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Reply #25 - Jul 28th, 2015 at 9:04pm
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Artorias wrote on Jul 28th, 2015 at 5:28am:
Epoch, my sweet love. I don't read the fucking mobo.

Pull your head out of my ass and breath hard. Now put it back in. Better?

I didn't knew if that was going to be fixed until i checked the early release notes and didn't want Turdbine to know just in case.

You still love me?  Roll Eyes


You don't have to, it is everywhere, people that don't play warlocks know about it. It was the biggest joke when warlocks were released. You fear Turbine fixing stuff? Turbine couldn't fix a fucking paper bag with a hole in it. Every time they touch the games coding, they open up something else, if not several.
It was no secret, the fact you thought it was is embarrassing not just to you, but your entire family.

I love nobody. I am a curmudgeonly bastard, minus the old.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

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It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #26 - Jul 28th, 2015 at 9:30pm
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Epoch wrote on Jul 28th, 2015 at 9:04pm:
I am a curmudgeonly bastard, minus the old.



so a curmugeny bastard?
  

Revaulting wrote on Jul 7th, 2015 at 8:16pm:
Have you tried a lower difficulty, such as the official forums?
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Reply #27 - Jul 28th, 2015 at 9:43pm
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Bags have holes in them by definition.  That's where you put the stuff in.
  

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I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake.


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Laugh it up, funny man.
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Reply #28 - Jul 28th, 2015 at 11:00pm
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Ah Pook wrote on Jul 28th, 2015 at 9:43pm:
Bags have holes in them by definition.  That's where you put the stuff in.



Wrong. Bags don't have holes, each bag has a hole.  A whole hole, per bag. A hole.
  
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Reply #29 - Jul 28th, 2015 at 11:35pm
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CosmicCharlie wrote on Jul 28th, 2015 at 11:00pm:
Wrong. Bags don't have holes, each bag has a hole.  A whole hole, per bag. A hole.

How many holes in two bags?
  

Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14th, 2017 at 6:52pm:
I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake.


Frank wrote on Apr 2nd, 2017 at 8:32am:
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Reply #30 - Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:29am
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Ah Pook wrote on Jul 28th, 2015 at 9:43pm:
Bags have holes in them by definition.  That's where you put the stuff in.


Not true.  It's more like you wrap the bag around the stuff.



A bag with a hole is the same as a donut or coffee mug.
  

Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
Meursault wrote on May 11th, 2015 at 8:10pm:
Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4th, 2016 at 1:24am:
The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.

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Reply #31 - Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:31am
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Ah Pook wrote on Jul 28th, 2015 at 11:35pm:
How many holes in two bags?

Depends on whose body is being zipped up.
  

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Ah Pook wrote on Jul 28th, 2015 at 11:35pm:
How many holes in two bags?


if one bag is in the other then there is a hole, ahole.
  
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Reply #33 - Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:45am
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CosmicCharlie wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:35am:
if one bag is in the other then there is a hole, ahole.


Actually, using Schrodinger's principle the number of holes is indeterminate until the bag is opened.....
  
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Reply #34 - Jul 29th, 2015 at 6:21am
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Epoch wrote on Jul 28th, 2015 at 9:04pm:
You don't have to, it is everywhere, people that don't play warlocks know about it. It was the biggest joke when warlocks were released. You fear Turbine fixing stuff? Turbine couldn't fix a fucking paper bag with a hole in it. Every time they touch the games coding, they open up something else, if not several.
It was no secret, the fact you thought it was is embarrassing not just to you, but your entire family.

I love nobody. I am a curmudgeonly bastard, minus the old.


