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Well, guy on my server pissed me off quite badly. Any nice way how to screw him in game? Feel free to PM me some inspirational ideas.
  
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Make him fall in love with you then leave him at the altar.
  

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oh, thats sweet solution, but i m not much into that faggot thing:)

but it looks he s quite popular already, so maybe he destroys himself:



Yep the Warbreeze guy on Argo (screen is from synergia forums, not mine)
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Go to his high school, steal the mascot's costume, then poop in it.
  

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Do a search on here for griefing ideas.  Recent thread had plen of options on how to be a prick.

Get a few friends and report him for racial abuse in chat.

Or say your kid was playing and he called him a cunt, and that you refuse to let your family play unless Turbine takes action.
  
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Might want to find out how old he is. Revenge on a 12 year old is much less satisfying.
  

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Revaulting wrote on Aug 2nd, 2016 at 4:44am:
Might want to find out how old he is. Revenge on a 12 year old is much less satisfying.


u re right. and i m pretty sure he s old enough:) believe me some kiddo couldnt piss me off as much:)
  
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Not sure which is less entertaining your post here or the other guys post on that guilds shitty forums which I wasted my time googling to read. Sure the whole Re: I want my revenge with a smiley face drew me in with thoughts of popcorn time but then I clicked on it and got filled with disappointment because you never even shared anything lol worthy with us on why you are pissed off.  Fuck man sharing is caring unless it's that fat ass meth mouth bitch Karen. So I pulled out my Magic 8 Ball to get some real inspirational answers. The type of shit you normally have to go on a vision quest, smoke a shit load of ganja or climb a fucking mountain to ask a hermit on a Led Zep album gatefold kinda shit (or all three if your an extreme philosophical answers to dumb life questions triathlete). After getting "Ask Again Later" over and over non-stop for an hour or two I realized my Magic 8 ball was a fucking genius at this shit and I finally deciphered what it was trying to tell me. The other shitty guild forum post was made at the end of May and you posted this shit here today. So he has pissed off 2 people in 2 months playing a shitty MMO. Now granted in two months if it was Wayfinder and not Argo then it's possible you might go two months without seeing anyone and then rightfully be pissed off when they were a dick to you for no reason. Kinda like Tom Hanks having Wilson turn on him on a shitty deserted island. But this is Argo where there is a few more people (well maybe not very many more). But regardless fuck man you need to get out of the house more often. Try going outside so you can get more rage more often. You need at least weekly doses of shit like "the drive thru window fucked up my order again" or "oh fuck only one register open at 6 PM and it's doing a fucking price check on tampons while I languish at the back of this long ass check out line" type shit instead of just sitting in the basement and letting your someone playing DDO was a dick to me rage eat a deep black hole into your dark soul type shit that is going on atm. This shits probably really petty man. I mean it's a video game. How bad could it be? It's not like he just ass fucked your teenage son or daughter and stole his or her back door virginity in your own bed leaving you with bloody shit covered sheets that you discovered when you returned home after an out of town romantic weekend with the wife so now you have to hunt him down and kill him for fucking your sheets up and desecrating your marital bed even though you don't give a fuck about the kid who you neglected all those hours you were playing DDO kinda shit. Fuck man try joining a shitty support group and getting a blue chip. Let it go.
  
