I know you sexually transmitted disease ridden faggots think I'm bullshitting when I say I was the greatest DDO player in the history...of history.  That's O.K.! I wouldn't expect a dog to "get" Motzart erither.  However, this is a short list of the very best players on the Sarlona server:

FiregoddessDROW

FireWORLORD

Rahmanii-

Varrna

Vancomycin

Tablesalt

Livmo

Swoosh

Gunther

Tarzan

Tyrannous

Anniyon

Lazulia

Moriia

Blackglove

Bizbox

Archii

Kracknheads (a.k.a. Krack-whatver)

Menz

Makara

Xiian

Tupaopaodeyu

Xiaopaopao

Giguantaitan

Rollerball

Finalfate (a.k.a. Final-whatever)

Chaosthief

Sephora

Kuturra (a very capable group leader)

Deadworld

Humunkurusu

Laalilaa

Minstrellina

Hedin

LedZepplins

Ask any one of them who the best player they ever saw was.  Not like, the best at X; best under any set of circumstances, whatsoever, without exception, no matter what.  Your balls are up against the fucking wall in the worst set of circumstances you can imagine; who do you want with you.

There's a fine line between stud and hate; guess which side you're on, faggot?

Just see which name keep's coming up.  To be honest, I don't expect every last one of them to say my name; just the vast majority.  Just ask them who was the most terminally ill, no holds-barred, running around with his dick hanging out, handle every fucking quest like it was a total joke player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHfE682mm3c

Nicknames given to me by others:

1) The Bottom Line: the fist time I heard this one was back in 2009, someone was explaining how to run a raid, and their summation was "The bottom line is, you either have X in your group, or you don't."  I thought it was quality.

2) Thunder Foot: I trolled some newfaggot into thinking that you could invest enough points in your trip skill to make it produce a lighting strike.  I was wearing some greensteel item, and I randomly tripped some mob and the lightning strike effect went off.   This greasy Christmass noob sends me a tell asking me how I did that: I proceeded to describe a series of feats and enhancements, working in concert,in just the right combination.  Years later, I'm in a raid group, and he joins to bitch me out about how I lied to him.  I had completely forgotten.  The laughter on all sides was fucking cosmic, man.

3) Angelic One: that's Minsterllina's pet name for me.   She said that shit out loud in another raid group, and mortherfuckers were teasing me to no end 'Yo, Angelic One, what's the game plan for this quest."  I didn't hear the end of that shit for a while.

There were many more, those are just the top 3.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhtLA88hGQM

Pile of votes for Drakenfoge, 1 for Foaly, 1 for gingerspice.   No nicknames.

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Only ran with Drakenfoge once or twice on my skirmishes around the server board but I doubt it's Pay4Pals. Draken knew how Manyshot worked.

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[] wrote on Nov 4^th, 2015 at 11:13pm:


AH HA HA HA AH AH AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

I have never seen anyone consistently die more stupid deaths in simple quests than Livmo.  NEVER.  He fucking sucks.

I knew you were a complete fucking moron who's weak 4chantrollspamming screams "hugs me!!" but jesus that actually made me laugh.

Livmo.   

[] wrote on Nov 4^th, 2015 at 11:13pm:



You said that in present tense like a couple of weeks ago. So are you bullshitting or did they rip u from ur mom's hpv infested womb through her ass?

Also if you can't type Mozart properly, you should really chone yourself you paying-for-friendship-and-attention little retarded bitch.

That was two hours of my life I will never get back.  Pretty much all Draken, otherwise 2 Gingerspice, 1 foaly, 1 firegoddess. 


Done for now, got to get some sleep.

string table error, tableDID wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 2:31am:



right? 

[] wrote on Nov 4^th, 2015 at 11:21pm:


You have really achieved something in your life 

And you must be really desperate now to post something like this. As if anyone gives a flying fuck about what people say about you on your server.

have you Tried a lower difficulty setting?

Starkjade wrote on Nov 5^th, 2015 at 1:00am:

And a couple that shouldn't be there