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UI Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10 Joined: Nov 5^th, 2015	Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Oct 1^st, 2016 at 4:06pm	Print Post
	someone give this guy a butt plug https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/479319-Balance-proposal Quote: Since melees are a second tier class now make them immune to damage. This way we can keep up with cheese and exploit builds like warlocks and furyshotters. https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/478329-Devs-Ranged-Combat-and-Fury-Ete... Quote: You need to post a video like the 2 rangers "meleeing" LE sorjek.


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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #1 - Oct 1^st, 2016 at 5:35pm	Print Post
	you should make a sock and agree with him in his threads to further push him along. he will take the support and keep shit posting. or maybe he pops in to this thread to say hello.

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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LagMonsterrrrrr Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 263 Joined: May 28^th, 2016 Gender:	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #2 - Oct 1^st, 2016 at 6:30pm	Print Post
	Hello. Hey princess i have 3 slavers sets now. Show me some love bitch.
	« Last Edit: Oct 1^st, 2016 at 6:30pm by LagMonsterrrrrr »

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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #3 - Oct 1^st, 2016 at 7:29pm	Print Post
	LagMonsterrrrrr wrote on Oct 1^st, 2016 at 6:30pm: Hey princess i have 3 slavers sets now. wow. i guess you showed us.

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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LagMonsterrrrrr Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 263 Joined: May 28^th, 2016 Gender:	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #4 - Oct 1^st, 2016 at 8:48pm	Print Post
	Just you.


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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #5 - Oct 1^st, 2016 at 9:41pm	Print Post
	LagMonsterrrrrr wrote on Oct 1^st, 2016 at 6:30pm: i have 3 slavers sets now. Show me some love just when i thought you could not possibly be even gayer.

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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LagMonsterrrrrr Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 263 Joined: May 28^th, 2016 Gender:	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #6 - Oct 2^nd, 2016 at 5:33am	Print Post



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Rubbinns The Undeserving Fuckwit Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10460 Joined: Sep 4^th, 2013	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #7 - Oct 2^nd, 2016 at 7:18am	Print Post
	LagMonsterrrrrr wrote on Oct 1^st, 2016 at 6:30pm: i have 3 slavers sets now the fact that you posted this doesnt embarrass you at all?

	Mockduck wrote on Aug 30^th, 2010 at 2:20pm: I don't think naming names would be a good thing for me to do, but I'd pretty much add anyone who's a know-it-all dick on the list.� Even if they are sometimes intelligent with their opinions, the way they state them in long, "i'm a lawyer at trial"-type posts makes me want to punch them in the face.� They act like whiney babies with god complexes and then freak out if someone so much as breathes criticism in their direction.
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@i@ Dirty Sock Offline Evading a ban XD Posts: 218 Joined: Oct 31^st, 2015	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #8 - Oct 2^nd, 2016 at 7:56am	Print Post
	Rubbinns wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2016 at 7:18am: the fact that you posted this doesnt embarrass you at all? Honestly I don't know why you are surprised... It's like asking a Faggot if he's embarrassed by admiting he likez to suck cocks...� No he's not cuz that's what fags do�

	Quote: No dumbass, they're mediocre. Most of the people have about 6 int in real life and chew rather than playing.
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ZooperDooper Shroud Slacker Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 1207 Joined: Oct 27^th, 2014	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #9 - Oct 2^nd, 2016 at 9:22am	Print Post
	The idea of running those quests enough to have 3 'sets' merely states to everyone you're a shut-in virgin who finds solace in teh fact that your only accomplishment in life is the DDOs. Congratulations.... your award is in the mail. When it arrives, please remember to lube up sufficiently before cramming it up yer ass sideways Lagslobberrrrrr


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Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #10 - Oct 2^nd, 2016 at 1:51pm	Print Post
	I always get a kick at these "melee sucks" and "warlocks are overpowered!!!" Threads. I did vale elites with 2 fucking warlocks in the group and fucking dominated with my 6 / 8 / 6 Pally / Cleric / Fighter "I just got my fucking esos and have already done the melee classes three times" build. It had nothing to do with build. I just never took my hand off the fucking "W" key. Learn to zerg noobs.

