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RemRemi wrote on Oct 26^th, 2015 at 5:46pm:


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Flav wrote on Nov 15^th, 2015 at 1:56am:


[] wrote on Nov 15^th, 2015 at 1:37am:

Alex DeLarge wrote on Nov 16^th, 2015 at 6:16am:



My guess since his first day, Is that his "true" identity is Uurlock . Could be wrong though. It Might be Fran. Or It may even be Strakelin  and the big reveal is he pulls the plug on the vault. My money if I had a bet though remains on the gut feeling that he is Uurlock.

Endlessorrow wrote on Nov 16^th, 2015 at 9:00am:

I'm not certain it's him, though he is my top candidate right now. I am quite certain, however, that it's somebody like UrSock. A Fanboi impressed with himself but a loser inside.

1. Jihadi John wrote on Oct 18th, 2015 at 12:08pm:I suck dicks too.

2. Jihadi John wrote on Oct 18th, 2015 at 10:46pm:I make stuff up because I am lonely

3. Jihadi John wrote on Oct 19th, 2015 at 1:42pm:I can blow you for some food stamps

4. Jihadi John wrote on Oct 21st, 2015 at 7:09am: i'm jacking off. and I could jack you off too, or sell sexual favors to your friends, which is what i could say i was doing if i had any.

5. Jihadi John wrote Today at 6:56am:I'm a redneck pedophile that can't even fap correctly


FTFY[] wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 10:41pm:


[] wrote on Nov 16^th, 2015 at 11:34am:




If what you say is true (doubtful) then your big reveal was very very very very very very very very very very anti-climatic - kind of like your life as a whole.

Flav wrote on Nov 16^th, 2015 at 11:52am:


...basically admitting that he's gay.

[] wrote on Nov 16^th, 2015 at 1:12pm:


[ ] Upset?

[ ] Gay?

[ ] Retarded?

[x] All of the above!

[] wrote on Nov 16^th, 2015 at 11:34am:


Oh this is so sad to watch! you were that desperate for a way out that you want to claim what Gal posted was your 'big reveal"?  this is so transparently desperate and there isn't even a reveal. But I will be happy to walk this through for you, and point out a couple problems you missed in your desperation for escape.



You want to say that what Gal posted was your end-game and plan... really? Okay, couple problems.

-You getting so mauled that you had to change names over the course of a number of pages isn't a plan, it' you getting mauled. 

-You claimed numerous times that your imaginary plan was so complex we couldn't understand it, you getting mauled? not complex. 

-And of course my personal favorite and the one you will be crucified with until you fuck up this big again... 

    you claim:

    [] wrote on Nov 16^th, 2015 at 11:34am:


    and here is what gal said:

Galadriel wrote on Nov 16^th, 2015 at 7:59am:


So to recap Gal, you say drove home the 'win' of your 'big reveal'? you desperately want us to believe that her post revealed it's true nature to the rest of us? So what she said is what your reveal was? it's actual nature....? (This must be how 5FS felt right before lowering the boom). 

Hmmm interesting, Now if we look at what Gal said "~25 pages to 40 pages that doesn't match because you made your fail claim that the reveal was happening on page 35, only a day and a half ago.... not 15 pages and 2 1/2 days. 

[] wrote on Nov 14^th, 2015 at 10:41pm:


See? 6 pages over a day and a half.  This is what happens when you don't have a plan dummy! You end up grabbing anything that you hope and pray will keep you from being further embarrassed. But in your panicked  rush to find any kind of excuse? you picked a post filled will inaccurate numbers to hang your story. And you were so desperate and backed into the corner by your 'fail claims' that you tried to use Gal's post in a panic, without ever checking or spotting those pesky inaccurate numbers. 

Now Gal? well she had an excuse for getting those numbers so wrong, she hasn't been on over the weekend. But you? if it had been your 'reveal' you would have instantly spotted that the numbers Gal had were wrong, but because it wasn't your 'reveal' you swallowed them whole not realizing they were wrong because you were desperate for any kind of exit. 



So... no, it was not your 'big reveal'. 
Instead it was just glorious days of the Vault taking you down so hard and so many times that you had to name-chone twice more!




Now I must admit I'm really curious Gal, but first let me say thanks for helping take down P4P's latest fail claim! But what I and others would really like to know is were those numbers off because you hadn't been on over the weekend or were you being a wily little minx and baiting a hook for Pay4penis?     



*Edit~ I almost feel bad for tearing this excuse to shreds, because having P4P have to insist that getting roasted and destroyed over multiple pages was his "plan" for several days would be really funny. "No, no, when you guys made me look stupid? that was my plan to look stupid..."  ah well.

Meat-Head wrote on Nov 16^th, 2015 at 3:05pm:



That was a good movie huh, i think i got more excited about the gif then actually posting it. lol

Meursault wrote on Nov 16^th, 2015 at 3:40pm:

[] wrote on Nov 16^th, 2015 at 11:34am:

Meursault wrote on Nov 16^th, 2015 at 3:40pm:


I LOL'ed   

Translation for those who still don't understand retardian ( though I'm sure most here do  )

This fucking looser actually spend a day  (or more) asking in Sarlona and when KNN toon name was given ... he had to make it up in rage   

Now all starts to make sense 

() wrote on Nov 16^th, 2015 at 5:06pm:

No, you moron, he didn't.

He said he did, and that they answered Drakenforge, but the guy who came here and complained about him trolling Sarlona was just his sock. He trolled you. And you bought it hook, line and sinker.

You were even stupid enough to incorporate it into your fabricated gambling story, which completely proves your story about a high stakes wager is a fake. Because no gambler would let you claim victory based on one guy on an unofficial forum claiming he spammed Sarlona, especially when that same guy admitted it was a hoax.

Oh, yeah, oops!

I know, if only your buddy Jerry were here to rewrite his post to say that he *did* ask all those people, but no, he said it was just a hoax to trap you. And that you fell for it. Life's a bitch when your man Jerry can't cover for you, isn't it? How did you ever let him talk you into this?!

You should just throw him under the bus now, you'll feel better. Let all the hurt and disappointment flow out in a stream of tears and confession. Tell us what he demands in exchange for protecting you, how you can never be your own man there, how you're free here, even if you keep failing. We'll accept you if you just admit your mistakes, we're a very welcoming community.

ah ha ha ha told you he'd chone again.   

the gambler.  lol.