Here 'tis before you start bitch-slapping each other.
Judge DropBear presiding in the Court of
The Vault.
In reviewing the preponderance of evidence presented to me, I have had to give equal, fair and due consideration to the arguments of both the plaintiff and the defendants.
The charge here, and a serious one at that, is that a Sock Master exists in our midst, and controls most of, if not all, of the following Vault accounts.
Barcelot/Barcelot Legacy
Fire Foot
Teh_Troll
Hag Master
Gawker
Mattyboy
Factor
Forest (formerly Five Fooooooot)
Rem Remi
Grand
Tranquil
Yardarm
I find that:
1. the plaintiff has presented sufficient evidence indicating several patterns of observable repeat typographic behavior.
2. the plaintiff has indeed received communications from Strakeln.
3. the plaintiff has sufficient reason to believe his allegations are absolutely true based on said communications.
4. there is a lack of incontrovertible evidence to directly link most of, if not all, the above accounts.
5. there is a mischief being perpetrated within The Vault.
With only circumstantial evidence and hearsay, under the Vault jurisprudence, I must thereby find the defendants not guilty of the allegations leveled against them and award costs to the defendants.
Under a reasonable person test, I also find it unlikely that a single individual could maintain and operate all those accounts at the level of detail with which they are active.
That being said, evidence was submitted by various parties that
The Vault is beginning to smell like a sock drawer, and I found sufficient circumstantial evidence to support that.
Whilst the allegation here was that most of, if not all, of the accounts were linked failed the test on this occasion, this is not to say that some of the above are not connected in some way.
I suggest everyone review the arguments of both parties carefully and form your own views on this matter.
This matter is concluded.
Not confirmed.
No IP addresses or socks were harmed in the making of this post.Now if you'll excuse me, I have quiver of bolts to empty into a Voodoo doll.