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Darth Anonymous wrote on Aug 2nd, 2016 at 6:18am:
Not sure which is less entertaining your post here or the other guys post on that guilds shitty forums which I wasted my time googling to read. Sure the whole Re: I want my revenge with a smiley face drew me in with thoughts of popcorn time but then I clicked on it and got filled with disappointment because you never even shared anything lol worthy with us on why you are pissed off.  Fuck man sharing is caring unless it's that fat ass meth mouth bitch Karen. So I pulled out my Magic 8 Ball to get some real inspirational answers. The type of shit you normally have to go on a vision quest, smoke a shit load of ganja or climb a fucking mountain to ask a hermit on a Led Zep album gatefold kinda shit (or all three if your an extreme philosophical answers to dumb life questions triathlete). After getting "Ask Again Later" over and over non-stop for an hour or two I realized my Magic 8 ball was a fucking genius at this shit and I finally deciphered what it was trying to tell me. The other shitty guild forum post was made at the end of May and you posted this shit here today. So he has pissed off 2 people in 2 months playing a shitty MMO. Now granted in two months if it was Wayfinder and not Argo then it's possible you might go two months without seeing anyone and then rightfully be pissed off when they were a dick to you for no reason. Kinda like Tom Hanks having Wilson turn on him on a shitty deserted island. But this is Argo where there is a few more people (well maybe not very many more). But regardless fuck man you need to get out of the house more often. Try going outside so you can get more rage more often. You need at least weekly doses of shit like "the drive thru window fucked up my order again" or "oh fuck only one register open at 6 PM and it's doing a fucking price check on tampons while I languish at the back of this long ass check out line" type shit instead of just sitting in the basement and letting your someone playing DDO was a dick to me rage eat a deep black hole into your dark soul type shit that is going on atm. This shits probably really petty man. I mean it's a video game. How bad could it be? It's not like he just ass fucked your teenage son or daughter and stole his or her back door virginity in your own bed leaving you with bloody shit covered sheets that you discovered when you returned home after an out of town romantic weekend with the wife so now you have to hunt him down and kill him for fucking your sheets up and desecrating your marital bed even though you don't give a fuck about the kid who you neglected all those hours you were playing DDO kinda shit. Fuck man try joining a shitty support group and getting a blue chip. Let it go.


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Darth Anonymous wrote on Aug 2nd, 2016 at 6:18am:
Not sure which is less entertaining your post here or the other guys post on that guilds shitty forums which I wasted my time googling to read.

Sure the whole Re: I want my revenge with a smiley face drew me in with thoughts of popcorn time but then I clicked on it and got filled with disappointment because you never even shared anything lol worthy with us on why you are pissed off.  Fuck man sharing is caring unless it's that fat ass meth mouth bitch Karen.

So I pulled out my Magic 8 Ball to get some real inspirational answers. The type of shit you normally have to go on a vision quest, smoke a shit load of ganja or climb a fucking mountain to ask a hermit on a Led Zep album gatefold kinda shit (or all three if your an extreme philosophical answers to dumb life questions triathlete).

After getting "Ask Again Later" over and over non-stop for an hour or two I realized my Magic 8 ball was a fucking genius at this shit and I finally deciphered what it was trying to tell me. The other shitty guild forum post was made at the end of May and you posted this shit here today. So he has pissed off 2 people in 2 months playing a shitty MMO. Now granted in two months if it was Wayfinder and not Argo then it's possible you might go two months without seeing anyone and then rightfully be pissed off when they were a dick to you for no reason. Kinda like Tom Hanks having Wilson turn on him on a shitty deserted island. But this is Argo where there is a few more people (well maybe not very many more).

But regardless fuck man you need to get out of the house more often. Try going outside so you can get more rage more often. You need at least weekly doses of shit like "the drive thru window fucked up my order again" or "oh fuck only one register open at 6 PM and it's doing a fucking price check on tampons while I languish at the back of this long ass check out line" type shit instead of just sitting in the basement and letting your someone playing DDO was a dick to me rage eat a deep black hole into your dark soul type shit that is going on atm.

This shits probably really petty man. I mean it's a video game. How bad could it be? It's not like he just ass fucked your teenage son or daughter and stole his or her back door virginity in your own bed leaving you with bloody shit covered sheets that you discovered when you returned home after an out of town romantic weekend with the wife so now you have to hunt him down and kill him for fucking your sheets up and desecrating your marital bed even though you don't give a fuck about the kid who you neglected all those hours you were playing DDO kinda shit.

Fuck man try joining a shitty support group and getting a blue chip. Let it go.


