Vault - God Damned junk fucking servers!

Vault › General › DDO-Specific Discussion › God Damned junk fucking servers!

(Moderator: Strakeln)

‹ Previous Topic | Next Topic ›

Page Index Toggle

Pages: [1] 2

Normal Topic

God Damned junk fucking servers! (Read 7682 times)

Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	God Damned junk fucking servers! May 28^th, 2015 at 2:51am	Print Post
	God damned mother fucking garbage rat infested cock sucking piece of shit punk fucking servers! I feel the need to channel mother fucking fran!!!!!!!!!!! Get all the way to the fucking cube, torc the fuck up, 2 of those son of bitch ambush mother fuckers left! RED BOX FUCKING DC! Come back to see my stone, try to make it back in time, out of fucking haste pots! ARGH! Perfect mother fucking run, at level 12 on elite, fucked by the fucking tandy the cock suckers call a server! HEY RETARDS THIS IS NOT A FUCKING SERVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A GOD DAMNED RELIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /rant off (Still fucking pissed though!)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
	IP Logged

Pants Shitter Korthos Resident Offline I Love Llamas! Posts: 40 Location: Mens Room Joined: Mar 12^th, 2015 Gender:	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #1 - May 28^th, 2015 at 3:10am	Print Post
	That fact that you know what a Tandy is means you're too old to get mad at video games. You're still completely correct.


	IP Logged

DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4380 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #2 - May 28^th, 2015 at 3:13am	Print Post
	Pants Shitter wrote on May 28^th, 2015 at 3:10am: That fact that you know what a Tandy is means you're too old to get mad at video games. You're still completely correct. Welcome fellow old fella. Ah, the TRS-80. Remember it as fondly as my Amiga. Who - be careful you don't put your hip out waving your Zimmer around like that.
	« Last Edit: May 28^th, 2015 at 3:14am by DropBear »
	http://www.australianmuseum.net.au/drop-bear
	IP Logged

Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #3 - May 28^th, 2015 at 3:28am	Print Post
	I went and looked at shiny rocks, I feel better now. As far as being to old to get mad at video games. Yeah well at least I didn't break my keyboard. I don't know how many times I grabbed my nintendo controller by the cord and slammed the fucker into the ground trying to break it.

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
	IP Logged

Hiding Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1298 Joined: Feb 5^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #4 - May 28^th, 2015 at 3:34am	Print Post
	Who Cares wrote on May 28^th, 2015 at 3:28am: I went and looked at shiny rocks, I feel better now. As far as being to old to get mad at video games. Yeah well at least I didn't break my keyboard. I don't know how many times I grabbed my nintendo controller by the cord and slammed the fucker into the ground trying to break it. Nice No better feeling! I tossed my dell across the room once. That felt wonderful, but not as good as the time I hulk smashed it and bent the keyboard and motherboard. Dells. I hate dells.
	« Last Edit: May 28^th, 2015 at 3:37am by Hiding »

	IP Logged

Alex DeLarge Epic Poster Offline Get ready for some of the 'ol in-out, in-out Posts: 3489 Location: Foggy Albion Joined: May 11^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #5 - May 28^th, 2015 at 4:14am	Print Post
	Ghallanda?


	IP Logged

Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #6 - May 28^th, 2015 at 4:15am	Print Post
	Of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rat bastards.

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
	IP Logged

Barkabout Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1032 Joined: Aug 15^th, 2013	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #7 - May 28^th, 2015 at 5:31am	Print Post
	DropBear wrote on May 28^th, 2015 at 3:13am: Ah, the TRS-80. spelt wrong


	IP Logged

5 Foot Step Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline I Hate Idiots! Posts: 11119 Location: USA Joined: Mar 8^th, 2014 Gender:	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #8 - May 28^th, 2015 at 5:38am	Print Post
	Who Cares wrote on May 28^th, 2015 at 2:51am: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Coal Chamber?

