responsible for the players, certainly owes the office some "on call" days imo.
  

So you want to know about an exploit?
PM Epoch For Details. Or, in case you don't already know, OnePercenter controls the Exploits Board. Lastly, if you're truly desperate, Vendui Tells Everyone
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Reply #19 - Oct 8th, 2013 at 10:31pm
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so are dick jokes like the bat signal for maj?
  
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Reply #20 - Oct 8th, 2013 at 10:35pm
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majmalphunktion wrote on Oct 8th, 2013 at 10:18pm:
I live, and thanks to ruining my day off yesterday. Appreciated.


lol your jimmies seem rustled. so anyone getting fired?!

EDIT: thanks FOR
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Reply #21 - Oct 8th, 2013 at 10:45pm
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majmalphunktion wrote on Oct 8th, 2013 at 10:18pm:
I live, and thanks to ruining my day off yesterday. Appreciated.

Pats lost anyway, your day was likely already ruined.
  
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Reply #22 - Oct 8th, 2013 at 10:54pm
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rest wrote on Oct 8th, 2013 at 10:45pm:
Pats lost anyway, your day was likely already ruined.


I read that Tony Romo has a better QB rating over 3 losses than Brady does in 4 wins.
  
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Reply #23 - Oct 8th, 2013 at 11:00pm
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Jackknife of Sarlona wrote on Oct 8th, 2013 at 10:54pm:
I read that Tony Romo has a better QB rating over 3 losses than Brady does in 4 wins.


I never knew qb ratings could go negative.  Peyton dropping bombs still.
  
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Reply #24 - Oct 8th, 2013 at 11:15pm
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majmalphunktion wrote on Oct 8th, 2013 at 10:18pm:
I live, and thanks to ruining my day off yesterday. Appreciated.


How did the Vault ruin your day off?  We’re kind of like Feather_of_Sun, we don’t touch DDO’s code.
  

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