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
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platfarmchink Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 866 Joined: Feb 28^th, 2016	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #11 - Oct 2^nd, 2016 at 2:03pm	Print Post
	Who Cares wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2016 at 1:51pm: I always get a kick at these "melee sucks" and "warlocks are overpowered!!!" Threads. I did vale elites with 2 fucking warlocks in the group and fucking dominated with my 6 / 8 / 6 Pally / Cleric / Fighter "I just got my fucking esos and have already done the melee classes three times" build. It had nothing to do with build. I just never took my hand off the fucking "W" key. Learn to zerg noobs. Wish I was as l33t as you.


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Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #12 - Oct 2^nd, 2016 at 2:17pm	Print Post
	platfarmchink wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2016 at 2:03pm: Wish I was as l33t as you. Most do.

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
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Artorias Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1224 Joined: Mar 21^st, 2015	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #13 - Oct 2^nd, 2016 at 5:52pm	Print Post
	Who Cares wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2016 at 1:51pm: I always get a kick at these "melee sucks" and "warlocks are overpowered!!!" Threads. I did vale elites with 2 fucking warlocks in the group and fucking dominated with my 6 / 8 / 6 Pally / Cleric / Fighter "I just got my fucking esos and have already done the melee classes three times" build. It had nothing to do with build. I just never took my hand off the fucking "W" key. Learn to zerg noobs. So you run elite vale at level 20 with epic gear and (obviously) with an epic destiny. You totally rock man! That will teach those lv 18 n00bs not to mess with you


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Who Cares Not this guy ^^^ Offline You sir, are a dickbag. Posts: 1951 Joined: Dec 5^th, 2014	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #14 - Oct 2^nd, 2016 at 8:21pm	Print Post
	Artorias wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2016 at 5:52pm: So you run elite vale at level 20 with epic gear and (obviously) with an epic destiny. You totally rock man! That will teach those lv 18 n00bs not to mess with you� Obviously not. It was 6/6/6 at the time. the last two of cleric did, nothing for the build. It's just that if all you crybabies spent more time playing the fucking game instead of trying to slobber all over peoples cocks on the forums, you know, you might not suck so bad.

	Fuck Off, That is all Strakeln wrote on Feb 10^th, 2016 at 9:17pm: WC can do whatever he wants. [] wrote on Feb 6^th, 2017 at 11:26pm: Public Service Announcement: your servers are not dead; if you can't find groups, it means you suck and/or nobody likes you.
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Artorias Shroud Slacker Offline Posts: 1224 Joined: Mar 21^st, 2015	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #15 - Oct 3^rd, 2016 at 8:59am	Print Post
	Who Cares wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2016 at 8:21pm: Obviously not. It was 6/6/6 at the time. the last two of cleric did, nothing for the build. It's just that if all you crybabies spent more time playing the fucking game instead of trying to slobber all over peoples cocks on the forums, you know, you might not suck so bad. Easy with the butt hurt my good man. I agree with what you just wrote now. I just found it odd for an experienced player to run vale at 20 and miss the bb. Didn't meant to offend you (I'm getting too civilized here on the vault...fuck I'm going soft)


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platfarmchink Abbot Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 866 Joined: Feb 28^th, 2016	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #16 - Oct 3^rd, 2016 at 10:54am	Print Post
	Artorias wrote on Oct 3^rd, 2016 at 8:59am: Easy with the butt hurt my good man.� I agree with what you just wrote now. I just found it odd for an experienced player to run vale at 20 and miss the bb. Didn't meant to offend you (I'm getting too civilized here on the vault...fuck I'm going soft) I assumed by Vale quests at level 20 he meant the 2 legenday shroud flaggers. No way could he be so GAY AND RETARDED that he was proud about zeging the 16's. No fucking way he is that bad!