	Build links Endgame Gear Guide Cannith Crafting Planner link Warning: May contain outdated cultural depictions.
	IP Logged

DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4380 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #9 - May 28^th, 2015 at 6:06am	Print Post
	Barkabout wrote on May 28^th, 2015 at 5:31am: spelt wrong https://guilhermederrico.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/trash.jpg Oh, that's harsh. The heady days of the 80's were the best bro. Personal computing became mainstream and the technology evolved rapidly. The VIC 20, Commodore 64, tape drives, Amiga, TRS80's, Apple II's, Atari 2600's - ahh so much nostalgia. Did I mention Olivia Newton John in Grease/Xanadu? Elle McPherson? Good times. Pre mobile phones. And for the younglings, yes, society did exist before you could carry a phone everywhere. Instead of SMS, Twitter, sexting and Tinder you actually had to talk to a girl and take her on a date. Tough times.

	http://www.australianmuseum.net.au/drop-bear
	IP Logged

Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #10 - May 28^th, 2015 at 6:30am	Print Post
	5 Foot Step wrote on May 28^th, 2015 at 5:38am: Coal Chamber? Yes and I was so fucking close. All I had to do was kill two more trogs, run till harried drop a blade barrier, open one fucking door, drop a bunch more blade barriers and get my phat fucking xp, instead all I got was a big fuck you from the trash they call a server, cheap rat bastards.

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
	IP Logged

DropBear Dropbear Awareness Society Offline Don't forget to look up.... Posts: 4380 Location: Landdownunder Joined: Oct 11^th, 2013	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #11 - May 28^th, 2015 at 9:46am	Print Post
	Who Cares wrote on May 28^th, 2015 at 6:30am: Yes and I was so fucking close. All I had to do was kill two more trogs, run till harried drop a blade barrier, open one fucking door, drop a bunch more blade barriers and get my phat fucking xp, instead all I got was a big fuck you from the trash they call a server, cheap rat bastards. Yeah, there is something going on with G-land. Just had it lose connection twice. Luckily I wasn't in a quest - just flaffing around looking for stuff. And the server is down now. There you go.

	http://www.australianmuseum.net.au/drop-bear
	IP Logged

Silky Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1267 Joined: Dec 7^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #12 - May 28^th, 2015 at 10:13am	Print Post
	Tell us how you really feel.


	IP Logged

Wipe VoD Slasher Offline Posts: 1917 Joined: Mar 26^th, 2012 Gender:	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #13 - May 28^th, 2015 at 11:46am	Print Post
	Your thread title would actually explain a lot what's happening to poor Ghallanda lately.


	IP Logged

Bigjunk Horoluth Raider Offline Hjeal meh! Posts: 2686 Joined: Feb 2^nd, 2011 Gender:	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #14 - May 28^th, 2015 at 12:07pm	Print Post
	Wipe wrote on May 28^th, 2015 at 11:46am: Your thread title would actually explain a lot what's happening to poor Ghallanda lately. Lies! I'm completely innocent


	IP Logged

Mr Reilly Stormreaver Piker Offline They're all gonna laugh at me. Posts: 673 Joined: Sep 22^nd, 2014 Gender:	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #15 - May 28^th, 2015 at 12:07pm	Print Post
	So glad I don't play on G-Land. 6 more months and hours of downtime from now they're gonna realize there's a frayed cable on the box or something equally ridiculous. Then Severance_Pay will probably get a bonus for fixing it.

	- Zorro
	IP Logged

OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #16 - May 28^th, 2015 at 12:52pm	Print Post
	Mr Reilly wrote on May 28^th, 2015 at 12:07pm: So glad I don't play on G-Land.� 6 more months and hours of downtime from now they're gonna realize there's a frayed cable on the box or something equally ridiculous. Then Severance_Pay will probably get a bonus for fixing it. More likely G-land has a different version of the server back end because "you peasant customer wouldn't understand, the benefits of version management and control don't apply to us because we're super special not like anyone else who develops and maintains software, DUH!" and it doesn't play nicely with one of the new systems they deployed in U24.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
	IP Logged

Metal-Beast Abbot Raider Offline \m/ Posts: 767 Joined: Apr 13^th, 2014	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #17 - May 28^th, 2015 at 1:09pm	Print Post
	I feel your pain. I DC'd at Ziggtmoy in ToEE last night, came back in with 44/900 HP and had to run laps so I didn't get one-shotted by trash. At least I pulled my Elemental Victory to glamer...