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Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8th, 2013 at 10:43pm:
they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan.
Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1st, 2014 at 1:11pm:
Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things.
eighnuss wrote on May 27th, 2014 at 12:52pm:
everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game
majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30th, 2013 at 12:12am:
I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy.
Skoodge wrote on Nov 27th, 2014 at 6:54am:
DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass.
GooFY wrote on Mar 2nd, 2015 at 5:36pm:
Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence.  
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Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up.
Meursault wrote on Nov 12th, 2015 at 2:50pm:
Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close.
palmer01 wrote on Nov 20th, 2015 at 9:05am:
Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy.
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Who the fuck plays like this and talks like this?

"Kill Whoring"  fucking wannabee derp-tastic horse-shit right there.

Oh wait...

Yeah...

Revenge is for children and the mentally retarded.

Get over it and find new friends princess.
  

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Lol always fucking warbreeze Cheesy

The fucking virgin pissed off all the vets in his guild by changing the guild name (it was an old and kind of famous guild on the server) after being left in charge and is now acting like a baby. Lol he's kicking them off the guild one by one as soon as he's discovering their alts, even the founder Smiley

Anyway, you could try and report him for using the term wench in the guild name, say it's offensive to your daughter or such Smiley

Or you could simply ask him how it is to be the most hated person in his guild, see if he fucks up, then report him.

Or just let him know his guild is going to be banned from most of the major guild runs on the server Smiley
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Just blacklist him and move on.  Guys like that burn bridges regularly and soon have no one decent who will run with them.  They either need to transfer servers or solo shit.  (Maybe duo with one or two people who can actually tolerate them).

Being a jackass in game has its own natural consequences.  The end game communities are so small these days that you need to run with the same people over an over.  Unless you like doing EN and LN raids with the masses.
  
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If you are over 10 years old and are posting this, you are a fucking idiot and need to grow the fuck up.
  

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somenewnoob wrote on Aug 2nd, 2016 at 9:38am:
If you are over 10 years old and are posting this, you are a fucking idiot and need to grow the fuck up.



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somenewnoob wrote on Aug 2nd, 2016 at 9:38am:
If you are over 10 years old and are posting this, you are a fucking idiot and need to grow the fuck up.

lol, sure i know that, just thought vaulties could come up with something creative:)
  
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Asheras wrote on Aug 2nd, 2016 at 9:14am:
Just blacklist him and move on.


Blacklists are the way to go.  Squelch him and share the news that's he's a leper.
  

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Gringo wrote on Aug 2nd, 2016 at 10:51am:
lol, sure i know that, just thought vaulties could come up with something creative:)


Fill his mail box with small hard rods and pinches of bull dung?
  

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Hey, I'm always up for more drama, especially if somebody else is doing the work.

While blacklisting and moving on is undoubtedly the *best* advice, the *most entertaining* way to deal with it is to egg him on. Make an alt, get it to his level range, and join him whenever possible. Develop an inoffensive cheerful cheerleader type, frequently congratulating (over party chat) whoever leads the kill count. Even him, though not as much as when somebody else leads.

Guys like that are insecure and desperate for attention. He'll trip over himself trying to get into the spotlight of top kill count, and step on enough toes to get everyone hating him. He won't notice it, though, because he'll be intoxicated by the praise in party chat. Once he can't find anyone else to group with, stop playing that alt.

Save up your screenshots of the best party chat flame wars, and post them all in the drama section after the meltdown (unless you plan to follow him to his next server and repeat, but really, how much time is this guy worth?)
  

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5 Foot Step wrote on Aug 2nd, 2016 at 12:21pm:
Fill his mail box with small hard rods and pinches of bull dung?


Pretty easy to fill a mailbox these days!
  

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Sounds more like you want to take a shit on him after a draw from a pissing match than getting revenge.
  

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Toke wrote on Aug 2nd, 2016 at 2:40pm:
Sounds more like you want to take a shit on him after a draw from a pissing match than getting revenge.

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Gringo wrote on Aug 2nd, 2016 at 2:25am:
Well, guy on my server pissed me off quite badly. Any nice way how to screw him in game? Feel free to PM me some inspirational ideas.



Hint that he is PuertoPotty and no one will ever let him join a raid again.
  
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