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LagMonsterrrrrr Dragon Raider Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 263 Joined: May 28^th, 2016 Gender:	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #17 - Oct 3^rd, 2016 at 1:24pm	Print Post
	lol


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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #18 - Oct 3^rd, 2016 at 7:14pm	Print Post
	Who Cares wrote on Oct 2^nd, 2016 at 8:21pm: It's just that if all you crybabies spent more time playing the fucking game instead of trying to slobber all over peoples cocks on the forums, you know, you might not suck so bad. But the only reason they suck as good as they do now is all that practice.

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Some Guy Here On The Boards Ghostbaned Offline Somewhere on Korthos Island Posts: 528 Location: Thelanis Joined: Nov 3^rd, 2013 Gender:	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #19 - Oct 3^rd, 2016 at 9:34pm	Print Post
	Pescha still plays? Haven't grouped with him in ages.


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UI Korthos Resident Offline I Love Drama! Posts: 10 Joined: Nov 5^th, 2015	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #20 - Oct 4^th, 2016 at 7:34am	Print Post
	he is trying real hard to get a blowjob from rys or wizza. can't tell who. maybe both Quote: Since Turbine is making exploits wai like furycheaters, what is the exploit you want to become an authorized feature? I'd love when you could search and disable for traps in 1 sec interrupting the action bar. Recall fast monks from quests was really useful too. I was thinking to vote on duping but it would be fair just if melees could dupe to catch up with cheese and cheater builds. And i mean real melees not 43 str melees that use a bow the whole raid and just swap to a melee wep at the end to take a SS. https://www.ddo.com/forums/showthread.php/479398-Exploits-wishlist


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OldCoaly Puppy Farmer Offline Why did you think this time would be different? Posts: 1564 Location: WAAHH!!!Testing stuff is HARD! Joined: Jul 1^st, 2011	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #21 - Oct 4^th, 2016 at 8:44am	Print Post
	Revaulting wrote on Oct 3^rd, 2016 at 7:14pm: But the only reason they suck as good as they do now is all that practice. Doing the same thing the same way over and over isn't "practice" and doesn't make you better at doing the thing. If it did, every DDO update would have fewer and fewer bugs. They suck as good as they do now because they're savants.

	Groo The Wanderer wrote on Sep 8^th, 2013 at 10:43pm: they will probably congratulate themselves on how long they "kept it going" never able to see that it could have easily managed to keep itself going for far longer if they had just meddled far less drastically and with some semblance of an actual gameplan. Darth Anonymous wrote on Feb 1^st, 2014 at 1:11pm: Hearing something has "merit" but we don't have "time" kind of says everything about how Turbine works on things. eighnuss wrote on May 27^th, 2014 at 12:52pm: everyone but turbine knows that we are sad they are destroying our game majmalphunktion wrote on Aug 30^th, 2013 at 12:12am: I don't make the game, I just get tested what they build. Sorry you are not happy. Skoodge wrote on Nov 27^th, 2014 at 6:54am: DDO is easy to summarize - the greatest game to suck the most ass. GooFY wrote on Mar 2^nd, 2015 at 5:36pm: Turbine - So incompetent that we are skeptical when they report their own incompetence. � Meursault wrote on May 11^th, 2015 at 8:10pm: Other companies will settle for shitting out garbage, Turdbin actually prefers to. Especially if they can get us to buy it, that just cracks them up. Meursault wrote on Nov 12^th, 2015 at 2:50pm: Breaking something and putting it back together isn't as good as not breaking it to begin with, it's not even close. palmer01 wrote on Nov 20^th, 2015 at 9:05am: Devs do not care what players want - they already have an agenda and give out token gestures so the paladins can feel worthy. PersonaNonGrata wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 1:24am: The DDO devs aren't motivated by a positive user experience.
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Revaulting Completionist (i.t.p.) Offline Posts: 10143 Location: Not in my pants Joined: Apr 3^rd, 2014 Gender:	Re: Pescha shows how he sucks at playing melee Reply #22 - Oct 7^th, 2016 at 7:38am	Print Post
	OldCoaly wrote on Oct 4^th, 2016 at 8:44am: They suck as good as they do now because they're savants. I lol'd

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