	I Got Nothin'.
	IP Logged

Meursault Horoluth Raider Offline I Love Freedom of Speech Posts: 2410 Location: Hartford, CT; USA Joined: Aug 22^nd, 2013 Gender:	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #18 - May 28^th, 2015 at 2:46pm	Print Post
	OldCoaly wrote on May 28^th, 2015 at 12:52pm: More likely G-land has a different version of the server back end because "you peasant customer wouldn't understand, the benefits of version management and control don't apply to us because we're super special not like anyone else who develops and maintains software, DUH!" and it doesn't play nicely with one of the new systems they deployed in U24. That sounds about right, though I think all of the servers are struggling with recent changes - I haven't seen this much lag in months! And I doubt it's from a massive influx of new players

	Turdbin, keep changing the DDO rules, because McDonalds sold over 200 billion hamburgers by changing the recipe for their Special Sauce every couple of months to keep interest up.
	IP Logged

Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #19 - May 28^th, 2015 at 2:55pm	Print Post
	Metal-Beast wrote on May 28^th, 2015 at 1:09pm: 44/900 HP Well if I had 900 HP I would have been good, I came back to -50/320 Oh and Junk, sorry if it seemed like I was insinuating you were the one that shot a load all over the server.

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
	IP Logged

CanadianCurseword Korthos Resident Offline Vut der ferk? Posts: 95 Joined: Jan 22^nd, 2015	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #20 - May 28^th, 2015 at 4:28pm	Print Post
	Mr Reilly wrote on May 28^th, 2015 at 12:07pm: So glad I don't play on G-Land.� 6 more months and hours of downtime from now they're gonna realize there's a frayed cable on the box or something equally ridiculous. Then Severance_Pay will probably get a bonus for fixing it. Too bad we wont see a front page article about how he hung humself with it...


	IP Logged

GooFY Abbot Raider Offline Just one of those days... Posts: 771 Location: Washington State Joined: Dec 12^th, 2011 Gender:	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #21 - May 28^th, 2015 at 4:59pm	Print Post
	DropBear wrote on May 28^th, 2015 at 6:06am: The VIC 20, Commodore 64, tape drives, Amiga, TRS80's, Apple II's, Atari 2600's - ahh so much nostalgia. Yep, Trash-80's and Commode-64's and playing the lead-in to Crazy Train over and over on the tape drive in the "computer lab" to piss off the teacher. DropBear wrote on May 28^th, 2015 at 6:06am: ...you actually had to talk to a girl and take her on a date. Tough times. Indeed. Back then blowjobs were considered a form of sex, not an informal greeting.


	IP Logged

Starkjade Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Rogue Scholar Posts: 7082 Location: Canadia Joined: Aug 27^th, 2013 Gender:	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #22 - May 28^th, 2015 at 5:12pm	Print Post
	GooFY wrote on May 28^th, 2015 at 4:59pm: Yep, Trash-80's and Commode-64's and playing the lead-in to Crazy Train over and over on the tape drive in the "computer lab" to piss off the teacher. ,8 ,1

	Two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
	IP Logged

TornadoJoe DQ Assaulter Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 455 Joined: Sep 23^rd, 2014	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #23 - May 28^th, 2015 at 6:15pm	Print Post
	Who Cares wrote on May 28^th, 2015 at 2:55pm: Oh and Junk, sorry if it seemed like I was insinuating you were the one that shot a load all over the server. Of course it's Junk...examining his fucking ranger some more


	IP Logged

Bigdickrichguy Horoluth Raider Offline I'm gunna put my dick<br />in your vag.<br /> Posts: 2096 Joined: Oct 10^th, 2013	Re: God Damned junk fucking servers! Reply #24 - May 28^th, 2015 at 6:35pm	Print Post
	Who Cares, perhaps you'd have better luck using the wifi in a public library aka the place with books where you shower.


	IP Logged

Page Index Toggle

Pages: [1] 2

‹ Previous Topic | Next Topic ›

« Board Index ‹ Board Top

Top

Vault » Powered by YaBB 2.6.11!
YaBB Forum Software © 2000-2025. All Rights Reserved.

Valid XHTML

Valid CSS

Powered by Perl

Source Forge