I don't know what other peoples know. You do? Congrtaz, suck a wiener now
Fixing the duping is a proof right?
Don't try to act tough my love. No need to

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Reply #35 - Jul 29th, 2015 at 9:46pm
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Artorias wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 6:21am:
I don't know what other peoples know. You do? Congrtaz, suck a wiener now
Fixing the duping is a proof right?
Don't try to act tough my love. No need to

Kiss


Of course you don't know what other people know, you are a fucking idiot and cannot read. You feel like you know an exploit and feel fine sharing it because it was fixed. Dumb, retarded. Turbine does not share what exploits are fixed. Why? Because then people will it add it to their list of things to test after every update or hotfix. Yes, turbine fucks it up that much - you probably didn't know that either. The only time they ever share what exploit was fixed, is because everyone knew about it and the process was well known to every player in the game.

Who said the dupe was fixed? Get accurate information before you grace us with your fucking stupidity.

K, thx love.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
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Reply #36 - Jul 30th, 2015 at 4:45am
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Epoch likes you.
That was a much nicer and civilised response than I expected.    Huh
Wow, you're lucky.  Maybe he'll send you pics even....    Cool


  
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Reply #37 - Jul 30th, 2015 at 5:51am
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OldCoaly wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 12:29am:
Not true.  It's more like you wrap the bag around the stuff.



A bag with a hole is the same as a donut or coffee mug.


And a donut with NO hole is a DANISH....
  

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Reply #38 - Jul 30th, 2015 at 5:59am
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Epoch wrote on Jul 29th, 2015 at 9:46pm:
Of course you don't know what other people know, you are a fucking idiot and cannot read. You feel like you know an exploit and feel fine sharing it because it was fixed. Dumb, retarded. Turbine does not share what exploits are fixed. Why? Because then people will it add it to their list of things to test after every update or hotfix. Yes, turbine fucks it up that much - you probably didn't know that either. The only time they ever share what exploit was fixed, is because everyone knew about it and the process was well known to every player in the game.

Who said the dupe was fixed? Get accurate information before you grace us with your fucking stupidity.

K, thx love.


I love you too pumpkin  Wink
  
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Ah Pook wrote on Jul 28th, 2015 at 9:43pm:
Bags have holes in them by definition.  That's where you put the stuff in.


Keep Bacardi's mother out of this.
  

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Reply #40 - Jul 30th, 2015 at 2:47pm
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Skoodge wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 6:30am:
Keep Bacardi's mother out of this.

Grin  NOW the boobs and creampuffs pic is relevant.
  

Daggertooth wrote on Apr 14th, 2017 at 6:52pm:
I'm pretty fucking sure I am a special snowflake.


Frank wrote on Apr 2nd, 2017 at 8:32am:
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Reply #41 - Jul 30th, 2015 at 9:26pm
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DropBear wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 4:45am:
Epoch likes you.
That was a much nicer and civilised response than I expected.    Huh
Wow, you're lucky.  Maybe he'll send you pics even....    Cool




I am working on my "being nicer" skills!
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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Reply #42 - Jul 30th, 2015 at 9:26pm
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Artorias wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 5:59am:
I love you too pumpkin  Wink


Of course you do! Who doesn't? What's not to love?

Nothing, that's what's not to love!
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
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Reply #43 - Jul 31st, 2015 at 12:04am
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Epoch wrote on Jul 30th, 2015 at 9:26pm:
I am working on my "being nicer" skills!


Well don't, it's downright disturbing and unnatural.
Epoch being nice is one of the prophecies to herald the end of time.
  
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Reply #44 - Jul 31st, 2015 at 9:37pm
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DropBear wrote on Jul 31st, 2015 at 12:04am:
Well don't, it's downright disturbing and unnatural.
Epoch being nice is one of the prophecies to herald the end of time.


Right, exactly.
  

OnePercenter wrote on May 15th, 2014 at 9:41am:
I just read that the cat followed up by visiting the dog house later that night, dropping some Willie Pete in on the sleeping dog.  #epochsfamiliarFTW

Sim-Sala-Bim wrote on Jan 27th, 2014 at 2:09am:
It seems like Epoch never loses his popularity.
Even against donuts.
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